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What do you stoners work as?

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by Feelin Irie, May 23, 2012.

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  1. #2221 bob6546, Jul 8, 2014
    i paint house for $9/h i work like 7-8 hours a day, gets really boring but im only workin during the summer, then during the school year imma only work on Saturdays, blaze it up before work then at break time to make the day pass quicker

     
  2. #2222 IIGooGII, Jul 9, 2014
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    Use "QuickFix". As long as they don't watch you (which they shouldn't for employment purposes) this stuff comes up clean every time.
    It's twenty bucks a bottle and claims it's a one time use, but I am and have been on probation for the last three years. Since I started being able to pee in a room by myself (opposed to supervised) I've been using this - had some bottles for over six months and they still come back clean. That's the safest route to go in my opinion. Although I've had to do blood tests before and been clean in >3 days so it all depends on how well you know your body and how long it takes you to detox.
     
    TL;DR: "QuickFix" or "QuickFix Plus" is, in my opinion, the best substitution for pee. DON'T USE THE DRINKS THEY DO NOT WORK AND COST THE SAME!
     
    Edit: I'm a regulatory specialist who registers the uses of pesticides on crops to ensure that bugs, fungus, etc, does not appear and ruin the crop. Mostly state and federal registrations for pesticide products. (Forgot the topic, just throwing in some two cents on products that DO actually work.)
     
  3. #2223 All_Things_Heavy, Jul 10, 2014
    [quote name="jackstraw419" post="14719353" timestamp="1337789423"]Every stoner must have washed dishes at some point. It sucked but you could always sneak away to blaze. Am I right?

    I washed dishes for a day and a half then I quit lol.. .... Currently I'm unemployed just making money here and there doing tattoos but what can ya do, would like to go to college and open a tattoo shop or record store someday
     
  4. #2224 KY homegrown, Jul 13, 2014
    I sell suits, not a bad gig; commission-based, steady business, & highly competitive so it keeps me engaged. Been at it 3 years now, definitely the best job I've had so far.


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  5. #2225 danksmokekmk, Jul 13, 2014
    You couldn't work for the government anyways. I mean, managing a class of terrorist n all lol


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  6. #2226 BudXtoker, Jul 13, 2014
    Dishwasher at a fast food joint (I'm 18 so I have a while before I need a real job)


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  7. #2227 whatanoob, Jul 13, 2014
    I work on Golf Courses mowing the grass, smoking on the job is a daily occurrence. I'm going to school for Agriculture Research & Development, hopefully when MJ is legalized I can develop more potent strains of MJ, legally  :smoke:
     
  8. #2228 Crony, Jul 14, 2014
    I work in a grocery store/gas station. Usually during the week I work the night shift in the gas station and on weekends I work on the grocery side, usually in the produce department but sometimes I also cashier or stock shelves and I also do catering deliveries. Im usually pretty busy on the job but there is a lot of chill time, especially when I'm working by myself.
     
  9. #2229 -Samadhi-, Jul 14, 2014
    IT professional.
     
  10. #2230 Vnasty, Jul 14, 2014
    I work With Community Services, a paid fundraiser for the Florida Association Of State Troopers.
     
  11. #2231 dlo5057, Jul 15, 2014
    I work as a bartender Wednesday-Saturday. 5ish hour shifts, 10 bucks an hour plus tips. It pays well and it's fun


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  12. #2232 doyouwantadab, Jul 16, 2014
    the truth 100%
     
  13. #2233 Shatters, Jul 16, 2014
    Just got hired as a MIPS Agent at a health center, basically just retrieving health records for others, grabbed the graveyard shift from 7pm-3:30am. Starts at 10.60 an hour, and friends describe it as a relaxed atmosphere, so stoked. Gotta spend these next two weeks saying goodbye to the ol smoke shop.
     
  14. #2234 Jed Mosely, Jul 22, 2014
    I'm a server. It's pretty fun bc almost every time is a wedding reception. No one is a dick to me because it's a fucking wedding and everyone is happy n drunk. Plus my coworkers are cool as shit.
     
  15. #2235 TheBigBadaBoom, Jul 22, 2014
    I work in cell phone sales. I hate it. There's zero opportunity for any advancement. I have a degree which you don't even need for the job. The hours suck (three 11 hr shifts per weeks and one 7 hour per week). No benefits, no sick days, no paid vacation. fml
     
    I gotta get out asap. I really shouldn't even smoke weed until I am where I need to be. It's all I look forward to after a shift of dealing with people who think they are entitled to free $600 phones.
     
  16. #2236 Sade, Jul 22, 2014
    I work as a waiter and the owners don't mind if we smoke in basement. As long as we toke with them.

    Let's Smoke About It....
     
  17. #2237 SlightlyStonedSD, Jul 22, 2014
    I'm a machinist. sweet job for a stoner, no drug test or background check (obviously that's not gonna be everywhere), no whiny ass customers, low stress mostly, supervisors stay off my ass, started at $20/hour with room to advance
     
  18. #2238 GabbaGabbaHey, Jul 22, 2014
    Dishwasher, haha what can you expect from a broke ass college kid? 8/hr+ tips
     
  19. #2239 smoothlystoned, Jul 22, 2014
    Work as an assistant manager at an Italian restaurant. Mostly run the floor with the other managers, bus, host, run food, etc. it's honestly great, hospitality is my major. Good stress and all that. Nothing a joint can't fix before, during, and/or after


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  20. #2240 Mystic Music Monkey, Jul 23, 2014
    I'm a physical labor monkey(construction)worker 45hr a week and 11/hr. Not bad for 18.


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