The South African police have said that Oscar Pistorius may get the electric chair. If you ask me he was dangerous enough on a pair of stilts, never mind giving the cunt a mobility scooter.
I wish they would hurry up and cure dyslexia. It's not exactly brian sugary. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Stoner driving down the road... Gets pulled over. Cop approaches window and sees how baked the stoner is... with a blank face Cop says, "Im going to ask you get out of the car." Stoner says, "officer, how about YOU get out of your car."
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. no offence lol What do u say to a black jew? Get to the back of the oven! <div><div> These holocaust jokes are offensive, anne frankly I'm tired of them. Statistically, 9/11 Americans won't get this joke. <div>What's al-Qaedas favorite football team? The New York Jets <div>Besides all the terrible things going on, what's positive about Africa? HIV. What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of there last big hits were the wall. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks,"Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables. </div> </div></div></div>
What did the egg say to the boiling water?....It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick.(heard at work today) Drinking and driving, get pulled over and happen to have tinted windows. Hop over to the passenger seat while the cop is in his car, put seatbelt on. Cop comes to window, just say "I don't know where he went, he was here a second ago." Cop responds "Were you driving?" You respond "Hell no! I am fucked up!" (Gabriel Iglesias(fluffy))
What's white and can't climb trees? A refrigerator. What's the worst thing your doctor could say while giving you a prostate exam? Look, no hands They say everyone lives next to a pedofile. But not me. I live next to some hot kids! What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust