My friend mom found condoms in his bag

Edited by Brendaan420, 04 March 2012 - 03:24 AM.

Edited by ergophobic, 04 March 2012 - 03:28 AM.

More importantly:

The fucks a hot minute?

Tell him to go find his dads condoms and poke holes in all of em

Thatll show her.

don't worry about it, chill boyo, a hot minute is southern folk talk, so only three minutes in actuality. he'll be back playing cars with you shorty.

jk, tell him to tell his mom that the condom was for her?
no, best advice, ignore her until she calms down, she'll probably want to talk about it blah blah

Typically longer than the slang "minute" the hot minute is defined as a very long time. Usually between a two to twenty years.

Noted. Also added to the "Say it and I will slap you" vocab.


On track though, in this day and age who doesn't have sex in the 15-16 range. Tell your aunt she should stop being a prude. Something along the lines of 'All the cool kids are doing it' should work.

Usually between a two to twenty years.

we say for a minute over here in the east too. east bound 50!

But yeah for real, wtf kind of crap is that? At least he is responsible! But yeah, the health class thing would have been best, but too late now probably.

Yeah... Cousin....
But for real, me and my friends used to make giant water balloons out of condoms and then freeze them and throw dick shaped frozen water balloons at cars. So just say you were doing that.