Pussy licking questions

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by fukface, Aug 19, 2011.

  1. 1. What diseases or infections can you get from licking a girl's pussy?

    2. If 100 women were somehow chosen at random and you tongue fucked each one for the same amount of time (say 2 minutes), what do you think the odds would be that you would get some infection and/or disease?

    [I'm asking just in case 100 women beg me to give them a licking tonight :wave:]
     
  2. fukface as the name implies. You gotta finger test it 1st though, then there is several other steps, I'll let the guys below me explain
     
  3. I can do that but I don't think the finger "test" would reveal disease related information.
     
  4. 1. AIDs, herpes, salmonella, multiple sclerosis, yeast infection, bronchitis, emphysema, or heart disease

    2. Not gonna happen
     
  5. Dude. Honestly I'll get something for sure. Only way to be safe is to find a virgin
     
  6. Multiple sclerosis??? WTF? Emphysema? I'm not gonna smoke pussy.
     
  7. you gotta test the waters before you dive in. hows the aroma?
     
  8. Stick your nose in and give it a sniff. If it smells like old seafood run away
     
  9. if the bitch smell like trout

    get out, get out
     
  10. you can get da AIDS just from thinking about some stank pussy



    100 random pussies?

    good luck op
     
  11. hmm... well from the last 100 pussies I licked I got perma fish breath
     
  12. i only eat pink taco if it smell like water, taste like suga :p
     
  13. Well according to this web site's herpes statistics, 1 in 4 women have genial herpes, so that would mean about 25 of the 100 women that you licked would have genial herpes.

    Herpes Statistics
     

  14. And where exactly is it that you're going tonight? The riverdale retirement home?
     
  15. hahahahhaa ^ :smoke:
     
  16. Her pussy gon smell like sea dick
     
  17. 200 minutes of straight tongue fuckin :eek:

    I don't think your tongue can handle that unless you work it out a lot. This feat can only be accomplished by a veteran porn star.
     
  18. just google "blue waffle" that should answer all your questions
     
  19. #19 Jdahms, Aug 19, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 20, 2011
    fuckin betas up in here

    tips...

    1. smell the pussy before going in. just do it.

    2. if they're on their period...go for it anyway

    3. Eat the ass

    4. stop being paranoid. dont deal with trash.

    5. you need a pussy eating noise


    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI_dvPL6_kI[/ame]
     
  20. #20 glazedKnuckles, Aug 20, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 15, 2016
    Blaze that pussy fat!
     

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