After they had moved the house stayed vacant for a good 3 months, THEN enter crazy ass drunken cunt.... she hailed from Georgia and the first time we met her she broke down cryin in front of 4 people she hadent met before (that should tell ya all ya need to know) talking about how she's an alcoholic and she had gained 30 pounds:rolleyes:. anyways lets skip forward to the important part.... bout 2 months ago she got out drunk driving and went to a relatively large church in nothing more than a bathrobe and broke down (she couldn't even walk) so somehow she avoided getting a dui but she was taken to the 6th floor of the local hospital (psyche ward) and well some dumbass donated the money for her to go to rehab... so she was out of my hair for like six weeks but she got out.... first day back out wailin on her back porch drunk as fuck.....
my bed sits against a window facing my neighbors house so im always worried the drunk bitch is gonna back into me....
ANYWAYS to the epic climax of this to-fucked-up-to-be-fake tale
i awoke on my bed to the idling of a car out of view but not earshot apparently so then i hear this high-pitched shrill scream sound almost like a fuckin bird but then i saw from one end of my window to the other..... that drunk bitch accidentally goosed it and ended up takin out the basketball goal that was in the ground near here house, she must have had an adrenaline rush cause she straightened it out alright but then she stumbles out of her car and every 3 to 4 steps she'd stop look up and scream at the top of her lungs... i wish i could have recorded this b/c theirs not really a way to describe her voice other than high pitched, shrill, and FUCKIN CRAZY. she did that shit for like 10 minutes.... i text my mother about what had went down and she called the law out there (ten minute scramble to get my stash together)and back to watchin whats goin down.....so the sherif gets out there and says he can't do anything so he leaves... bout an hour or so later she's at the gate of my fence scream out "hello!! is there anybody there HELLO!!" bitch gets my dogs actin up so i go outside and she's like "did your mom call the cops on me?" i said yea maybe, she says why would she do that? i responded maybe because you ran over the goal post, stupid bitch was like "i dident do that, that wasent me" whatever bitch she tellsme to tell my mother to come over to her house when she gets off and then she just stood there for awhile untill i told her you can leave now... she was argumentative about leavin but she eventually left when i threatened to call the cops ............intermission..........
my mother gets home from work.... everythings cool for awhile she goes out to weed her flower garden and that dumb bitch gets out there and asks her why she called the cops and my ma pointed to the baskeball goal and said thats why.... bitch kept denying it but i SAW her anyways she kept asking why she called the cops and my mom got fed up and yelled Dont fuck with me!! you stay off my property, bitch replied "im not afraid of you" over and over and im proud of my mother any other day and she would have rolled that bitch but she just walked off to the other neighbors house and the discuss whats ben goin down and when she leaves there long behold if the sherif isint in my drive way.... bitch called then bold faced lied and said my mother had threatened her life (my mothers less of a threat person more of the fuck-your-shit-all-up without sayin a word type person... anyways my mother had a chance to tell to cop what went down and they ended up callin out a more seasoned cop and he took a look at her house (the backyard is a good 4 1/2 foot tall, the basketball goal bent at a 45 degree angle, and the obviously drunk stupid cunt.) he just starts shaking his head and laughing, then they ask her to submit a breathalizer of witch she refused so they went to arrest her and the bitch ducked him and tried to plea with him "but i called you guys, not her!!" so she's in jail for the weekend......
i just wrote a fucking mini-novel.... to those whom to the time to read thanks much b/c this shit is fuckin crazy on-top of that dumb bitch lets get some side plot action... the day before all of this my dog got out and got kicked in the eye by a cow (fucked his shit up) he had a nosebleed till like one and his eye is still swollen so i was already worried fuckin sick b/4 the bitch even came into the picture.... thank you grasscity for allowing me to vent
oh and she got a PI and a mentally ill danger to self/others charge
normally im not an advocate of the police but im glad they took her out of our hair
finally they do something usefull
and lastly..... hahaha stupid fuckin bitch called the cops on herself...... and that concludes this segment of crazy fuckin shit to fucked up to be fake:wave:
god my mind is fried..,...
Edited by Irishroots8477, 27 May 2012 - 06:50 PM.
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