almost fucking myself over

i almost fucked up big time. i was texting my friend and my dad at the same time and my dad was like "what are you doing" and i thought i was responding to my friend asking me what i'm doing so i said "at the lake going to the woods soon to smoke call (dealers name) breh" and then my dad responded "ok have fun dont get too stoned" and then i realized shit i just fucked up (i was kinda high) but i guess he thought i was joking so i played it off as a joke and asked him if he wanted to join and then told him i was going to my friends house lololol fuck dudes i almost got FUCKED

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Nothing to really reply too, at least you know your dad is generally cool with it

Your dad definitely knows, and just doesn't care.

Your dad wants to smoke with you bro

Hahah your dad knew you weren't kidding

He may also want to bang you, just based off those text messages..

he never brought the texts up again im pretty sure he thought i was joking but if hes cool with it what ever

your dad sounds cool, lol

he never brought the texts up again im pretty sure he thought i was joking but if hes cool with it what ever

Break out a bong in the middle of a family dinner to be sure.

your dad sounds cool, lol

ill tell him fairy boots says so... lol ya he's pretty chill he was a pot head back in the day.

Ask him if he's ever seen Jerry Garcias beard in person

8===)

This is exatcly why I am advocating legislation for a smoking while txting law! Smoking while txting is dangerous, and may lead to failed relationships, incarceration, or really meaningless drawn out txts, saving money and more importantly lives.

Smoking while texting while driving however is still badass.

Write your local representative immediately!

Edited by jawmbii, 22 May 2012 - 08:55 PM.

You told your dad you were going to a friends house to fuck dudes???


NVM. Read that wrong. Hahaha