So, it all starts out with my family and I going to a chinese restaurant. It was a buffet and it was pretty good. Right before were about to leave, I head to the bathroom. As soon as I walk in, I notice someone took a shit right on the ground nowhere near the toilets. I was thinking wtf? I'm out of here.
I walk down the street to the kmart to use their bathrooms because I don't wanna have some awkward situation happen with the turd on the ground. So I walk in the kmart bathroom and there are two stalls. I open the first one and its just a mess, clogged, shit everywhere. I go to the second one and sit my ass down. Right then, a very big dude with a deep voice aged about 65-70 walks in and opens the first stall. He goes in and just starts cursing like sailor.
"What the fuck is wrong with thesemotherfucking toilets god damnit!" And shit like this.
It was awkward cause he knew I was in the next one so he jut walked out and I laughed my ass off.