I am an astrologer and I can easily see my propensity for being a stoner in my natal (birth) chart. For one, my Sun in Sagittarius is right next to (conjunct) my Neptune--less than 1 degree apart. Neptune is the planet of the otherworldly realm, the mysterious, intoxication and addiction. This planet also symbolizes the desire to return to the womb which is basically escapism. Jupiter is in my 3rd house. The 3rd house deals with the mind and communication among other things. Jupiter in the 3rd is about mind expansion. Since Jupiter is retrograde, I am very focused on mind expansion, almost too focused. Jupiter rules my 11th and 12th houses. The 11th house deals with hobbies and interests, the 12th house is the house of escapism, drug use and addiction. I literally need weed to function at an optimal level is my justification. Jupiter makes a trine to my Sun, Neptune and Mercury in Sagittarius reinforcing my propensity for mind expansion and total freedom. I have a tendency towards excess when it comes to bud, and Sagittarius is the sign of excess. Pisces, the sign of intoxication, drug use and escapism is intercepted in my second house. The second house is the domain of possessions, values, but also plant life. My Mars is in my house of health (6th) in Gemini pointing to the fact that I self medicate through smoking herb (Mars in Gemini in the 6th usually denotes a person who is very high strung, even someone who has the symptoms of ADHD. Mars rules my 3rd house, the house of the mind.
If you want to see how you are a natural stoner astrologically. Give me your birth information (date, location and time). If you don't have the time, I can still glean a lot from the chart, but the time makes a big difference.
So basically, I am offering free mini chart readings pertaining to your mental predisposition to smoke herb. Anyone game?
Please allow 24 to 48 hours for your results to be posted.
Here's what I am looking for:
The Stoner Aspect: The Sun, Moon or Mercury making a major aspect to Neptune. Neptune is the get high planet. The Sun represents your ego or identity, the Moon represents your personality and what you need to feel comfortable and secure and Mercury represents your mind.
Out of the major aspects the conjunction (side by side) and the trine (120 degrees) denote a natural stoner who will probably smoke their entire lifetime. The square can point to some conflict (usually inner) regarding your ability to smoke and the opposition points to conflict with others over your weed smoking.
I may throw in the asteroid Bacchus (the god of intoxication) to see where that falls in some of the charts.
Edited by GreenLady36, 19 April 2012 - 07:08 AM.