First blowjob stories?

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by pheelgood, Apr 23, 2012.

  1. Lol i remember the first time. I think 15. At first it was just another handjob. Convinced her finally to suck it. Literally after i felt the warm mouth it took two minutes. I was in such heaven i didnt have the presence of mind to tell her i was gunna bust. All of a sudden as i felt myself pop the first squirt she jerked her head back, mouth full of cum.. And i shit u not the second squirt came even with no jerking or sucking and it must havE shot 5 feet in the air no joke lolllll
     
  2. i was in the movie theater with my first gf (i was 16, she was 15) and we were watching the movie like normal then all of a sudden she just gets on her knees and takes my dick out and starts sucking on it. at first i was like OH SNAP but then like a minute later i came in her mouth. there was no one sitting behind us cuz we were in the last row and no one on either side of us, but there was a good amount of people sitting in front of us lol. kind of sketchy but it was spontaneous and hot.
     

  3. I haven't read the other longer posts in this thread... But I can guarantee that no amount of detail shall trump the amusement I found with these two, short - but to-the-point lines of text.

    Berzerker clearly wins, if this were a contest - and I can make this call, having accumulated some pretty epic fellatio stories, myself.

    +rep
     
  4. Got my first bj while out camping near a river in my tent. I didn't get my first bj till I was 19, but w/e. That was also the first time I ever ate pussy, was also when I lost my virginity, was also the first time I ever had someone draw blood from my neck with her teeth.
     
  5. I was 15 or sixteen... my friend and i were driving two chicks home, he was driving and i was in the backseat, so we both had a chick to our right... the chick by me told her friend "itd be really funny if you blew N right now" I was like damn, only if you blow me too... so we got simultaneous bjs... i came and she spit my dick out and jizz got fucking EVERYWHERE... i mean her hair, the ceiling, the backs of the front seats, the back seat, the FUCKING WINDOW! the backseat was literally covered in jizz

    I was nicknamed the faucet from then on out.
     
  6. Haha yeah I felt like a boss.

    I still haven't topped that experience since.

    The quality of sex has got better,but not as risky,other than a public community pool(you know like the ones in the suburbs)ending with a massive facial in the hot tub.

    That was pretty gangster,but not quite as much as the mickey mouse bjs!
     
  7. First blowjob was in the backseat of a car, she had talent, I was thrilled.
     
  8. I have basically the same story, but i was 16 at a party. Went out to my truck with some girl that i partied with the weekend before. Shit got pretty heated inside, so we head out, making out the whole way (apartment complex). It was like 3am, so i just started finger banging the shit out of her right outside my truck. I then unlocked the door and was able to lift her into the cab in the most drunken rico suave attempt :rolleyes:. Her pants were already undone so i pulled them off while she unbottoned mine (damn 501's took forever!). I was already rock hard, so she took me in her mouth, immediate deepthroat mode :D. Ended up banging that chick rawdog since i gave my only rubber away to my buddy earlier at the party :mad:.

    TL,DR: got my first bj when i lost my v-card.
     
  9. got it in my ex's bed after hooking up a bit. Her teeth must've slightly grazed the mushroom though cuz that shit hurt like rug burn the rest of the night soooo bad
     
  10. i was 14 but the bj sucked haha
     
  11. My first bj I could never forget, I was 13. I was in this city league soccer team and the coach's daughter was 16 at the time and she always had a thing for me like she was always flirting, talking, even told me she liked me but I was a youngsta then n I didnt think much of it.

    Our team would travel alot so we spent time together at hotels often. Well one day the entire team spent the day in the pool and eventually it got late and we were the last ones there. I remember we made out for a while then I got out of the pool with my legs still in the water and she just started sucking. After like 15 minutes she started jerking me off and when I was about to cum she quickly wrapped her lips on my dick and swallowed:eek:. It felt so good when she finished she smiled and pulled me into the pool and we made out some more. Im 20 now and to this day ill say my first was probably the best.
     
  12. My friend was sleeping and i went to go play truth or dare with her brother and his friend. Ya in the closet i was 14. My friend got pissed when she found out i gave her brother a bj lol
     
  13. Summer of freshman year, with my older ex gf. She gave bomb ass head. I see her like once a year now. We smoke, and chill.. :smoke:
     
  14. the first time i gave head was freshman year in college, like a couple weeks in or something. i wasnt experienced at all but it took less than five minutes for the guy to cum lol. that sure gave me a lot of confidence but i realize now that the reason it was so easy is because he had a really small dick lol and i could deep throat that thing no problem. plus idk, natural dick-sucking intuition ;) he came, i swallowed. he was really happy because i was the first chick that ever swallowed so that was cool as well.
     
  15. I have yet to meet a girl who can put the whole thing in dat mouth. when that day comes I'll be a very happy man :smoking:
     
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  16. [quote name='"illadelphin"']I have yet to meet a girl who can put the whole thing in dat mouth. when that day comes I'll be a very happy man :smoking:[/quote]

    I don't want to dash those big dreams of yours but I doubt any human being can deep throat your cock. Sorry. :(
     
  17. I remember looking up on like ivillage or some shit about blowjob techniques before the first time I gave a bj. Haha, I guess the advice apparently worked.

    I think it was the summer before sophomore year of high school and I was camping with a bunch of people and snuck off with one of my friends. I had FWB thing with him for a long time and still hook up with him every now and then when I'm home from college.

    It was really funny because he was trying sooo hard not to cum too soon.
     

  18. oh come on its definitely a possibility!
     
  19. Illa, you are fucking smart, but i'd be lying if I said you didn't belong in porn.

    You're attractive and I believe it may be your only shot at someone swallowing your junk.
     
  20. This one time, a bitch put her mouth on my Dick.

    End of story.
     

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