The "I'm Horny" Thread

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by inkielee, Feb 15, 2012.

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    Wow I didn't know abortion was illegal in Ireland. Not exactly surprising though. :confused_2:
     
    Rubbers can't be that expensive no matter where you are though right? :laughing:

     
  2. #8662 ByePhilipe, Sep 24, 2014
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    For the @[member="SassyMelassy"] stretch marks convo yesterday.
    Stretch marks, bitches. Two babies grew from this body!
     
  3. Nice, train. Very nice. Good bra! What stretch marks? :D
     
  4. #8664 SassyMelassy, Sep 24, 2014
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    Girl, you're brave.
    I could never do it. And I can't even see yours.
    :love:
    You're awesome.
    I only had one baby and I probably have 20lbs on you. My midsection is the bane of my existence. The self hatred I feel when I look at myself every day is immense.
    I need someone like @[member="HellsHippie"] in my life. :laughing:
     
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    Yeah the abortion thing is a disgrace. Every day in Ireland, at least 12 women will go to the UK for an abortion. It doesn't matter if you were raped, if your life is in danger (ie. you could die giving birth/ectopic pregnancy ect), it's equated to murder. It's bullshit.
     
    Rubbers lol.. as a college student, I can get them for free in university from the students union.
     
    I still have to pay about €500 for my implant birth control >.<
     
  6. Yeah but we all know that rubbers suck.
     
  7. I want to learn the surface of his body with my eyes closed.
    Every inch with my hands, my lips... I want to learn how he tastes, how he smells... I want to know him completely.
    I want to breathe him in and swallow him and trace my secrets on his back with my fingertips.
    I want to disarm him the way he disarms me.
     
  8. I want someone to spank my naughty ass ;D
     
  9. I would like to apply for both positions. Pm me for resume and references
     
  10. #8670 SassyMelassy, Sep 24, 2014
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    I don't even need to see your resume. You're hired. :love:
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    In all seriousness, though, @[member="HBGBUB"] , it would be a great honor to at least attempt to make you feel loved... like deep down... all the way to your bones, loved.... I can't make any promises, cause you're not super receptive to the idea of it, but I believe in the power of looooooooooove!!! And sweet, sweet, lovin'!
     
  11. #8671 HBGBUB, Sep 24, 2014
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    Amazing I can begin in about five da....right fucking now
     
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    Tease. :poke:
    :D
     
  13. did i miss tits again? i think i missed tits again
     
    :(
     
  14. #8674 HBGBUB, Sep 24, 2014
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    All we need is love is love.... love is all we really need.

    I'm just a normal guys sassy nothing more nothing less. Nothing special enough to feel honored about anyway. I do belive in love and I really want it again. I don't believe in the love I used to though and I'm not really sure I'll ever find it but nonetheless I do belive :D

    Unfortunately no tits were posted in the making of this thread
     
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    Well, I hope you find it again, and soon. And I hope this time it's better than the last time, so good that it makes you forget ...
     
    I am glad you do believe, though. I believe in you, too!!
     
  16. Allegedly... :hide:

    ;)
     
  17. I totally posted tits earlier but this thread was dead.
     
  18. #8678 HBGBUB, Sep 24, 2014
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    Not entirely, I saw.... i saw and I liked :ey:
     
  19. Why thanks, Mr.
     
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    god damn it. I need to be like a hawk on this thread 
     

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