weird drug tests, exams, stupid mistakes

In october I got caught with a fake id and possessing liquor underage at a bar in Charleston. Now I have to take counseling classes to get it expunged from my record. These counseling classes include a drug test. Which was about two hours ago.

Rewind back to sunday. In my mind, I had an calculus exam monday night, a biology exam tuesday morning, and a take home midterm due wednesday night. Studied monday afternoon for the calc test. Did pretty well (or so I think), and it was monday night. I had zero motivation to study at all. So I picked up an unmentionable from my friend. This certain unmentionable is very good at giving one motivation to study.

About an hour after ingestion, I realized "OH SHIT I HAVE COUNSELING TOMORROW AND I COULD BE DRUG TESTED!!!". So instead of studying my ass off, I half scavenged the internet-half studied biology all night to try and figure out how to pass the impending drug test.

This morning I studied some more, took my bio exam, and came home to check online about my midterm. Turns out it was due at 9am this morning. I failed it because I didn't hand it in. Well 35/70 of it, the other part I did.

I went to my counseling, and they rolled in saying it was time to be drug tested. I pissed immediately before they came in. They made me drink a shitload of water until I had to piss. They watched me pee, and I stood there awaiting my fate as the asshole who watched me dipped the tester into my urine.

It came up positive for marijuana!?!? This makes zero sense, because I haven't smoked in 3-4 weeks, and have passed a drug test in the past only abstaining a week and a half. I told the guy I havent smoked, and he said it was a funky test anyway and he would send it to the lab. Then the dumbass dumped it down the drain (yay). So now I get to re-take the test after my spring break. Sadly, this means no smoking over break. But I didn't get sent back to court. But I did fail my midterm. Hopefully I can keep a 3.0 and maintain my scholarship.

It makes no sense how I could have been positive for nug and negative for the unmentionable though.

oh well.

get your shit straight.

speaking of getting shit straight, i gotta stop procrastinating right now and getting distracted and do my god damn school work.