Famous Stoner Quotes

loved it. jus one thing, the quote from Time by Pink Floyd, that was written by Roger Waters, Gilmore just wrote the music

 

that entire quote is great
BUT

is the best part IMO
+rep for that

 

Heres one said by our former President not long ago,
“I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast.”

- Ronald Regan

 

Great quotes, I have one to add if you want.

The Allman Brothers Band - Aint Wasting Time No More

"Last Sunday morning
The sunshine felt like rain
Week before
They all seemed the same
With the help of God and true friends
I come to realize
I still had two strong legs
And even wings to fly
And oh I, ain't wastin time no more
'Cause time goes by like hurricanes
And faster things
Lord, lord Miss Sally
Why all your cryin'?
Been around here three long days
You're lookin' like you're dyin'
Just step yourself outside
And look up at the stars above
Go on downtown baby
Find somebody to love
Meanwhile I ain't wastin' time no more
'Cause time goes by like pouring rain
And much faster things
You don't need no gypsy to tell you why
You can't let one precious day slip by
Look inside yourself
And if you don't see what you want
Maybe sometimes then you don't
But leave your mind alone and just get high
Well by and by
Way after many years have gone
And all the war freaks die off
Leavin' us alone
We'll raise our children
In the peaceful way we can
It's up to you and me brother
To try and try again
Well, hear us now, we ain't wastin' time no more
'Cause time goes by like hurricanes
Runnin' after subway trains
Don't forget the pouring rain"

 

Dude Mike Pinto? hes way sick

 

Mike Pinto is nasty, I grew up right around him.

 

how is mike pinto nasty?

 

i like the first quote from maynard james keegan. that explains their music.

 

"Break on through to the other side"-Jim Morrison

 

I'm fairly sure he means 'nasty' as like... awesome. Not like... he's a pedo or anything.

 

I love this Bill Hicks quote.

"They lie about marijuana, tell you pot smoking makes you un motovated, LIE, when your high you can do everything you normally do just as well, you just realise its not worth the fucking effort" - bill hicks

 

" i used to do drugs, i still do, but i used to too"- Mitch hedburg

 

When I think stoner quotes, I think the universal damn he's blazed quote, "Did I hit this yet, man?"

 

haha kind of old post but i still enjoyed these.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNMJ61ysuhY

The Sherpa: Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. My probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. War on drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean, the Man's most positive positive-tive is a nega-tive. It's a mega-nega-tive. Right? [shouts] Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting *high*. We're not getting fucked down. We're getting fucked up.

Not really a quote, but still funny as fuck lol.

 

haha my new favorite scene from entourage.

 

amazing quotes man +rep

 

i know its not a famous quote but i dont think its to bad
i made it

"Music has no language, its all a way for everyone to get tother and enjoy what we love, with people like us, to have fun and be who you really are".

 

Bump cause this shit is tight.