Famous Stoner Quotes

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man now i want a fuckin sandwich. i don't even know what kind..
but it's 4:30 am and i need a sandwich.[/quote]

Lol it says you posted it at 10:30

 

So I thought we were gOing to post some stoner quotes but you listed like 150....

 

“People say that marijuana is going to hurt my career. On the contrary, my fight career is getting in the way of my marijuana smoking.” - Nick Diaz (MMA fighter who's actually fighting this saturday for the UFC interim welterweight championship)

 

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Lol do you have different time settings on the site?[/quote]

Can you?

 

"Safety first, then teamwork."



puts a tear in my eye, sniffle sniffle

 

dude, siiiick list, i loved the pink floyd lyrics, +rep c:

 

i got a quote, "wait...what was i talking about???" happens to me all the time, haha. yeeaaaa

 

You always need bud in your blood

 

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"See I think drugs have done some good things for us. If you don't think drugs have done good things for us then do me a favor. Go home tonight and take all of your records,tapes and all your CD's and burn them. Because, you know all those musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal fucking high on drugs, man."
-Bill Hicks

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is mearly energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, that there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imaginations of ourselves."
-Bill Hicks


"I think psychedelics play a major part in what we do, but having said that, I feel that if somebody's going to experiment with those things they really need to educate themselves about them. People just taking the chemicals and diving in without having any kind of preparation about what they're about to experience tend to have no frame of reference, so they're missing everything flying by and all these new perspectives. It's just a waste. They reach a little bit of spiritual enlightenment, but they end up going, 'Well, now I need that drug to get back there again.' The trick is to use the drugs once to get there, and maybe spend the next ten years trying to get back there without the drug."
-Maynard James Keenan

"Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear."
-Maynard James Keenan

"It's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it.
I just need it.
To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive."
-Maynard James Keenan"

Twirling round with this familiar parable.
Spinning, weaving round each new experience.
Recognize this as a holy gift and celebrate this chance to be alive and breathing.

"This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality.
Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal.
All this pain is an illusion."
-Maynard James Keenan

"I'm reaching for the random or what ever will bewilder me.
And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been.
We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.
Spiral out. Keep going, going..."
-Maynard James Keenan

"So crucify the ego, before it's far too late
To leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical,
And you will come to find that we are all one mind
Capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable.
Just let the light touch you
And let the words spill through
And let them pass right through
Bringing out our hope and reason ...
before we pine away."
-Maynard James Keenan

"Seems like I've been here before.
Seems so familiar.
Seems like I'm slipping
into a dream within a dream."
-Maynard James Keenan

"Consequences dictate
our course of action
and it doesn't matter what's right.
It's only wrong if you get caught."
-Maynard James Keenan

"Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies."
-Maynard James Keenan

"You're such an inspiration for the ways
That I'll never ever choose to be
Oh so many ways for me to show you
How the savior has abandoned you
Fuck your God
Your Lord and your Christ
He did this
Took all you had and
Left you this way
Still you pray, you never stray
Never taste of the fruit
You never thought to question why."
-Maynard James Keenan

"You're breathing so I guess you're still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise."
-Maynard James Keenan


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YES.<3 damn., I love Tool.

 

"We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature." - Abraham Lincoln

 

i dont know if anyone has said this one but "a gram a day keeps the doctar away"

 

"fuck's my lighter?" - every stoner ever

 

"Shit Happens" -Anonymous

 

"it smells like gods vagina!" - pineapple express

 

Sorry to revive an old post, but it's awesome. So I figured it's worth it.
('07-'12?? What!?)

I remember one time I was smoking with my brother, staring at a green wall, when I said:

"Dude, that wall's green right? Well what if like... You see it as another color from me, but we both know it as green? Like what if you're seeing blue and I'm seeing red, but we both know it as the same thing?"

He was like, "That's trippy as fuck man. Here, take another hit." as he passes me the bowl.

 

Albert Hoffman has made my life a better place. RIP my friend