I have a birth chart of a stoner, I bet you do too

I am an astrologer and I can easily see my propensity for being a stoner in my natal (birth) chart. For one, my Sun in Sagittarius is right next to (conjunct) my Neptune--less than 1 degree apart. Neptune is the planet of the otherworldly realm, the mysterious, intoxication and addiction. This planet also symbolizes the desire to return to the womb which is basically escapism. Jupiter is in my 3rd house. The 3rd house deals with the mind and communication among other things. Jupiter in the 3rd is about mind expansion. Since Jupiter is retrograde, I am very focused on mind expansion, almost too focused. Jupiter rules my 11th and 12th houses. The 11th house deals with hobbies and interests, the 12th house is the house of escapism, drug use and addiction. I literally need weed to function at an optimal level is my justification. Jupiter makes a trine to my Sun, Neptune and Mercury in Sagittarius reinforcing my propensity for mind expansion and total freedom. I have a tendency towards excess when it comes to bud, and Sagittarius is the sign of excess. Pisces, the sign of intoxication, drug use and escapism is intercepted in my second house. The second house is the domain of possessions, values, but also plant life. My Mars is in my house of health (6th) in Gemini pointing to the fact that I self medicate through smoking herb (Mars in Gemini in the 6th usually denotes a person who is very high strung, even someone who has the symptoms of ADHD. Mars rules my 3rd house, the house of the mind.

If you want to see how you are a natural stoner astrologically. Give me your birth information (date, location and time). If you don't have the time, I can still glean a lot from the chart, but the time makes a big difference.

So basically, I am offering free mini chart readings pertaining to your mental predisposition to smoke herb. Anyone game?



Please allow 24 to 48 hours for your results to be posted.

Here's what I am looking for:

The Stoner Aspect: The Sun, Moon or Mercury making a major aspect to Neptune. Neptune is the get high planet. The Sun represents your ego or identity, the Moon represents your personality and what you need to feel comfortable and secure and Mercury represents your mind.

Out of the major aspects the conjunction (side by side) and the trine (120 degrees) denote a natural stoner who will probably smoke their entire lifetime. The square can point to some conflict (usually inner) regarding your ability to smoke and the opposition points to conflict with others over your weed smoking.

I may throw in the asteroid Bacchus (the god of intoxication) to see where that falls in some of the charts.

Edited by GreenLady36, 19 April 2012 - 07:08 AM.

July 7th, 1990

Copenhagen, Denmark

Born around 9:15 pm

The fact that you were born on the 7th sets thetable for a desire to be intoxicated or at the very least transcend the realmof the mundane. 7 is the number of Neptune in terms of Chaldean numerology andNeptune is the planet of intoxication and/or addiction.



Very interesting chart.

Your Moon is only 1 degreeaway from your Neptune denoting a dreamy and otherworldly personality. One thathas a propensity to smoke herb or engage in other mind bending activities. YourMoon and Neptune are in the 1st house so you may be very open aboutbeing a smoker/stoner. You may wear it as a badge of honor. When people come incontact with you they probably smell weed and may even get a little contactbuzz. Lol. Your saving grace is that your Moon, Neptune, Saturn and Ascendant (rising)are in Capricorn so this keeps you grounded. You are the type that can be astoner and still get things done. You are still responsible and conscientious.Uranus is right on your Ascendant (Capricorn) so this tells me that you are anatural rebel and can be an authority unto yourself. There may be something very unique about yourphysical appearance. Your Mercury and Jupiter are right next to each other only1 degree apart and this points to your desire for mind expansion. You like tothink big and you are very idealistic. You like to stay positive. Jupiter rules your 11th and12th houses (interests, hobbies, and retreat, intoxication,escapism) just like in my chart. Pisces is on your 2nd house cuspmeaning you value the mystical, ethereal, and the otherworldly side of life. You are verycompassionate and empathic so you probably are the type to share your stashwith the less fortunate. With all the activity in the sign of Cancer in yourchart including Mercury and Jupiter you probably like how weed gives you thatwarm and fuzzy feeling and how it keeps your emotions in check. Most likely you love to eat good food so munchie time for you must be grand. Your Sun inCancer makes a trine (beneficial aspect) to your natal Pluto. Thus, you’re likean emotional sponge who can easily pick up on other’s moods and this may makeyou hyper-sensitive. You may smoke weed as a way to close yourself off from alot of this external emotional stimuli. Most likely you are very psychic.

