so I figure I'd share my awkward pee stories
PEE Story #1
So this happened today I was watching my younger cousin an her little friends outside an they wanted to have fun an all this shit so they begged me to spray them with the hose an we'd dump buckets of water on eachother so we get ready an there haven a blast an I'm like soakn fuckn wet..we all are at this point but then we have to pee an I'm like fuck! we can't go in the house till were dry..so I gave up squatted behind a bush an pee in front of the house with like cars driving by an shit an my little cousin an her friends think thats cool next thing Ik theres an 8yr old an 2 10yr olds peeing on the lawn..it was fuckin disgusting an I didn't think they were gunna copy me only thing is I had a skirt on an they all had bathing suits which by then were covered in piss.. =\ the worst part is while I was squatting like 4 guys in a car drive by an start honking..=|
also once I had to pee an my dad was taking forever at his doc appt he parked super far an I was chillin in the van,I had this mc'ds cup with my dads left over soda in it sos I emptied it out figured there was noone around so I'd pee right behind the van next thing I know a group of old ppl is suddenly walking past & my vag is out an I have this huge cup of pee below it over flowing seriously to the top.I'm just smiling an hoping for it to be over with..so then after the old ppl leave a women in a white car parks next to my dads van an leaves to where ever the hell she was going when shes gone I throw the cup of pee but the wind blows it an it lands all over her white car..lets jus say it wasn't white anymore =3
Anyone else have an awkward pee story?