cum in my weed wtf

im so fucking pissed right now. this dude named juan has sold me weed once before and i told him it wasnt very good... all the other dealers tonight didnt respond so i had to call that mother fuker again.. we met at a grocery store parkin lot and he gave me an 8th... it was a real fast deal and i didnt have time to inspect the weed until i got home.. i opened up the bag and the weed looks good but theres fucking semen on it.. no joke.. im fucking pissed and i cant even believe this shit.. i tried to call him and the little mother fucker wont answer... ive been lookin through the sack trying to find a nug that isnt fucking covered but i cant.. looks like 3 fuckin guys shot a load in it.. WTF.. anyway i can clean it off or somethin? this blows.. saturday night and no weed... well.... cum covered weed... fml

um.............. i wouldnt smoke that......... i would go to his house and fucking beat his god damn ass for being so fucking disrespectful. Seriously bro if you cant find him hit him up tomorow on another number and be like yo that was really good shit can i get an oz for 500 or a half or what ever you can get me and fuckin meet up go with your boys and teach him some fucking manners.

Just brush that cum off and SMOKE that SHIT!!!! It's only gay if you ENJOY it. Sometimes u just gotta do what a Manaus gotta do. No really.... That's nasty man. What if he has an std. Can that be transmitted by smoking a nug with seimen on it??? Damn the things they DON'T teach u in sex Ed class. Sigh

Hmmmm wait!!!! Maybe it's a NEW STRAIN!?!?!?!?!?! Blow a load kush?? Man sauce og???

Lol you got the "sTicky Icky"!!

I feel as though this thread has turned into a "Name that Strain" thread.

Blowjoe Kush

um.............. i wouldnt smoke that......... i would go to his house and fucking beat his god damn ass for being so fucking disrespectful. Seriously bro if you cant find him hit him up tomorow on another number and be like yo that was really good shit can i get an oz for 500 or a half or what ever you can get me and fuckin meet up go with your boys and teach him some fucking manners.

Yes because perpetuating the stereotype of smokers as violent criminals is a good thing

Here is what you do dude, call the cops and tell them you heard he was dealing, and you managed to get proof, they will take care of the rest.

You get revenge, and stoners dont look like violent criminals who are a burden on society, everyone wins.

Lmao get some pics up if you can.

Definitely a sticky situation...

...I'll get my coat.

But c'mon dude you must have felt a little bit of an odd substance in the bag when you picked it up, you didn't scout the bag out at all before handing over your pennies? Poor form.

But yeah thats fucked up, would not stand for that shit. Get in touch asap and ask for your cash back immediately along with 'untainted buds'. Or MrxNiceGuy's idea could also be worth a shout.

Maybe he was trying to germinate the seeds.

well im glad u guys find it funny cuz i dont.. i really want to get high but im not to smoke some mexicans FUCKING JIZZ

Dick cheese strain????

Lmao get some pics up if you can.

Definitely a sticky situation...

...I'll get my coat.

But c'mon dude you must have felt a little bit of an odd substance in the bag when you picked it up, you didn't scout the bag out at all before handing over your pennies? Poor form.

But yeah thats fucked up, would not stand for that shit. Get in touch asap and ask for your cash back immediately along with 'untainted buds'. Or MrxNiceGuy's idea could also be worth a shout.

not gonnna lie man.. it was dark.. the worst part was when i got in my car to drive off, i opened the bag and put my nose in it to smell it and i was like damn ive never smelled weed like this before.. must be real dank.. little did i know.. what i was fuckin smelling

What kind of a heartless, crazy, inbred, stupid motherfucker wastes gods great GREENLEAF by cuming on it!?!? You might has well piss on the statue of liberty. So un American!!

i bet mary jane is the only girl he will ever cum on too....

LA cumfidential?

I hear cum is saliva dissolvable... get to lickin

Slash his tires! But I'm pretty sure your trolling.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Yes because perpetuating the stereotype of smokers as violent criminals is a good thing

Here is what you do dude, call the cops and tell them you heard he was dealing, and you managed to get proof, they will take care of the rest.

You get revenge, and stoners dont look like violent criminals who are a burden on society, everyone wins.

I wouldn't give a sweet fuck how it makes "stoners" look. I'd beat that guys ass worse then his father ever has. I'd wipe the fucking pavement clean with him. I think some guy handing out jizzed covered buds makes stoners look bad more then a little beatdown ever will.

Promoting violence is NOT tolerated on GC =- WW

Edited by WildWill, 21 May 2012 - 10:25 PM.