Girls

Girls, stop asking me if I like your shoes and spending hundreds of dollars on them. I don't give a shit about what kind of shoes you wear. You're only impressing your lesbian friends. Probably not though, cause they're all dykes and have buzz cuts and wear flannels. Maybe if you wore hiking boots and spiked your hair you'd be impressing them at least though.

woah, i wish girls asked ME if i liked their shoes... think yourself lucky!

what?

Damn dude, take an interest in girls shoes and you will get laid way more. Plus, girls shoes and boots can be sexy as hell. I work for a female apparel company, and get a huge discount on their wares. In the last 2 years I have picked out myself and bought my wife about 18 pairs of boots, and about 15 pairs of shoes. All high class womens stuff. She absolutely loves them, makes all of her girlfriends jealous as hell, and shows me how thankful she is whenever I am in the mood. Yea, womens shoes are cool as hell man. You just need to mature a bit, and get to the point where you think more about the girl, and less about your dick. Make your woman happy and you will be happy. Peace.

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

I am currently engaged to the girl I used this line on. Hope I don't jinx ya.

I am currently engaged to the girl I used this line on. Hope I don't jinx ya.

haha, dont worry about me man, congrats! good to see that line actually work lol

I am currently engaged to the girl I used this line on. Hope I don't jinx ya.

Sounds like you've bagged yourself a winner there, champ.

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what i hate more is how women will see you before you see them and walk in front of you or some other way of getting your attention just so YOU say hi to THEM. Why cant they just say hi to me first? smh Im tall and high i usually dont see them and they get pissed.

And this is in humor because...? Was this supposed to be some joke or something??

April fools

I'm a guy... Do you like my shoes? Wanna jerk me off?

couldn't resist

I am currently engaged to the girl I used this line on. Hope I don't jinx ya.

Haha any pickup line works if you've got game.

what i hate more is how women will see you before you see them and walk in front of you or some other way of getting your attention just so YOU say hi to THEM. Why cant they just say hi to me first? smh Im tall and high i usually dont see them and they get pissed.

lol same shit with me to except ima also pretty shy but they still end up getting mad later on when u do say hi

Why do shoes matter? In a few hours they will be on the floor

Why do shoes matter? In a few hours they will be on the floor

thats where shoes spend all their time anyways