Most badass thing you've ever done

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by p00nd, May 2, 2012.

  1. #1 p00nd, May 2, 2012
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    I have a pretty shitty memory lol, but one that comes to mind is when we were cliff jumping at a nearby river / gorge , gordon falls, fucking amazing place I love being there more than anywhere else in my province lol..
    anyways were just jumping off the main cliff, no biggie, its made like a downwards rocky slope before you get to the main jumping platform. (not a platform but where everyone jumps from lol)
    I decided to jump from further up the slope, and decided to do a front flip right over the edge of the cliff lol
    like.. its kinda hard to explain... im up here -
    ..........and the cliff edge /main jump spot right here -
    so i like dove towards the edge of the cliff and just barely scraped / grabbed grass and roots with my hands as I was super manning over this shit and did a flip and landed
    all my buddies were like dude WTF you were wayyy too close to hitting the cliff lol..
    I definitely just grazed it man lol felt it myself haha
    Think i did it twice actually
    edit: Oh and one time at a different cliff, about 35 - 40 feet, I took a fucking bong hit at the top of the cliff and jumped before I exhaled, held it in until I was back out of the water and exhaled everyone saw the smoke and they were like whatttttt hahahaha!
    they were like concerned I might of collapsed a lung doing that like shit I didnt even think of that you coulda told me..
    but whatever it didn't really do much hahah felt almost like a normal bong hit.

    and this is the highest cliff I've jumped at that river
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    not me in the video tho just some random off youtube.. sorry for the poop quality

    thats just a badass moment I can think of atm lol.. I have a couple.. not to brag or nothing im not even that crazy lol theres motherfuckers way crazier than me..
    lets hear some badass stories GC!
     
  2. when i was 12 i went to a 7-11, stole a bag of sour patch kids, and walked out like a Baw$e
     
  3. dude this is almost as lame as the last post I quoted you on
     
  4. Stole a paddleboat on a long ass 4+ mile walk at night to my house with some boys

    We used the boat to cut across the water and cut the trip down to mad short...it was so funny we were hammered and it was winter time, COLD ASS WATER.
     
  5. that sounds like an awesome drunk adventure hahaha
     
  6. Stole 2 pairs of Nike SB shoes at the outlet mall, stole 5 shirts from vans, 2 shirts & 2 jeans from zumiez all in one day. pimped out at school lol....bad karma wasn't worth it though.
     
  7. one time i got in a fight with this guy that knew how to box and i was going off reaction it was my first fight in high school. after a little back and forth he threw an overhead punch, he had done it twice before that so i read it, as he threw the third one i jumped at him and gave him a knee to the chin. sickest shit ive done haha
     
  8. #8 BLVCK ANGEL, May 2, 2012
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    Did a beer run last year,After a party everyone was leaving and about 20 of us still wanted to drink,10 of us went,We left most if not all of the girls.
    Long story short,We managed to get 2 thirty packs of bud-light,1 of us got caught. (Very intense while buzzed).

    Only Badass thing I've done,And thats it.

    And the $100 worth of candy bars in 6th grade I never paid:(,The whole class sold candy for less than decent prizes,I honestly sold like 55 and ate the rest with friends.

    Bought a Dragon Ball Z game for GameBoy Advance,And a couple of rare Yu-gi-oh cards:D
    Holy fuck I was such a Kid "Mentally",Ah well *shrugs*
     
  9. I did alot of really really crazy things in my day, rode motocross for 20 years Played drums in a cool band,drank like ozzy and smoked like Marley.

    But the most badass thing Ive ever done was...Thanked My Grandfather for working hard as Man in his day because it gave me all what I have today not only fininacily but spiritually as well.
     
  10. I dont know if I should call this bad ass or doing what I had to do to stay alive, My car got shot at and I returned fire on them wiith my hi-point C9. I felt really bad about doing it, I called 911 told them what was up, I unloaded a total of 8 rounds into the car that shot at my group. They told me that one shot had hit a person that was involed in the shooting but wont realse anymore info.... No one in my group even knew I had a ccw so they were shocked when I got on the phone with the cops and reported it. It sucks my gun got tooken but thats why I carry a gun thats worth 150$.
     
  11. i mooned some folks in the parking lot of my local grocery store as a young kid. i felt quite badass from doing so
     

  12. Thats pretty badass...


    But wait, some guys in a car just randomly started shooting at you?
     
  13. #13 halokiller99, May 2, 2012
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    Kind of. My group was talking some shit beacuse they were drunk and rolling outta the club, then I heard BANG BANG BANG. so I opened up on them beacuse no other cars or people were around, they drove off after that. We got questioned for awhile about being involed in gang stuff. I dont drink much when we go out beacuse of my handgun permit, I can get it taken if I do defend myself like that if I am over .08.

    they found out who it was beacuse they drove over the bridge and got treatment at an IL Er. It was down right scary I am not gonna lie, I was shakeing bad after I did it and the cops were treating me horribley.
     
