why i want to go to hell

[weedzilla420]

hey i was thinking the other day about religion and heaven/hell.

i used to be a christian but now i am an atheist and i don't worry about what will happen when i die. but just for kicks, i think i'd rather go to hell.

i think heaven would suck. since there is no sin there, there would be nothing fun to do. plus, think if god does exist, he is an asshole. i could write a book about why god is an asshole but i'll spare you the details.

anyway, i think hell would be fun. i do not believe it would be the place filled with the fire and nashing of teeth as described by the bible. christianity is the only religion that has that particular version of hell.

think about it, god is satan's enemy; satan is god's enemy. people who accept christ (satan's enemy) go to heaven and people who don't accept satan's enemy go to live w/ satan. why would he be mean to anyone who rejected his enemy.

i think hell would be a 24/7 party filled w/ beautiful women, drugs, sex, and rock n' roll.

so if it is indeed real...

...hope to see you all there

[420420420]

all the cool kids go to hell

[Terpsichore]

I don't actually believe in hell myself, I think they are both a version of heaven...It's kinda hard to explain, but imagine it like this:


Heaven:I--------------------I--------------------I:Hell

depending on where you line up depends on where you go, if you're closest to the do good side you'll go to technical heaven, but if you're closer to the self serving "evil" side you'll go to technical hell, but in the end, you'll be right where you want to be, so wouldn't that qualify as heaven? Oh and the mark in the middle is purgatory, for those who either don't believe, or choose not to go either way, but I also beleive in reincarnations and a bunch of other stuff that would take pages of explaining, so I'll spare everyone... LoL I think it's always great when people start, or continue to think for themselves instead of letting other people tell them what's up.

~ Terpsichore

[General Blaze]

heaven is just a big lie so that the church can controle the masses.
What do we fear as humans?
for most people its death and or god.

I mean i go to a catholic school but i wont for 1 second believe in that bullshit.
If you believe in an afterlife your just playing youself.

i mean like big said

"god will prolly have me on some real strick shit
no sleepin all day, no gettin my dick licked" so true

[just blaze]

dont forget about all the big boobed bitches aint worried about gettin' down, and there will always be a light

[Bºx]

But what you don't understand is:

Heaven is more awesome, becasue it's your version of Heaven.

Hell is shit. Becasue you don't decide what you get.

So Heaven for me would consist of:

Women
Drugs
Fast things
Munchies
Nice People
rizla (eternity super size pack)
a personal waterfall
A george foreman grill

But of course I'm a thiest, not an athiest a thiest. One who doesn't believe nor dis-believe, he sits in the middle untill either can be prooved.

[General Blaze]

Originally Posted by Bºx

But what you don't understand is:

Heaven is more awesome, becasue it's your version of Heaven.

Hell is shit. Becasue you don't decide what you get.

So Heaven for me would consist of:

Women
Drugs
Fast things
Munchies
Nice People
rizla (eternity super size pack)
a personal waterfall
A george foreman grill

But of course I'm a thiest, not an athiest a thiest. One who doesn't believe nor dis-believe, he sits in the middle untill either can be prooved.

i feel you,

but you cant have any of those in heaven, the only thing in heaven is perfection, and none of the things you listed are perfect, therefore they cant be in heaven, maybe in your version of hell tho

[weedzilla420]

Originally Posted by Bºx

But of course I'm a thiest, not an athiest a thiest. One who doesn't believe nor dis-believe, he sits in the middle untill either can be prooved.

is that the same thing as being agnostic?

[Rono]

Spirituality is all about balance... i just try not to lean to one side too far and fall like i somehow continously do all the time. Like lean to far to god and you'll fall on your ass much quicker than the other direction. Just my views

[AndyPL]

Do you really want to go to Hell or are you just trying to diss heaven?

Obviously heaven isn't a kingdom in the clouds and hell isn't a lava-filled cave. If you think that christianity's allegory for hell is silly... do you really think that a drugs, sex and rock'n'roll version is any more realistic?

Good God, there is SO much that people could learn from looking into christianity intelligently. I wish people would stop dismissing it because they can't understand that the Bible teaches through metaphores.

[negligent]

haha me n my friends always say that hell is in florida, cuz u can do just about anything there and its hot haha, cuz if satan wanted to overthrow god he obviously had some better idea's, so i doubt he wanted to kill people he prolly jus wanted god to stop fuckin people with poverty n bad events

[Joint]

I thought the Bible defined hell as just "eternal seperation from God." I mean maybe there's a part in there about fire and brimstone but I'm an agnostic so I don't study the Christian bible much.

Anyway, who's seen that movie with Adam Sandler that sucked balls, I think it was called "Nicky" or something, where he's the retarded son of the devil, or something to that effect. The version of hell in that movie had rock music and all that fun stuff.

[weedzilla420]

Originally Posted by AndyPL

Do you really want to go to Hell or are you just trying to diss heaven?

Obviously heaven isn't a kingdom in the clouds and hell isn't a lava-filled cave. If you think that christianity's allegory for hell is silly... do you really think that a drugs, sex and rock'n'roll version is any more realistic?

Good God, there is SO much that people could learn from looking into christianity intelligently. I wish people would stop dismissing it because they can't understand that the Bible teaches through metaphores.

i agree w/ your point that christianity teaches good principles. but many people refuse to accept the bible uses metaphors and feel that every last letter in the bible is the literal word of God

[Peace Pipe]

Originally Posted by Joint

I thought the Bible defined hell as just "eternal seperation from God." I mean maybe there's a part in there about fire and brimstone but I'm an agnostic so I don't study the Christian bible much.

Anyway, who's seen that movie with Adam Sandler that sucked balls, I think it was called "Nicky" or something, where he's the retarded son of the devil, or something to that effect. The version of hell in that movie had rock music and all that fun stuff.

As far as I know we aren't too connected to god as is, would it really be that much worse?

[Peace Pipe]

Originally Posted by weedzilla420

i agree w/ your point that christianity teaches good principles. but many people refuse to accept the bible uses metaphors and feel that every last letter in the bible is the literal word of God

It's easy to hate on radicals of any religion or organization who refuse to accept reality. That's why I think so many people choose atheism, because its so easy to disprove the evangelical christians beliefs.

The majority of christians use the bible as guideline of which we should live our lives, and its a good one if you interpret it how so many people do today.