when was the last time you got laid?

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by thatbakedbitch, May 29, 2012.

  1. #5061 SassyMelassy, Feb 20, 2015
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    About 12 hours ago. Sigh. Wanted to stay home today for a day long romp. My gentleman friend had the day off. I left him sleeping, naked in my bed. It was one of the more difficult challenges of my day. Alas, being grown ups and having responsibility is always interfering with our fun.
     
  2. Go Sassy. :ey:




    It's still been a couple years for me... :(
     
  3. You should go home for lunch and then call out sick. Get it sassy!
     
  4. #5064 101 BIG TEX 101, Feb 20, 2015
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    um...does making luv count? been like 5 d@ys
     
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    im sorry dude, but that doesnt count as 19 years since youve been laid.  even though i guess your penis was in your mother's vagina... in a sense
     
    for me its 3 years, and before that it was 8 years
     
  6. damn... u right
     
  7. #5070 AS420, Feb 26, 2015
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    4 times today. It was grrreat.

    The last one made me a few minutes late for work, but thats okay.
     
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    lunch poonanny
     
  9. Hmmm ~11 hours ago. Rocked my world. Was much needed. I was grumpy all day and he was like, "You just need to get laid." He was right. Walking on sunshine today. :)
     
  10. lol a couple weeks... find that i don't mind being single and not having to deal with it though. i like going out with the bros and flirting casually. its always funny 
     
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    Mine was about 13 hours ago. You win. This time.
     
  12. Last night, she's at that time of the month. Strangely enough I get so much more horny when she is.


    Sent from somewhere in Canada.
     
  13. Sunday.

    Only once. We were fucking exhausted so we just slept all day.
     
  14. Yesterday, had fajita sex.
     
  15. Ten minutes ago.

    Giggity
     
  16. 10 hours ago!! High af
     

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