Getting a massage

I'm getting a massage this week (maybe today) and I'm planning on hitting some bowls right before. It's gonna be amazing. I'm pretty sure they do 'happy endings' as well, so if I could accomplish that it'd be incredible .

Anyone else try this before?

You're going to a brothel high?

:')

Ive read the sign is to tap their butt lol just try to not get the cops called.

I got scheduled for an appointment in one hour

I got scheduled for an appointment in one hour

Haha!!! Tell us how it goes!!! I wanna hear this lmao

I give my girlfriend high massages all the time. She loves that I went to massage therapy school.

order fries with that shake

happy ending....herpes?

Yea man, a good massage is awesome while your baked. If you ever find a chick that can actually give an excellent asian massage, not just a rub and tug, youll fall in love.

lol that came out wrong hahhahaha

funny you mention that..

i actually just came back from a massage while high .

its kinda become a routine thing now

the first few times its awesome, then you just get used to it lmao

Getting a massage while high.. never tried it but it is now on my bucket list, no happy ending required though

OP end up getting a happy ending?

Funny story..

I get there after about 5 bowls (most I've ever smoked at once) and I was ready as ever. As soon as I got into the room I dropped my clothes and hopped onto the table. She asked if I was there for an injury or "relaxation" and getting the hint I said relaxation. She went through a normal massage and I could have sworn I heard her drop her clothes... so at that point I'm preparing myself for what was about to happen.. and she walked over near me and (thinking she was ass naked) I got a little touchy on her thighs but I couldn't see anything because I was face down. After that she went for my thighs and got really up there and I was just waiting for her to turn me over. Then i try grabbing her ass but swing and miss hitting her pretty hard in the stomach by accident lol. It went downhill from there and after a lot more teasing by her she said time was up. I got up but still thought it'd be cool if i gestured for her to do a happy ending (even after seeing she was fully clothed) but I couldn't think of what to do and she barely spoke english. I ended up just swinging it around... and she just didn't know what to do. I paid for the hour service and left except I forgot my shirt and kept the towel... still need to get that shirt back. Keeping the towel though, that's my towel.

Hell of an experience though. No happy ending but still pretty fun. I'll most likely give it one more try in a couple weeks and I'll post what happens on this thread

Hahaha you'll get it next time

Troll or real?

Thats a hardcore fucking story. . . "i ended up just swinging it around" LOL

Ahhhh dude haha you gotta go again!! Do it haa. I wanna hear success!!

haha awesome story man, this thread made me decide that I am going to get a happy ending massage.

When she walks in do the helicopter dick and sing lion king.. She will eat that dick like it was dog. Gigity