Think twice before using mayo in sex

sounds like an urban ledgend. maggots could not survive trapped in a snizz.

 

Knew it couldnt be real. The fact that it was tuna... which would give her vaigna a fishy smell.. just too perfect of a story

 

Dafuq did I just read

 

fucken a, i almost puked reading that!

 

haven't heard this one for a good decade or so!

 

fucking gross man

I knew it was fake when they used tuna/mayo that is just nasty man

Nutella works best peanut butter isn't bad

 

Damn, the internet really makes you more calloused doesn't it? Didn't even flinch about this... I need a break.