The "I'm Horny" Thread

almost automatically put my hand down my pants while my friends are over just now lol. i fall asleep like that so often. and while sitting too. or laying down. or walking around my place. i mean my dick's clean and i manscape so why not. pretty much there's almost always one of my hands down my pants as long as no one's around
 
as usual i want head so here i am

 

You can put your hand in your pants around me frodo.


Middle fingers up, if you don't give a fuck

 

thanks but no thanks bae

 

Feels.


Middle fingers up, if you don't give a fuck

 

this is so weird/awkward. I feel like i have read someone's private message on an ameteur cyber sex messenger.

😳😐

 

Thanks


Middle fingers up, if you don't give a fuck

 

so smooth and sensitiveo so hrny. i want to go buck wild. shake my ass on a thick one.

 

im drunk and laughed hysterically at this. like high-pitched laugh hysterically, some wheezing

 

 
you want a thick one up your ass?

 

N


Middle fingers up, if you don't give a fuck

 

no i just want my fave position. i want to push back onto it and shake it around. i want my hair pulled.

 

Hotju


Middle fingers up, if you don't give a fuck

 

Need birthday sex. Horny blades unite! Let's go on a quest for sweet, sweet pussy


Middle fingers up, if you don't give a fuck

 

The new guy they've given me to boss around is so cute. Like an adorable puppy. He's got a baby face and he's not fat but he's.. soft. And his sneezes sound like a girl's. I want to corrupt him.

 

*sneeze
"Fuck you"
"Bless you!! I wanna bless you!!"


Middle fingers up, if you don't give a fuck

 

Lol nah i said bless you
But im only saying it once. Screw you if you sneeze 20 times after that. Its implied for all sneezes after the first "bless you"

 

http://youtu.be/YCe1gC5VaW4
 
 
freaky like the daughter of a pastor

 

I love hearing how tight my pussy is, and how wet it gets... what a good girl I am for keeping it pretty and pink and tight ...
I want something hard to fill me now... fuck.
>.<
 
Secks. Pleeeease. Secks,
 

 

its been months. something like 10 months.
 
although, i'm not quite "horny". more like really craving the sort of undivided attention sex can provide.

 

Good girls need a reward too


Middle fingers up, if you don't give a fuck