January 10th, 1992
Bristol, Ct
6:42 pm

Sorry about some of the words running into each other. Not sure how that happened.

March 24, 1993
Tulsa, OK
2:37 pm

Very interested to see the results!

July 23, 1993
Thousand Oaks, CA
2:08 PM

My bro wants his done too, his is:
January 15, 1998
Thousand Oaks, CA
1:29 AM

January 10th, 1992
Bristol, Ct
6:42 pm

Weasel King you have thestoner aspect as well. The Stoner Aspect is the Sun or the Moon making aconjunction (side by side) or trine (beneficial aspect) to Neptune. Your Sunand Neptune are 3 degrees apart in a conjunction. Your Moon is in Pisces(Pisces is the sign of intoxication, mystical experiences, drugs, etc.). Itappears that you are very health conscious and you may be an avid advocate formedical marijuana. In fact, you may use it to self-medicate. Since you are sucha strong Capricorn (much activity in that sign including your Sun, Mercury andMars) most likely you smoke weed to help you unwind and take a temporary escapefrom responsibilities. It appears that you work very hard, your mind is soserious which is why you like the herb. It helps to take the edge off. You maybe a worry wart and weed helps to alleviate worry. I’m thinking that youprefer to smoke with others as opposed to smoking alone, but I could be wrong.

On a side note, you have what it takes to win BIG in thelottery so if you don’t play, start playing—even if it is only a few dollars aweek. Trust me, eventually you’ll hit a jackpot—if you really want it. You areextremely lucky when it comes to money—whether you realize it or not.

The fact that you were born on the 7th sets thetable for a desire to be intoxicated or at the very least transcend the realmof the mundane. 7 is the number of Neptune in terms of Chaldean numerology andNeptune is the planet of intoxication and/or addiction.



Very interesting chart.

Your Moon is only 1 degreeaway from your Neptune denoting a dreamy and otherworldly personality. One thathas a propensity to smoke herb or engage in other mind bending activities. YourMoon and Neptune are in the 1st house so you may be very open aboutbeing a smoker/stoner. You may wear it as a badge of honor. When people come incontact with you they probably smell weed and may even get a little contactbuzz. Lol. Your saving grace is that your Moon, Neptune, Saturn and Ascendant (rising)are in Capricorn so this keeps you grounded. You are the type that can be astoner and still get things done. You are still responsible and conscientious.Uranus is right on your Ascendant (Capricorn) so this tells me that you are anatural rebel and can be an authority unto yourself. There may be something very unique about yourphysical appearance. Your Mercury and Jupiter are right next to each other only1 degree apart and this points to your desire for mind expansion. You like tothink big and you are very idealistic. You like to stay positive. Jupiter rules your 11th and12th houses (interests, hobbies, and retreat, intoxication,escapism) just like in my chart. Pisces is on your 2nd house cuspmeaning you value the mystical, ethereal, and the otherworldly side of life. You are verycompassionate and empathic so you probably are the type to share your stashwith the less fortunate. With all the activity in the sign of Cancer in yourchart including Mercury and Jupiter you probably like how weed gives you thatwarm and fuzzy feeling and how it keeps your emotions in check. Most likely you love to eat good food so munchie time for you must be grand. Your Sun inCancer makes a trine (beneficial aspect) to your natal Pluto. Thus, you’re likean emotional sponge who can easily pick up on other’s moods and this may makeyou hyper-sensitive. You may smoke weed as a way to close yourself off from alot of this external emotional stimuli. Most likely you are very psychic.

