My boyfriend wants to rape me

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by SmokenCat, May 25, 2012.

  1. [quote name='"GGrass"']

    Is that a good thing?

    Coz I'm warning you, I'm really stoned right now...

    And I when I'm stoned, I lack a bit of understanding skill.

    Like, interprete things wrongly for some reason...

    Coz I'm stoned...

    You know what I mean?[/QUOTE]

    I'm stoned as shit as well
    So you know it's gotta be a good thing

    In all seriousness tho, you know what's up
     
  2. Oh yeah... I know exactly what's up...

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    I'm planning a rape.

    I'm planning to rape my wife tonight.

    When the kids are in bed, and all the lights are out, I'm going to crawl next to her and slowly wrap my arms around her.

    Like an octopus...

    Lol... Like an octopus???

    Hm... like an OCTOPUS...

    How many fingers does an octopus have?

    8 or 10?

    8 is octopus.
    10 is squid.

    Hm...

    So I'm a squid?
     
  3. [quote name='"GGrass"']

    Oh yeah... I know exactly what's up...

    --

    I'm planning a rape.

    I'm planning to rape my wife tonight.

    When the kids are in bed, and all the lights are out, I'm going to crawl next to her and slowly wrap my arms around her.

    Like an octopus...

    Lol... Like an octopus???

    Hm... like an OCTOPUS...

    How many fingers does an octopus have?

    8 or 10?

    8 is octopus.
    10 is squid.

    Hm...

    So I'm a squid?[/QUOTE]

    Squid. That way you have a reason to ink all over her.

    But wait... If you're squid with 10 fingers, and I have 12 fingers ..what does that make me?
     
  4. Lol........

    12 fingers... so that makes you 20% more efficient?
     
  5. oh role play to foreplay, nice.
     
  6. [quote name='"GGrass"']

    Lol........

    12 fingers... so that makes you 20% more efficient?[/QUOTE]

    Hm.. I like where you're going with this..
     
  7. So, I just got my paycheck. GUESS WHAT IM GONNA BUY AND SMOKE A LOT OF
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  8. [quote name='"GGrass"']When I grab a girl's neck with my hand, as if to chock, I get a immediate response from her pussy.

    --

    In my mind, I'm trying to kill her by choking her neck.

    And in her mind, she's trying to survive by giving me her pussy.[/QUOTE]

    Yes it's tightens it like for a sec
     
  9. Extra 2 of anything will be a good thing for sex.

    Extra 2 fingers... extra 2 dildos...

    Extra 2 minutes of intense orgasm...
     
  10. Rape? Dayum girl lmao, passionate sex is the way to go!
     
  11. fuck I want hot guys to rape me :smoke:
     
  12. On the way! Or am I?

    I hear bishes like surprises... so I can't tell you
     
  13. [quote name='"420Jenna"']fuck I want hot guys to rape me :smoke:[/QUOTE]

    I'm from OC
     
  14. #55 GGrass, May 25, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: May 25, 2012


    The thing that turns me on the most in this post is the presence of 's' after the noun 'guy', thus making it 'plural'.

    --

    I'm picturing a bunch of guys jumping all over a tiny little girl...

    And the amazing thing is, she can handle it...
     
  15. I need at least 5 or 6.... :eek: :bongin:
     
  16. Holy cow... where have you been all my life.........

    Instant boner. INSTANT!

    :hello:
     
  17. #58 GGrass, May 25, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: May 25, 2012
    Jenna, in GC, I'll bet you can gather up 6 dudes in less than a minute.

    There are lots of horny stoner dudes who are just waiting to jump in the act.

    --

    If we didn't have any names... if we didn't have any faces... if we didn't have our selves...

    And all we had were our dicks and pussies...

    How easy it would be for us to get together and fuck?

    --


    But unfortunately I have a name, a face, and a self.

    So I have to sign off and get back to work.

    But in my mind, I'm a nameless dude in ski mask, fucking the hell out of the girl in the middle, surrounded by five other dudes in ski masks.
     

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