Help me out

Hey so, I ripped my friend's bong 2 days ago, it was the first time I'd smoked in a month and a half, I've been waiting on a part time job, andthey'd been on a hiring freeze for 5 weeks so I had pretty much given up. I get home after smoking and they call me to take a drug test This Friday and then I'm hired. I have someone giving me clean urine, it'll be from the same day, probably about 1-2 hours old by the time I go for my drug test. My question is- I read (on google results about urine drug tests) that the urine has to be the same temperature, and I don't know how to keep it warm, and to be honest, I don't know where to put the pill bottle on my body that I'm keeping it in. I don't think the place I'm going to pats you down or anything, but please, someone could surely toss me some advice, I'm sure plenty of you have used someone else's urine. Thanks dudes

Hey so, I ripped my friend's bong 2 days ago, it was the first time I'd smoked in a month and a half, I've been waiting on a part time job, andthey'd been on a hiring freeze for 5 weeks so I had pretty much given up. I get home after smoking and they call me to take a drug test This Friday and then I'm hired. I have someone giving me clean urine, it'll be from the same day, probably about 1-2 hours old by the time I go for my drug test. My question is- I read (on google results about urine drug tests) that the urine has to be the same temperature, and I don't know how to keep it warm, and to be honest, I don't know where to put the pill bottle on my body that I'm keeping it in. I don't think the place I'm going to pats you down or anything, but please, someone could surely toss me some advice, I'm sure plenty of you have used someone else's urine. Thanks dudes

Well, since this is just a hiring test and not a PO test, they wont be watching you piss im sure. To keep it warm just use a handwarmer strapped to your leg, also were sliding shorts.

If you've been exercising and drinking water though, you might already be clean, since you only smoked for the first time in awhile. Buy a test and check yourself.

Hey so, I ripped my friend's bong 2 days ago, it was the first time I'd smoked in a month and a half, I've been waiting on a part time job, andthey'd been on a hiring freeze for 5 weeks so I had pretty much given up. I get home after smoking and they call me to take a drug test This Friday and then I'm hired. I have someone giving me clean urine, it'll be from the same day, probably about 1-2 hours old by the time I go for my drug test. My question is- I read (on google results about urine drug tests) that the urine has to be the same temperature, and I don't know how to keep it warm, and to be honest, I don't know where to put the pill bottle on my body that I'm keeping it in. I don't think the place I'm going to pats you down or anything, but please, someone could surely toss me some advice, I'm sure plenty of you have used someone else's urine. Thanks dudes

Put it in a bag and tape it to the inside of your leg. Your body temperature will warm it up perfectly. Then just break open a corner and boom, pee in cup. You figure out the details. Just be careful on how tight you tie it to your leg, don't wanna tourniquet your leg.

I have created this complex diagram for you.



Put the pee in a condom, then tie it like a water balloon, and then tie it again so its secure. Now LIGHTLY tape it to the inside of your thigh, and make sure the tip of the condom (where you tied it) is facing up, towards you, that way if for some reason it came undone it wouldn't spill below, but at least it would be taped securely so it wouldn't spill as much.



Now tape a hand warmer OVER the condom, lightly, that way its warm up until the point that you pour it into the urine jar. In the diagram the hand warmer is the red, its covering the condom. You will need to warm up the hand warmer before you leave for the test. Make sure the hand warmer is warm before you tape it over the condom with the urine.

Once you get to the test place and they send you to the bathroom or wherever, quickly undo the tape and pour the contents of the condom in the jar. You don't want it to take very long and cause suspicion. Plan this out mentally and follow my steps and you'll be fine.

After you put the pee in the jar, you might not know what to do with the empty condom and hand warmer. It's simple, just throw the tape in the trash, and flush the condom down the toilet. Then simply put the hand warmer in your pocket, and you're good to go.

Now lets say for some reason they have you go into a room and there is no trash, or maybe there is no toilet. What you would do is just tape the empty condom back to your thigh and you'll be good to go, and put the hand warmer in your pocket. Then you can get rid of the evidence when you're home.

Edited by JesusGotBaked, 16 February 2012 - 01:44 AM.

Any sort of small plastic jar will do; you could even use a condom or baggie (if you're sure it won't leak). There are two ways to go about this, you can secure it to your body, and hope it stays warm enough. This will work better with the condom or baggie. Or you can wrap the contraption in a hand warmer. It might get a little too hot this way, but it'll cool very quickly.

Just make sure to bring a thermometer with you....one that doesn't beep (think old school glass mercury thermos).