Wow... thanks for this; some of it is spot-on, a few of the things not as much, but still, for the most part, it resonates.

September 23 1994

March 24, 1993
Tulsa, OK
2:37 pm

Very interested to see the results!

First of all, you strike me as a very artistic and creative individual. In fact, being an individual is your thing. You don't like to follow the crowd, but somehow the crowd seems to like to follow you. I see a lot of activity going on in your head with Jupiter in your 3rd house pointing to mind expansion, but also a lot of people or information to process on a regular basis. Jupiter in the 3rd can also point to having a lot of siblings or relatives to contend with. With Jupiter in Libra, your mind is built for the law and you are all about justice. You are also very spiritual too and you may feel that a lot of people just don't really know you for real. You are very generous, warm and gregarious with your Leo Ascendant. Your Moon and Venus are in Aries and very close together so this tells me that feeling good is a top priority and of course the herb helps you to feel good. With all that's going on in your life I see that you have a strong desire for quiet; weed helps in this case as well. Mars is right on the cusp of your 12th house pointing to your drive for mystical experiences and an escape from the routine and ordinary. I see issues with employment and thus, you would do very well to work for yourself especially if you could do it from the comfort of your home. You are the type who is inspired by smoking weed with your Mercury being in Pisces, the sign of the mystic, the dreamer, the visionary, the artist and the stoner.

Your Moon is square Neptune so this tells me that sometimes time to smoke is hard to come by. You may feel as if you have little time for yourself in general. You may even have to go without weed at times because of money issues. But money and weed does tend to come to you easily. All you really have to do is wish for it and the Green Lady blesses you someway, somehow. On a spiritual note you may go through periods of voluntary abstinence as a way to purify yourself. With your Moon making a square to Neptune you have a tendency to be deluded by others. Weed helps to keep you on your toes so that others can't dick you. You may often be the supplier of bud to your friends or family and sometimes you may feel underappreciated or taken advantage of. I wouldn't be surprised if you've been a victim of theft as well.

You have the propensity to be a home grower. In fact, the movie Home Grown comes to mind when I see your chart. Your Sun, Moon, and Venus are in Aries and your rising sign is Leo. Taurus, the sign of plants, gardening and horticulture is on your Midheaven, the house cusp which deals with career and destiny. I see you doing very well in the medical marijuana dispensary industry as well.

It seems that weed helps you feel secue as if all is right with the world. When you're not high you have a tendency to have morbid fears or you worry too much about others. Weed also helps to keep you on your toes creatively. You are all about originality especially in an artistic sense and weed helps.

Sep 3rd 1991 not sure of the time

First of all, you strike me as a very artistic and creative individual. In fact, being an individual is your thing. You don't like to follow the crowd, but somehow the crowd seems to like to follow you. I see a lot of activity going on in your head with Jupiter in your 3rd house pointing to mind expansion, but also a lot of people or information to process on a regular basis. Jupiter in the 3rd can also point to having a lot of siblings or relatives to contend with. With Jupiter in Libra, your mind is built for the law and you are all about justice. You are also very spiritual too and you may feel that a lot of people just don't really know you for real. You are very generous, warm and gregarious with your Leo Ascendant. Your Moon and Venus are in Aries and very close together so this tells me that feeling good is a top priority and of course the herb helps you to feel good. With all that's going on in your life I see that you have a strong desire for quiet; weed helps in this case as well. Mars is right on the cusp of your 12th house pointing to your drive for mystical experiences and an escape from the routine and ordinary. I see issues with employment and thus, you would do very well to work for yourself especially if you could do it from the comfort of your home. You are the type who is inspired by smoking weed with your Mercury being in Pisces, the sign of the mystic, the dreamer, the visionary, the artist and the stoner.

