Help! Drug test.. but FIENDING

Alright guys, i would really appreciate an answer asap. I smoked EVERYDAY for 3 years, but I have been clean for 21 days now. I excercise daily, 6'1" 180lbs 8% body fat, I also work as a lifeguard where i sweat a ton. The only beverage I drink is water, about 8 glasses a day give or take.

ok to the point. I recently heard from fellow employees there will be a random drug test coming up at SOME POINT(bastards). I just finished my shift and will be out of town for the next 11 days, 12 days before I work again. Knowing I havn't blazed in 21 days, excercising 90% of those days, will I be able to clear my system of THC in 11 days, if I rip my bong once, MAX twice TONIGHT?

Thanks GC:smoke:

Don't be stupid and rip the bong. Why risk it when it will be most likely a sure fire pass if you do not smoke at all?

Yeah. That is probably the answer I NEEDED. I would be too stressed out thinking if I would pass or fail. Also I guess my lungs could use the break, I amazing how much of gunk I have coughed up in the past couple weeks.

Dont smoke until after the test, by that time your tolerance will be down some AND you will still have your job. It's a win win.

fuck it smoke but I don't know if you will pass your drug or keeping your job if you fail.
smh

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]OK, so you will have a job-related marijuana test in twelve days. Let's clarify:

1. you last smoked pot 21 days ago. Are you currently testin "negative" on the home UT?
2, you want to smoke pot--two bong rips today--and will be "positive" THC.
3. Will you be "neg" by the time of your UT?

In order to "know" the answer, you'll need to Calibrate yourself--see my OP on directions for self-calibratiion of THC removal.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]OK, so you will have a job-related marijuana test in twelve days. Let's clarify:

1. you last smoked pot 21 days ago. Are you currently testin "negative" on the home UT?
2, you want to smoke pot--two bong rips today--and will be "positive" THC.
3. Will you be "neg" by the time of your UT?

In order to "know" the answer, you'll need to Calibrate yourself--see my OP on directions for self-calibratiion of THC removal.[/COLOR]

What in the fuck is this guy talking about?

You said you want to risk using THC before your UT.
You wondering if you have enough time to detox prior to the UT.
To know this you'll need to know how fast your body naturally detoxifies itself.
Conduct a self-Calibration to find this length of time.
See my OP to learn about self-calibration.

What in the fuck is this guy talking about?

Self calibration means knowing how rapidly your body removes THC metabolites. All the charts/calculators you find online are too general at best and total bullshit at worst. Enough time and a fistful of testing strips will give you a good idea of how long everything will wash out of your system.

Given that you don't have the time to test how long the metabolites will clear your system, I'd suggest not smoking til a couple days after your test. Trust me, you don't wanna cut it too close.

Alright guys, i would really appreciate an answer asap. I smoked EVERYDAY for 3 years, but I have been clean for 21 days now. I excercise daily, 6'1" 180lbs 8% body fat, I also work as a lifeguard where i sweat a ton. The only beverage I drink is water, about 8 glasses a day give or take.

ok to the point. I recently heard from fellow employees there will be a random drug test coming up at SOME POINT(bastards). I just finished my shift and will be out of town for the next 11 days, 12 days before I work again. Knowing I havn't blazed in 21 days, excercising 90% of those days, will I be able to clear my system of THC in 11 days, if I rip my bong once, MAX twice TONIGHT?

Thanks GC:smoke:

Honestly man when i was totally clean i smoked and cleared out in less than 5 days, you seem to be in better shape than me, all i can suggest it to buy some niacin (it will help speed up your metabolism) take it nightly to avoid the flushing, keep exercising and if you know the day of the test dilute the fuck out of your urine. IMO 11 days to pass is more than enough, numbers like 30 days are put out there to scare you when they only affect the overweight people with slow metabolisms that smoke daily. Dont take my word for it though, look up marijuana detection times and you can learn all about it.

No one can tell you whether you will or won't pass. The best answer you could get is a "maybe".

Definitely wait, unless it's worth losing your job over.

Wait it out. If you can't wait 11 more days, I just don't know what to say. You're not going to lose a limb for waiting, and it's really not going to kill you. If you're thinking that much about wanting to use up 21 days of T-Breaking for a bong rip, maybe those 11 more days will do you some good.

Why not drug test yourself?

thanks guys. im going to wait it out. and my drug test isnt in 11 days, it will be at some random time, i just get back to work after these 11 days are up. so i might be going another month or more without smoking. who knows. oh well.

just do some unmentionables