Horus=Jesus? Nah, try: FROSTY (the snowman) equals Jesus.

[DCrist721]

Thats right boys and girls; as another conveniently undisclosed action of the Christian Church is revealed, it appears as if the church is indeed trying to brainwash the minds of our youth, through their influence upon various media corporations.

Let's reveal the unlikely coincidences within the 1969 "Television Special":

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Exhibit A: Frosty's famous first words are, "Happy Birthday." As he was just born, he is refering to his birthday.

Significance: Jesus's birthday is celebrated during Christmas. As a Christmas film, Frosty is wishing a happy birthday to both jesus and himself, indicating a relationship between the two.

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Exhibit B: Frosty is born from a magician's magical Magic Hat.

Significance: Clearly empasises the "magic," or "miracle," of Frosty's birth. Hmm, sounds a lot like a certain other winter miracle birth. Jesus was born by a miracle of "God," sending his life through the virgin mary. Frosty was born by a miracle of "magic" sending his life through a magic hat.

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Exhibit C: Frosty has a bunch of followers of young students.

Significance: A metaphor for Jesus and his disciples, or "students."

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Exhibit D: When the girl and Frosty are in the greenhouse-garden, the professor locks them in, "handing-over" Frosty to the forces against him (heat/melting).

Significance: Jesus was handed over to the forces against him and arrested, in a garden - leading to his demise, just as Frosty was.

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Exhibit E: Frosty took the girl to the greenhouse because he was trying to save her from the cold, sacrificing himself in the process.

Significance: Jesus sacrificed himself in order to save his followers. Just as Frosty did to save his follower.

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Exhibit F: Santa, or "Father Christmas," brings Frosty back to life from the sealed chamber his remains were in.

Significance: The father [of] christmas, or the father of [the birth of jesus], or in simplest form: the father, aka god, brings jesus back to life from the sealed tomb he was in.

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Exhibit G: Santa says frosty is made of magic christmas snow.

Significance: This suggests that, since the magic of christmas is the miracle of jesus's birth, that frosty is made of the same magic as that miracle. And as the father of christmas, the magic is of him, just like Jesus is of God, the father.

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Exhibit H: Santa makes the professor repent his sins, threatening him with never recieving christmas gifts from father christmas

Significance: Just as God the father of Christ says that if you do not repent your sins, you will not be able to recieve the gift of Christ (his sacrifice for original sin).

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Exhibit I: Frosty goes away with Father Christmas/Santa, and says he'll "be back again someday"

Significance: After Jesus was ressurected, he told the people he too would "be back again someday," and then went away back to his father.

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I think there was a couple of other things I'm forgetting, but if anyone else thinks of a similarity that I missed, feel free to share it.


>>Ladies and Gents, you know I deserve a round of applause for that one.

Or maybe not.

I do happen to be insanely tired, and just insane in general, and I have been working on a Philosophy paper, among others; So I could be totally dillusional right now, in fact, it's quite probable.

[notbakedenough]

*claps furiously* Congrats, now I can't watch frosty anymore...jerk.

I can't believe that one flew under the radar for so long. Those clever christians.

[GalenH]

Hurrah, it looks like Frosty has been a propoganda piece for the chruch all along! curses! I really loved that guy. It's ok though, I still hae Mr. Hankey, and I doubt he has jesus connections....right?

[bkadoctaj]

Just how many stories do you think there are in reality? There's really only one.

[notbakedenough]

Originally Posted by bkadoctaj

Just how many stories do you think there are in reality? There's really only one.

Arf? You continue to perplex me.

[bkadoctaj]

Originally Posted by notbakedenough

Arf? You continue to perplex me.

Doesn't the Universe as well?

[notbakedenough]

Originally Posted by bkadoctaj

Doesn't the Universe as well?

Uh, yes? What does that have to do with anything? or frosty for that matter?

[bkadoctaj]

Originally Posted by notbakedenough

Uh, yes? What does that have to do with anything? or frosty for that matter?

Maybe all things are exactly the same. Maybe we should try to understand that sameness.

[DCrist721]

Originally Posted by bkadoctaj

Maybe all things are exactly the same. Maybe we should try to understand that sameness.

You know, I've often believed that this was the paradox of man, That everyone has part of the truth, but people focus too much on the differences instead of finding the links and coming together to discover reality.

[bkadoctaj]

Originally Posted by DCrist721

You know, I've often believed that this was the paradox of man, That everyone has part of the truth, but people focus too much on the differences instead of finding the links and coming together to discover reality.

Yes, see my offer.

http://forum.grasscity.com/general/1...ml#post2088252

[notbakedenough]

Originally Posted by bkadoctaj

Yes, see my offer.

http://forum.grasscity.com/general/1...ml#post2088252

Stop advertising that damn thread. You seem to be the least offensive ...dare I say....troll that I've ever seen.

[bkadoctaj]

Originally Posted by notbakedenough

Stop advertising that damn thread. You seem to be the least offensive ...dare I say....troll that I've ever seen.

You sense that I mean no offense then. I'm happy.

[DCrist721]

Originally Posted by bkadoctaj

You sense that I mean no offense then. I'm happy.

Yes, however you signed up for this forum and accepted a list of rules, therefore you should be bound by them if you agreed to them.

I know when you make a logical break-through you want to share it with as many potential people as possible, so did I with this thread. However you have to be courteous to others and obey the rulels and conduct that exist here. You didn't see me posting this all around the forums. Or if I did, at least no one is aware of it at least because I did it utilizing subliminal methods

[bkadoctaj]

Originally Posted by DCrist721

Yes, however you signed up for this forum and accepted a list of rules, therefore you should be bound by them if you agreed to them.

I know when you make a logical break-through you want to share it with as many potential people as possible, so did I with this thread. However you have to be courteous to others and obey the rulels and conduct that exist here. You didn't see me posting this all around the forums. Or if I did, at least no one is aware of it at least because I did it utilizing subliminal methods

Then you understand my subtlety, don't you?

[Liquidtruth]

Originally Posted by bkadoctaj

Then you understand my subtlety, don't you?

LMFAO! Oh yeah, subtle.