Your Moon is square Neptune so this tells me that sometimes time to smoke is hard to come by. You may feel as if you have little time for yourself in general. You may even have to go without weed at times because of money issues. But money and weed does tend to come to you easily. All you really have to do is wish for it and the Green Lady blesses you someway, somehow. On a spiritual note you may go through periods of voluntary abstinence as a way to purify yourself. With your Moon making a square to Neptune you have a tendency to be deluded by others. Weed helps to keep you on your toes so that others can't dick you. You may often be the supplier of bud to your friends or family and sometimes you may feel underappreciated or taken advantage of. I wouldn't be surprised if you've been a victim of theft as well.

You have the propensity to be a home grower. In fact, the movie Home Grown comes to mind when I see your chart. Your Sun, Moon, and Venus are in Aries and your rising sign is Leo. Taurus, the sign of plants, gardening and horticulture is on your Midheaven, the house cusp which deals with career and destiny. I see you doing very well in the medical marijuana dispensary industry as well.

It seems that weed helps you feel secue as if all is right with the world. When you're not high you have a tendency to have morbid fears or you worry too much about others. Weed also helps to keep you on your toes creatively. You are all about originality especially in an artistic sense and weed helps.

Wow that was actually really accurate! Thanks!

Wow... thanks for this; some of it is spot-on, a few of the things not as much, but still, for the most part, it resonates.

Thanks for the feedback. I think one of the things I may have gotten wrong was what I said about you being open about your smoking. Neptune is the sign of secrecy and with it being in Capricorn it could make you very sensitive about your reputation. Capricorn tends to be very guarded when it comes to the personal life as well, so could I be right in guessing that you are a discreet smoker?

Nevertheless, you definitely have the stoner aspect in your chart. Moon conjunct Neptune.

February 27, 1993
Victorville, CA
11:06 am

Go on then im game

October 19th 1983
Burton upon trent england
About 11pm

November 14 1990. Arlington heights, IL. don't know the time though but id still like to hear what you think.

this is soo cool! id love to hear mine..

march 26, 1993
Buffalo, ny
6:19 pm

July 23, 1993
Thousand Oaks, CA
2:08 PM

My bro wants his done too, his is:
January 15, 1998
Thousand Oaks, CA
1:29 AM

I'll get to your bro in a bit (after I smoke another blunt).



GR33N, your stoner propensities are indicated by Neptune,the planet of intoxication and mystical experiences being in your 3rdhouse, the house of your mind. Mercury, the planet that deals with how youthink and your mental capacity is directly opposite Neptune pointing toward astrong tendency to lose yourself in your high. Uranus, the planet ofinstability and the strange and unusual is alongside Neptune. You have a veryunique mindset and you have a tendency to want to go very deep into the unknownor the occult. You have a crazy kind of genius about your mind. Weed helps you in this case. In fact, you are naturally inclinedto do occult work or you have some unusual talent/skill and weed actually helpsto keep you grounded. You have the tendency to literally lose your mind withstrong hallucinagenics (sic?) so you have to be careful. You strike me as aperson who likes to be an authority figure when it comes to the smoke. Youprobably are into the different strains and you are very concerned withquality. You may pride yourself on getting your hands on the best shit and youwill easily pay the high price. I see you being an avid social smoker enjoyinghits with friends, but I also see you always needing your own private stash(that’s probably the really good shit) for those times when you need to letyour mind be free. I wouldn’t besurprised if you were holding a medical marijuana card quite possibly to manageyour anxiety. It appears that weed helps you to focus so that you can get workdone. You also don’t mind doing chores or fixing things when you’re high,actually it may become a hobby once you are stoned. Being a #23 for your birth number, you are very intellectual, but in your own special way. You are blessed. It's some of your friends you have to watch out for.

Dude, this is fascinating. Can you evaluate my DOB?

February 23, 1985