Ever been paranoid, told urself you were just being paranoid, and then gotten fucked?

A couple days ago i was smoking in my basement and i heard some creaking from upstairs, usually my house always creaks and makes noises so i thought this day was no different then any other. An hour later my dad walked in on me smokin a bowl and flipped out....fuck! I shouldve listened to my paranoia!

Once while laying in bed I felt a tickle on my leg. I figured it was just hair brushing against the blanket or whatever so I ignored it. The tickle went further up my leg so I lifted the covers up. To my absolute horror, there was a spider crawling up my leg about the size of a dollar. I am a HUGE arachnaphobe! I've never gotten out of bed faster in my life! Needless to say I made sure it was dead and slept on the couch till the next day.

Once while laying in bed I felt a tickle on my leg. I figured it was just hair brushing against the blanket or whatever so I ignored it. The tickle went further up my leg so I lifted the covers up. To my absolute horror, there was a spider crawling up my leg about the size of a dollar. I am a HUGE arachnaphobe! I've never gotten out of bed faster in my life! Needless to say I made sure it was dead and slept on the couch till the next day.

Do you have the front door open?

My window was open, which at the time had a rather large tear in the screen.

My window was open, which at the time had a rather large tear in the screen.

Damn! I had this problem where I had this AC fan in my window and their was a gap in the top not big at all but to my luck... above my window, outside, laid a wasp nest. I had like 3 wasp flying in randomly. I killed them all though. h3h3h3 but really scary.

Damn! I had this problem where I had this AC fan in my window and their was a gap in the top not big at all but to my luck... above my window, outside, laid a wasp nest. I had like 3 wasp flying in randomly. I killed them all though. h3h3h3 but really scary.

It's a dangerous life, living without a screen.

Smoked a bowl out back once and I was listening to my iPod. I heard what seemed like a women's voice but I brushed it off and figured it was the background on my music. Turns out it was my mom calling my name from inside and was somehow able to hid my stuff right before she came outside haha

why are people afraid of spiders? i live in an area where there wood spiders are very common, and those things are huge.

Huntsman spider - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Larger species sometimes are referred to as wood spiders, because of their preference for woody places (forest, mine shafts, woodpiles, wooden shacks)

I've must of killed 10+ in my entirety of living here

Smoked a bowl out back once and I was listening to my iPod. I heard what seemed like a women's voice but I brushed it off and figured it was the background on my music. Turns out it was my mom calling my name from inside and was somehow able to hid my stuff right before she came outside haha

My mom was one of the first people that I smoked with when I first started. She had no problems with me smoking. I use to smoke a bowl or joint or a half a blunt on the porch while she'd be smoking a cigarette and we would just talk.

Once while laying in bed I felt a tickle on my leg. I figured it was just hair brushing against the blanket or whatever so I ignored it. The tickle went further up my leg so I lifted the covers up. To my absolute horror, there was a spider crawling up my leg about the size of a dollar. I am a HUGE arachnaphobe! I've never gotten out of bed faster in my life! Needless to say I made sure it was dead and slept on the couch till the next day.

Happened to me with a centipede. Goddamn legs.

I love this thread title haha

duuuuuude something similar happend to me. i was gonna make a thread on it but ill just post it here.

long story short. the girl im seeing right now lives @ the corner house. one of the intersecting roads is like 6 lanes hella busy, her street is just residential. shes only allowed to smoke in her garage, and she always insists we open the garage door since its been nice out. its not my house so i say yeah go for it. even though im allllways paranoid when she does cuz what if someone sees or smells and the cops roll up?

so i go over there tuesday (garbage day, all cars must be out of the steet from 9am-4pm) i didnt know so im parked in the street. its 330 and were smoking in her garage, door open of course. it goes out (pretty much a little roach i was just holding it to stuff in a bowl) she lights her cig and we sit there talking. not 5 min after the joint goes out a black crown vic rolls up right at the foot of the driveway.

we both freeze. as he pulls behind the car already parked in her driveway i crush the joint and put it inder the couch im sitting on in one smooth motion. im just like FUCK cuz i still have an 8th in my pocket. he gets out of the car and now im thinking okay this cops really about to come talk to us.

he ends up walking towards my car, then he sees us (didnt even see us @ first)

officer (shouts): is this your car?

me: yeah

officer: can you move it before i have to ticket you?

me: of course

so i go to 'get my keys' in the room connected to the garage, and got everything out of my pockets lol. got my keys and ran out there. he pulled away so i was like cool i dont gotta talk to him. then he turned around and i roll down the window. and very politely i said "whats up buddy?" and he goes "just till four man, thanks" and drove off.

i was shooken up for like 20 fucken minutes after that lol. i hate ciggarettes but i had to have one after that. 2 cl0se 4 comfurt.

longer than i thought so TLDR; the weed goes out, the cops come right after, thought we were about to be in deep shit, turns out he didnt show up for that reason and he just told me to move my car.

Edited by Ratio, 04 April 2012 - 10:17 PM.

A couple days ago i was smoking in my basement and i heard some creaking from upstairs, usually my house always creaks and makes noises so i thought this day was no different then any other. An hour later my dad walked in on me smokin a bowl and flipped out....fuck! I shouldve listened to my paranoia!

Wtf were you doing STILL smoking an HOUR later?! Dude, if I'm doing shit like that in a place I know I'm not supposed to I don't drag ass and allow other people in the house enough time to catch me. Jesus dude, really, an hour? You felt THAT safe smoking there?
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Wtf were you doing STILL smoking an HOUR later?! Dude, if I'm doing shit like that in a place I know I'm not supposed to I don't drag ass and allow other people in the house enough time to catch me. Jesus dude, really, an hour? You felt THAT safe smoking there?
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Its my own house man, ive smoked down there a million times and nothings ever happened. Just got unlucky this time.

Its my own house man, ive smoked down there a million times and nothings ever happened. Just got unlucky this time.

If it's your own house, why did your dad walk in and flip on you?
I mean, if it's your house, what can he really say?

If it's your own house, why did your dad walk in and flip on you?
I mean, if it's your house, what can he really say?

I'm guessing his dad owns the house more than he does. In which "my house my rules" is as good a reason as any.

If it's your own house, why did your dad walk in and flip on you?
I mean, if it's your house, what can he really say?

Well he likes it in the ass so he threw me out. I guess he doesnt like marijuana lol.

So it sounds like it was more Dad's house then "My Own House".

When will you guys learn that if you live in someone else's house and they ask you not to smoke you just don't freaking Smoke. They pay the bills, the house is in their name not yours. Just respect them enough to not do it. If you do not have a Med Card then you could cause them to lose their home because you wanted to smoke.

Now to the OP. Yes I am paranoid all the time as it is and when I smoke it gets worse. My GF thinks it Hot though when I search the house naked with my gun at 4 AM because I thought I heard something.

Remember, Just because you are Paranoid doesn't mean someone isn't trying to get you.

And sorry you got thrown out, better luck next time but now you can move into a Smoke Friendly place.

What the fuck does any of this have to do with Space Jam?

Well he likes it in the ass so he threw me out. I guess he doesnt like marijuana lol.

hahaha funny way to put that, but that sucks mainard hopefully u got places to go and people to see to keep u off the s-t-r-e-e-t's.