Prostitution in Amsterdam - anyone with experience?

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by thezool, Feb 24, 2012.

  1. so i'm going to amsterdam in april. with a sense of shame i will admit i'm a virgin at 21, i couldn't have less experience with women if i had gone out my way to have done so.

    i am wondering if there is anyone with any experience with prositutes in the red light district of amsterdam? even the idea of the whole thing makes me anxious and makes my palms sweat in fear.

    what is it really like? what do the women act like? do they act all fake like they're in a porno? i doudbt i'd go ahead with paying for a prostitute, it feels wrong to me, but maybe some personal experiences would change my view?
     
  2. #2 richardblabla, Feb 24, 2012
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    Ha me and my mate did it when we were 18 year old virgins.

    Separate ones of course... he chose a Milf, but apparently she only sucked him off haha.

    But yeah its 50 Euros, and there are some extremely hot ones, but honestly I wouldnt recommend it man....

    Perhaps the most awkward experience of my life.

    Our other two mates were a bit shocked we actually did it I think, but it was a weird atmosphere when we all regrouped again.


    Oh yeah in answer to your question they do try and pretend they're having a good time, my one (fucking hot btw) was giving me all fake compliments. Funny shit now I look back on it
     
  3. They're in windows. Red for the women and blue for the transexuals. Normal charge is about €50 or €60. The pretty ones are usually along the canals, but the hotter they are, the less effort they put in. Women to suit all tastes. You go and talk to the ones you're interested in. It isn't rocket-science. Oh, and the pretty ones tend to come out at night, the day time is for the MILFS and GILFS.

    Go get 'em, champ :devious:
     
  4. If I went to Amsterdam, I wpould definately visit red light district and fuck a nice looking whore. No shame in my game.

    While in amsterdam, do as much shit as you legally can before you have to go home. Live your life up man.

    Plus your a virgin, Get some pussy, who cares if you pay for it your first time it doenst matter. You still fucked a hot ass bitch.
     
  5. I would do it just to say I did it lol.:D
     
  6. 18 year old virgin smh!
     
  7. What's a smh? Smeh?
     
  8. Say "hey baby you lookin' for a good time?" She asks "what you need?" You say "a nice fuck." She says "you got the money?." You show her the money and say "yea." Find a spot to fuck near a canal, and after you're done fucking her don't give her the money. Instead, push her into the canal and walk away. Works every time.
     

  9. Thanks for your supportive and constructive comment
     
  10. My friend tells me they won't even kiss you.

    BTW... I didn't lose mine until I was 23. You'll survive... And if a guy like me can get laid, you can too.
     

  11. shake my hair.


    well he lost his virginity to a slut
     
  12. Dude, there's no shame at all in fucking a prostitute. I've done it a couple of times, just think of it as like training before you actually fuck a girl that you like. Don't be nervous dude, the red light district is a legit business. Just go there and enjoy yourself, smoke all the pot you want and fuck all the girls you want:)
     
  13. This is wrong on so many levels, Jesus...

    They don't go anywhere with you, they rent a room and it is from there they f**k their clientele. And they always take the money first, they may be whores, but they aren't totally daft. ;)

    And @funnybear, they don't...rules of the trade
     
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  15. just dont end up like the shamwow guy

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  16. Don't be upset about it man! No shame. We all were once, eh?

    Anyway, you should totally Holden Caulfield it. Take her to a room, and just talk to her for 30 minutes. Ask her about her life. Try to connect with her, she'll be a lot better with you if you do. You'll still have plenty of time to do the nasty- you'll only last 10-15 minutes your first time anyway.
     
  17. yall just some horny bastards
     
  18. When I do visit Amsterdam, of course I wanna fuck some prostitutes for an one time experience.
     
  19. Nope, nobody with experience.
    They all died of diseases before they could live to tell the tale.
    RIP johns.
     

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