The Earth is Flat: Daniel 4

[g0pher]

These days if a person starts spouting preposterous drivel they either get elected to Congress or they are given the mental health care that they need.

But in ancient times there (supposedly) were certain individuals that were (supposedly) selected by an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy to convey the (supposedly) word of God as literal and absolute fact. We are told.

Since every word in the Holy Bible is the absolute literal truth and the revealed word of doG, the Bible was actually the first physics textbook. In fact, we have no need whatsoever for science or the other works of Satan, because everything we need to know has already been revealed by ancient men suffering from untreated psychoses.

For a case in point, here is an account of an hallucination that was suffered by the "person" that wrote the Book of Daniel. In this hallucination it is clearly revealed that the earth is flat. Keep in mind, please, that every single word in the Bible is absolutely and literally true:

"The visions of my head as I lay in bed were these: I saw, and behold, a tree in the midst of the earth; and its height was great. The tree grew and became strong, and its top reached to heaven, and it was visible to the end of the whole earth." (Daniel 4:10-11)

If in fact the Earth was round, as is claimed by the Scientific Servants of Satan, then it would not be possible for any tree to be simultaneously visible from anywhere on this planet, despite the fact that the Earth is the center of the Universe. Only a flat Earth would allow this. Mighty big fukkin tree too! Why with a tree that size you could make a lifetime supply of toothpicks for every Christian who has ever killed an infidel.

Some people think that having visions while you are lying in your bed could be a sign of trouble, but for the author(s), editor(s), and copy clerk(s) that brought us the Revealed Word of God, hallucinations are really just a multimedia download from headquarters

Fuckin Ridiculous

[Zylark]

Amen brother!

As minions in the service of satanic science, we shall soon rule the world with our black magic technology. We shall have wagons that cross the skies at incredible speed. Boats that uncover the beasts of the deep, and mechanical horses faster than even the fastest arrow.

We shall make contraptions that get us too heaven itself, where we shall dwell between the earth and the moon, with big magnifying glasses looking to find god himself so we can drive a mighty stake through his malicious black beating heart.

Oh yes, hail satanic science!

Hmm, wait. We already rule the world. Yay for us

my bad :P

[HighGrowMan]

i'm not sure why i'm replying to this particular thread....

anyways...

Science isn't wrong in action only in purpose, which is managed dictated and controlled by corporate and/or royal agenda.

But your rhetoric makes it difficult to give you a non rhetorical answer, but it's just the sole fact that you don't want to acknowledge it, gives me second thoughts about replying to this thread.

Edit: (read Hive minded thread)

[pavlakos]

^ditto.

[morphyx]

nice.

[Thrill]

g0pher...+rep