Marijuana's Psychic Abilities?

Dr.Dave · #1 (**permalink**) 09-04-2009, 09:02 AM

Stoner Psychic Study

At approxamately 10:15p.m. on September 3rd 2009, four stoners decided to conduct a study focused on marijuana and it's psychic abilitys. The above mentioned stoners must remain unnamed due to our lawyer told us to, that being said we will continue to the experiment.

The method we chose to obtain the information needed was to use eight miscellanious items that were on the table at stoner number one's house.

These items where as follows
1. Knife
2. Aviators
3. Digital Scale
4. Zig Zags
5. Zippo
6. Red Marble
7. Grinder
8. Gorilla Glue

We then had one stoner close their eyes and predict what item another stoner picked up. The "blind" stoner would attempt to channel their phsycic abilities and predict what item was picked up of the eight items. .

The results from this study are as follows...

Stoner 1 - 1 of 8
Stoner 2 - 1 of 8
Stoner 3 - 0 of 8
Stoner 4 - 0 of 8

So we conclude by the information above that none of these mothafuckers have psychic powers.

But we're all pretty baked.

Peace

John911 · #2 (**permalink**) 09-04-2009, 03:19 PM

hahaha.....good try?

(=420_soldier=) · #3 (**permalink**) 09-04-2009, 03:27 PM

yeah man

willisvillis · #4 (**permalink**) 09-04-2009, 04:31 PM

Well at least you learned something. Will probably have some good laughs looking back on it too.

GolgiApparatus · #5 (**permalink**) 09-04-2009, 04:33 PM

"hey man is that a knife behind that curtain?"
"god i hope its a chicken sandwhich"
"....me 2.... lets go to chic fil a"
"FUCK YES".

FaaipDeOiad · #6 (**permalink**) 09-05-2009, 06:16 PM

ha! thats funny, they did the same thing in super high me and he did slightly better on the psychic test when baked, but not significantly. funny thread though

Dr.Dave · #7 (**permalink**) 09-05-2009, 08:30 PM

Yea Super High Me is very informative. I recommend everyone watch it. But Doug Benson isn't very funny unless you're beyond baked

gurubomb · #8 (**permalink**) 09-05-2009, 08:56 PM

did you make sure to use the scientific method?

bizzletwister10 · #9 (**permalink**) 09-06-2009, 12:38 AM

sumptuous

ismokegreen · #10 (**permalink**) 09-06-2009, 09:39 AM

hAHA dude i was ready for some crazy shit...

Space · #11 (**permalink**) 09-06-2009, 09:46 AM

wtf was gorilla glue doin with yo drug shit...

y'all huffin some paste?

relakit3 · #12 (**permalink**) 09-06-2009, 11:09 AM

I'm sick of your fucking pictures.

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#1 (permalink) 09-04-2009, 09:02 AM
Dr.Dave Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2	Marijuana's Psychic Abilities? Stoner Psychic Study At approxamately 10:15p.m. on September 3rd 2009, four stoners decided to conduct a study focused on marijuana and it's psychic abilitys. The above mentioned stoners must remain unnamed due to our lawyer told us to, that being said we will continue to the experiment. The method we chose to obtain the information needed was to use eight miscellanious items that were on the table at stoner number one's house. These items where as follows 1. Knife 2. Aviators 3. Digital Scale 4. Zig Zags 5. Zippo 6. Red Marble 7. Grinder 8. Gorilla Glue We then had one stoner close their eyes and predict what item another stoner picked up. The "blind" stoner would attempt to channel their phsycic abilities and predict what item was picked up of the eight items. . The results from this study are as follows... Stoner 1 - 1 of 8 Stoner 2 - 1 of 8 Stoner 3 - 0 of 8 Stoner 4 - 0 of 8 So we conclude by the information above that none of these mothafuckers have psychic powers. But we're all pretty baked. Peace

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John911 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 134	Re: Marijuana's Psychic Abilities? hahaha.....good try?

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willisvillis Expert Resin Scraper Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: somewhere between sublime and ridiculous, GA Posts: 787 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Marijuana's Psychic Abilities? Well at least you learned something. Will probably have some good laughs looking back on it too. __________________ I think, therefore I'm lost.

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GolgiApparatus The Duke of Dank Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,502 Blog Entries: 2	Re: Marijuana's Psychic Abilities? "hey man is that a knife behind that curtain?" "god i hope its a chicken sandwhich" "....me 2.... lets go to chic fil a" "FUCK YES". __________________

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FaaipDeOiad Now Entering Cyberia Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: South Dakota Posts: 807	Re: Marijuana's Psychic Abilities? ha! thats funny, they did the same thing in super high me and he did slightly better on the psychic test when baked, but not significantly. funny thread though __________________ "What business is it of your's what I do, read, buy, see or take into my body as long as I don't harm another human being whilst on this planet? ...And for those of you having a little moral dilemna on how to answer this, I'll answer for you. NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS ...Take that to the bank, cash it and take it on a vacation outta my fucking life. ...And stop bringing shotguns to UFO sightings, they might be here to pick me up and take me with 'em." --Bill Hicks

#7 (permalink) 09-05-2009, 08:30 PM
Dr.Dave Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2	Re: Marijuana's Psychic Abilities? Yea Super High Me is very informative. I recommend everyone watch it. But Doug Benson isn't very funny unless you're beyond baked

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relakit3 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 429	Re: Marijuana's Psychic Abilities? I'm sick of your fucking pictures. __________________ "The Netherlands: Where conservatives support gay marriage and you can smoke pot—but not tobacco—in bars."