panda express knows im stoned

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by SMDforCABBAGE, May 31, 2012.

  1. #1 SMDforCABBAGE, May 31, 2012
    got panda express this afternoon stoned. they knew, look at my fortune :D
     

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  2. #2 smokintoke, Jun 1, 2012
    buwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. #3 NeverOddOrEven., Jun 1, 2012
    or they didn't know, and you were wrong
     
  4. #4 snoman420, Jun 1, 2012
    haha thats pretty funny fortune cookies are awesome
     
  5. #5 steveTHEstoner, Jun 3, 2012
    I lol'd :)
     
  6. #6 JuanRing, Jun 3, 2012
    I definitely lol'ed
     
  7. #7 SMDforCABBAGE, Jun 3, 2012
    [quote name='"JuanRing"']I definitely lol'ed[/quote]

    my friend I was with about shit his pants laughing xD
     
  8. #8 Vzsel, Jun 3, 2012

    Was that really necessary?
     
  9. #9 Mr Pink, Jun 4, 2012
    [quote name='"CaressaRosee"']

    Was that really necessary?[/quote]

    Lol this made me laugh.

    @OP, Fortune cookie knows all.
     
  10. #10 ghostonvacation, Jun 4, 2012
    Thought I would laugh after reading thread title...


    Sigh :(
     
  11. #11 Vzsel, Jun 4, 2012
    [quote name='"ghostonvacation"']Thought I would laugh after reading thread title...

    Sigh :([/quote]

    Ahahha right, itsd be more funny if they type up the fortune papers right on the spot
     
  12. #12 DrTummnus, Jun 4, 2012
    thats because thats all they do in the back during there 5 minute breaks
     
  13. #13 HBGBUB, Jun 4, 2012
    I've had some funny fortune cookies.

    One said "you are not illiterate"

    That was it, I laughed pretty good
     
  14. #14 SMDforCABBAGE, Jun 4, 2012
    [quote name='"ghostonvacation"']Thought I would laugh after reading thread title...

    Sigh :([/quote]

    sorry :D
     
  15. #15 Junior DANK, Jun 4, 2012
    *no wonder you ate so damn much ;)


    I gotta make a cookie that says that now
     
  16. #16 SMDforCABBAGE, Jun 13, 2012
    [quote name='"Junior DANK"']*no wonder you ate so damn much ;)

    I gotta make a cookie that says that now[/quote]

    haha imagine in like 20 years weed is so accepted that u can go to panda express and buy orange chicken, or go to McDonald's and eat a big mac, that gets you stoned
     

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