I have an idea for a different genre of smoking device. Have you guys ever seen the coil condensors on illadelph bongs. Well i wanna make a pipe that has a chamber filled with the gel that comes in ice oacks. Then inside of that chamber is a swirling downstem that spins all the way around the inside of the chamber and spreads the surface area of the smoke out giving a smoother hit. The ice pack gel cools the smoke and theres no messy water just tap out the bowl like a regular pipe. Im gunna go draw a diagram.
I invented the hand-pipe but no one wants to try it. First you make a fist with your non-lighter hand and raise it upwards with your thumb closest to you. Then you place a nug in the valley between your pinky and ring finger. As you light the nug you inhale from the hole where your thumb is. You can even cover the back of your hand-pipe with your other hand as a carb.
I fucking love how the threads these days are all alluding back to other stupid threads. It turns my crank.