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Drug Test, going to use UPass Synthetic Urine

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by Fraudulencee, Apr 30, 2012.

  1. #1 Fraudulencee, Apr 30, 2012
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    hey! i was informed today i am gonna be given a drug test tomorrow, i work for a private company and the owner decided to test me.

    i bought a pack of Upass Synthetic urine, and it came with no instructions. so after a bit of research, i have a plan.

    i am going to put it in my gooch, and 15 mins before test i plan on activating the warmer and banding it to the bottle. i am 5' 11" and weigh 140 pounds, i am an active ultimate player and have a fast metabolism. i also smoke between 1 and 4 grams a day. also, this is an at-home test and not a lab test, like i said private company and whatnot.

    feel free to tell me what you think of my plan, ill be sure to tell you if i pass :D

    keep tokin:smoke:

    EDIT: also, i took 2 percocet a few days ago and i CANNOT have them show up no matter what, so trying to detox/dillute is out of the question.
     
  2. #2 Gryphonics, Apr 30, 2012
    I think you're done man, synthetic urine doesn't work all the time, depending on how good their machine is you might pass.
     
  3. #3 smokentreez420, Apr 30, 2012
    Testclear has the best powdered urine. It's the stuff they use to calibrate the DT machines. Comes with heating pads and temperature strip. Also has an optional digital thermometer (Which I always get since I don't trust temp strips). I use it all the time. It never fails.
     
  4. #4 Fraudulencee, Apr 30, 2012
    this is a liquid bottle, 2oz. the test is the kind you buy at wal-mart. also, this test has a temp strip on it.
     
  5. #5 terpsnation, Apr 30, 2012
    If it's an at home test like you say, it should be pretty easy to pass.

    I wouldn't be too worried - just look online to make sure there are success stories of people using the synthetic urine that you bought.
     
  6. #6 smokentreez420, Apr 30, 2012
    You should be fine if it's a wal-mart test. For future reference, however - testclear has unbeatable powdered urine. I use it all the time and have never once failed. Like I said in my previous post - it's the same stuff they use to calibrate the lab machines that do the DT's. So you can never fail if you follow the directions properly.
     
  7. #7 BlazingZombiess, Apr 30, 2012
    Your good just heat the piss in the microwave for like 6 to 8 secs then put it next to your crotch. If they watch you piss your screwed...
     
  8. #8 markymark009, Jun 4, 2013
    so did you pass?? 
    I just got Upass synthetic urine because I recently got hired by a retail company and I'm going to be tested before i start working. I looked for their website but it's nonexistent so I'm a little worried if this is going to work. 
     
  9. #9 BudButler, Jun 4, 2013
    ultimate!!!!! FUCK YEAH!
    home dts are easy to trick with synthetic hell i smoke daily also and i passed one of those things with out doing anything they are pretty damn unreliable
     
  10. #10 BudButler, Jun 4, 2013
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    http://bestsyntheticurine.com/UPASS.html kinda a sketchy site but i think it's upasses site
     
  11. #11 MJW76, Apr 27, 2015
    New to the forum, hello... son just bought the U pass 8.2,  at the local gas station, he has to pass monthly testing.. so was sorta worried about this product. thanks for posting their link . Fingers crossed.. Great forum.. wish they would get on with it an just legalize it , and concentrate on the really bad stuff.. peace love and hippie hugs.. ole X toker..
     
  12. #12 urinecredable, Apr 28, 2015
    You should check out the post I wrote on the subject of urine substitution. There is a device that was head and shoulders above the rest after the head to head comparison. Walmart home test, the only thing you will have to worry about is temperature. I don't know how important your job is to you but if this is a test you MUST pass then don't rely on microwaves and hand warmers. Since that is the only area that could have problems, eliminate it. By doing so, you will givce yourself a 100% chance of passing. Everyone else that reads this, should also check out the post. If you absolutely have to pass this device is ingenious. "Drug test questions? Ask here." is the forum. Post is on page 124.
     
  13. #13 urinecredable, Apr 28, 2015
    Last year, you would of been right. But there is now a device that will allow you to pee clean while being closeky observed. EVEN IF YOUR NAKED! I know, sounds impossible. I thought so too. Until I did a head to head comparison of all the current subbing devices. Someone turned me on to this one and it is the real deal. The forum is here on GC. Got drug test questions? Ask here. Is the name of the forum. Post is on page 124.
     
  14. #14 Fraudulencee, Apr 28, 2015
    An email reminded me of this post from a long time ago.
    The test this post was about, I passed.
    I now work at a car dealership and passed a pre employment screening with a hospital via a clean friends urine in a 2oz hand sanitizer bottle. I still dab daily and play frisbee in my spare time!
    Toke on!
     
  15. #15 ceelee20, Nov 20, 2015
    I just took my test and used Upass. can anyone let me know if they've passed using this brand ??
     
  16. #16 ceelee20, Nov 20, 2015
    hey did you pass ?
     

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