  14. Another Maritimer eh! good to see bro:smoke:

    I can't post anything I've done in this thread cause there's way to much.
    And one of you may be a cop:confused_2:
     
  15. This must be a God Sent for the police hahaha
     
  16. Prom night, dinner, downtown Austin, me and a friend stepped out after ordering, smoked a blunt in the alley wearing our tux's(boss shit), walked back in, 15 minutes later I was enjoying a 50 dollar steak(best i ever have) HIGH as fuck.
     
  17. When I was a teen(about 15) my niece fell into a pool I ran across the yard jumped into the pool and snatched her out. She had panicked and sucked in water and wasn't breathing so a gave her cpr and saved a mother fuckin life. Now thats cool.
     
  18. Reminds me of one of my friends lol. He and another guy were messing around and the other guy went too far, so my friend roundhouse kicks him in the head so hard that the guy gets a nosebleed and a massive bruise all over the side of his face. Keep in mind that my friend is a small, quiet, chill Asian guy, so it surprised the fuck out of everyone. No-one touched him since that incident.

    As for me... haven't done anything too badass in the sense you guys are talking about, daring, physical stuff. The craziest thing I've done in that respect is jump from a 20 metre cliff (into water obviously) that was banned by the council cause of deaths and injuries. But everyone's had a bit of a high jump. Most of my real badass deeds are related to girls. :ey:
     
  19. #19 Sanguine, May 2, 2012
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    Its a real, real long story...

    Basicly, theres this 3 story-high building, which was like an old wharehouse, anyways as kids we thought it was desolate, so we decided to turn it into a 'crib'. We do so, for like 4 months, about 10-15 of us fixed up this old wharehouse and smoked bud and got drunk as hell all the time in it. Fucked shit up basicly.

    Anywho, after about 4 months of being there on our weekends/free time, A night came, that was so crazy, I cant do it justice with words... At first, we heard a chopper, we just thought nothing of it, except that it was loud, so someone sticks there head out of a windows and says that its flying incredibly low with a spotlight. At this point were all freaking the fuck out (its like 2am, were drunk and high beyond good measure)...next thing you know, sirens, so so many.

    The escape...

    I took off with 3 close friends, they came to this place the most and knew a good escape route, we split from the other 4 people..Immediatley we jumped through this window that led onto a metal, scaffolding type of balcony overlooking the wharehouse floor...and the most shocking thing you could see whilst high was in the main room below us, about 7-10 cops. through all the noise of the sirens, and chopper, they had no idea we were standing about 2 story's above them (atleast 30+ ft)...I was in panic, was shaking really bad, and I dont know why (but I'm faithful) I ran away from the other 3 I was with, and climbed out of this tiny sort of ventilation window, which was the riskiest thing Ive ever done..I was clinging on to the side of a window, tiptoes away from a 30ft drop, and climbed ontop of the whare house roof.

    I thought I was going to die, if not do life in jail or some shit lol (I was about 15 at the time) Standing on a thin metal warehouse roof, with a chopper beam blinding me, sirens ringing in my ears...I thought I was fucked. I attempted to 'fire man slide?' down the guttering/pipes that goes all the way down to the floor, I get about 15ft down, and fall, I shit you not, I flipped in the air backwards, and landed on my stomach in this small, hedgerow type bush (which I had no idea was even there).

    Got straight up, and hauled fucking ass. Had no idea where I was running, just ran. For sure the police on the ground were chasing me, could hear them moment away, but thank fuck the helicopter didnt follow, as the police's low light emitting torches are what probably saved my ass. Eventually after running for about 5-6 minutes, I got to this pointy metal fence, it was like an anti-entry one, as spikes were pointing at the way I needed to climb over. Thought fuck it, Ive came this far, If I get impaled now then whatever. Miraculously get over without a single cut, I collapsed on the opposite side of the fence and died. For about a minute I was gasping for air, listening to the police get closer and closer.. I knew they werent going to get over the fence, but I decided to play it safe and start running to a nearby neighbourhood.

    I feel like I dragged this story along WAAAAAAY too much, so yeah..My final escape home was; Me finding a neighbourhood, dodging a bunch of cop cars patrolling, me finding out I lost my phone, wallet and bud during the pole fall...and a long ass walk home.

    Tldr- Was a stupid kid, broke into somwhere, cops came (chopper, 4-6 cars), we later found out they came because they thought it was a 'meth lab'? lol. I climbed ontop of a really tall roof, did some james bond shit...however fell backwards into a bush, got up and did some running that would do an Olympic proud. All at whilst I was mad drunk, and stoned to high heaven.

    Sorry for such a long post
     
  20. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die......:eek:
     

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