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Uuuhhh...I just smoked an ant. :(
Posted 11 October 2008 - 05:56 AM
I bet Leroy was one of those badass ants. Just didn't give a shit and was a rebel. Outside the hole all night, in the bad part of the desert, getting cricket pussy and wasted with the caterpillars on hookahs and hash.
Rock on, Leroy! You died like any man would have wanted...smoking the biggest bowl you've ever seen!
funniest thing i've read all night
+ rep for that
Posted 25 December 2012 - 02:02 PM
Almost 7 year old thread, haha.
But eek. Smoking an ant.
When I was 17, I had a very nice and fat blunt roach in my window (meaning if I closed my window, it would close on the roach itself - good place to hide it).
Anyways, it was night and the lights were off. I opened the window a bit and blindly grabbed for the roach. I picked it up. I thought it felt weird, so I rolled it in between my fingers. From there, it crumbled.
I turned on the light and saw that I had crumbled a dead and dried out (and rather large) bug - I think it was a beetle.
Eek, aack. I love my buggly friends and all, but crumbling a dead insect with your fingers?!
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