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i'm talking to this chick i met online and we're prob gonna meet up in two weeks. she's receptive as hell which is fuckin sweet. but we're just bullshitt texting right now.

anyway, i just told her i took a shower even though i didn't just to see how'd she respond and she was like "i wish i was there with you" so shit is easy street right now. i'm trying to keep the sexual energy high cuz i'm trying to get laid in two weeks haha. so my question is from here what's the best way to get those nudes? i feel like i could just be like "lemme see them titties" but is there a smoother approach to this or is being straightforward the way to go?

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getting nudes is the easiest thing ever. but if you are really gonna get laid i wouldnt push it.

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i'm not pushing anything i just wanna see those titties.......... if she wants to shower together i don't feel like that's too much to ask lol

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well, my dude... is she receptive to you saying kinkier shit via text? like if you said, "i wanna lick/grab/fondle/fuck ____" do you think she'd be pissed? how intense has your 'sexting' been.... :laughing:

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'Send me a pic'. It aint hard man. I got some nudes today for just sendin a pic of my face. That shit cray.?

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well, my dude... is she receptive to you saying kinkier shit via text? like if you said, "i wanna lick/grab/fondle/fuck ____" do you think she'd be pissed? how intense has your 'sexting' been.... :laughing:


it's been pretty mild, just some banter and the shower thing. i don't think she would be pissed but idk i could be wrong. she was the one who asked me to meet up and in my experience on websites like this 3/4 of the girls you msg won't message you back so the fact that she extended herself to meet up was kinda mind boggling to me, haha. it's like a complete 180 from what i'm used to.

'Send me a pic'. It aint hard man. I got some nudes today for just sendin a pic of my face. That shit cray.?


i'm just never too good at things like this. i always end up saying the wrong thing it seems so i'm just trying not to make an ass of myself but i might have already, lol...

Edited by HelpMeOutHo, 17 March 2012 - 01:36 AM.


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It might take up to sending 15-20 messages before you get one half nude picture from the girl.

Or it might take only 1.

You never know.

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Set a target.

For example, tell yourself,

"I will make my move on the 5th text."

And write the script.

A script for 5 and 15 will be different. Obviously...

Make a plan according to your target.

And execute the plan.

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If you set the goal at 1, then your first text will be,

"Hey, can you send me a nude picture of yourself?"

But if you set the goal at 20, then your first text will be more like,

"Hey, how are you?"

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trade ya piczzzz?

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trade ya piczzzz?


I'm actually quite interested in seeing what's in your porn stash...

:D

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It might take up to sending 15-20 messages before you get one half nude picture from the girl.

Or it might take only 1.

You never know.

--

Set a target.

For example, tell yourself,

"I will make my move on the 5th text."

And write the script.

A script for 5 and 15 will be different. Obviously...

Make a plan according to your target.

And execute the plan.

--

If you set the goal at 1, then your first text will be,

"Hey, can you send me a nude picture of yourself?"

But if you set the goal at 20, then your first text will be more like,

"Hey, how are you?"

i pretty much had the same approach. i wanted to butter her up a little bit but maybe the 6th text was too soon. i barely know this girl and i didn't wanna ask her about her stupid au pair job like it was a sort of Q&A. why don't chicks ever realize they can contribute to make a conversation two sided? i have to manipulate her in a sense to say more than a sentence even though she was the eager beaver to meet up. so surprising to me.

trade ya piczzzz?

i tried that one, around the 6th text, she overlooked it but continued the conversation, so i'm looking at that as strike number 1




idk, shit's lookin bleak. pretty much stopped texting at this point. might try somethin later when i'm high cuz she smokes too. might work in my favor. if my new approach doesn't work this time i'm gonna chalk it up to fuckin myself out of a fuck once again. HAHA

i might post the convo to get someone to tell me where i went wrong but i don't wanna make myself look like a big dumb pussy lol.

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Just get nudes after you fuck her. So if she gets mad that you asked then you got noting to lose anyway you already got laid! =]

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i'm talking to this chick i met online and we're prob gonna meet up in two weeks. she's receptive as hell which is fuckin sweet. but we're just bullshitt texting right now.

anyway, i just told her i took a shower even though i didn't just to see how'd she respond and she was like "i wish i was there with you" so shit is easy street right now. i'm trying to keep the sexual energy high cuz i'm trying to get laid in two weeks haha. so my question is from here what's the best way to get those nudes? i feel like i could just be like "lemme see them titties" but is there a smoother approach to this or is being straightforward the way to go?


Ask her if she wants a pic of you! If she says yeah, send one.. Wait awhile and tell her to return the favor and when she sends it say your "beautiful" not sexy or hot.. Unless its a pussy shot :P

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If you are nice to a girl, and get into their fetishes, you have the nudes. It's ridiculously easy to get them. I've done it so many times... though, I've also never shared any of them.

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Just get nudes after you fuck her. So if she gets mad that you asked then you got noting to lose anyway you already got laid! =]



This. And just having nude pictures shouldn't be your concern. Niether should texting her really. When you meet just make sure you both have a good time and laugh a lot. You have to think about where your head's at.

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i'm talking to this chick i met online and we're prob gonna meet up in two weeks. she's receptive as hell which is fuckin sweet. but we're just bullshitt texting right now.

anyway, i just told her i took a shower even though i didn't just to see how'd she respond and she was like "i wish i was there with you" so shit is easy street right now. i'm trying to keep the sexual energy high cuz i'm trying to get laid in two weeks haha. so my question is from here what's the best way to get those nudes? i feel like i could just be like "lemme see them titties" but is there a smoother approach to this or is being straightforward the way to go?


You could have invited her over to shower!!!

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You could have invited her over to shower!!!


Na she isn't accessible atm, she's visiting family in england so that's why we're gonna hook up in two weeks.

I always feel like what I'm saying is corny or cheesy but she keeps messaging back so apparently I'm doing something right which is fuckin tight. This will be a long two weeks..... Fuck

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Na she isn't accessible atm, she's visiting family in england so that's why we're gonna hook up in two weeks.

I always feel like what I'm saying is corny or cheesy but she keeps messaging back so apparently I'm doing something right which is fuckin tight. This will be a long two weeks..... Fuck

Forget about her for two weeks n talk to some new ones.

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Forget about her for two weeks n talk to some new ones.


definitely not trying to limit my options, good looks

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definitely not trying to limit my options, good looks


And you don't want to ruin your chances by saying something that will turn her off. Less you say, less chance of saying something dumb ;)

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Fun fact, people will give you whatever you want for a shitty joke and a smile, I barley pay for anything




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