The "I'm Horny" Thread

the alcohol and the ab thread. whhhyyy did i click on that thread. never again.

 

Just finished watching the Graduate on Netflix and to be honest I got turned on thinking about a older women seducing me. It's my thing I guess.

 

Watching my wife clean

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRuaCLmOe8o

 

i may or may not have a date tonight but i am definitely already high and i didn't know this sangria was so strong. the last batch was not this strong. i mean i'm not going to pour another glass but i'm not going to pour this one out.. that being said some people could possibly maybe probably most likely see a different side of other people tonight.

 

havent been this horny in i dont even know how long

 

one (1) blowjob from under my desk pls

 

Fucked my wife tonight.

 

Okay for you anything

 

momo are you crunk

 

Someone suck my dick.

 

OK are you still at your desk? So horny I am willing to underdesk BJ while rubbing myself on your foot.

 

helloooo

 

Hello hello
Baked as a cake
But no one to eat me :'(

 

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i'm so damn horny i want to meet a man even if it's just sex, something to hold me over.

 

 
I second this. Anything for fancy.
 
 
Despite feeling like crap this morning, I have no doubt that some sweet, nasty, lovin' would cure my woes. Le sigh.

 

checking in again, I've got to get help 
 
my horny levels are ridiculous

 

 
me too twee! im getting really desperate

 

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw
 
if my life could be incapsulated into one song, it would be 'fuck the pain away' by peaches
 
even the title of the song is accurate