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astro_righteous · #1 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 01:24 AM

so i was thinking about this on the way out to my moms house for thanksgiving.

which is better god or santa? think about this, when you were a kid you go up to Santa at the mall and you tell him what you want for christmas, then chances are you get it for christmas if its small enough to fit down the chimney and then you keep on believing in santa until that one year when you wake up in the middle of the night cuz you hear a noise and plus you are all wired from being excited for getting what you want and all that shit but come to find your parents putting together your new basketball hoop.

so needless to say you are disappointed but you go with it for a few years so you can milk the gifts and shit. but basically he isnt real

now god is one interesting character. he gives you life and yet at the most inoportune times he will take it right back in a second. thats kinda fucked up. god is basically an indian giver. and when you are a kid and go to church they teach you to pray for things and they shall come to you when you are ready to accept it. not just go and ask for it and you shall receive in a few weeks like with santa. just wait and it will come when you DESERVE it.

what the fuck is that all about when i ASK for something its better than just up and taking it away like god does so often. he is the real murderer.

i just think its funny how we havent seen the preachers building our deserved wants and needs.

my vote is for santa for the win

ThaChronic6 · #2 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 04:17 AM

replace coal in your stocking for and eternity of burning in hell and you would still believe in Santa. Would you not?

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#1 (permalink) 11-28-2007, 01:24 AM
astro_righteous 10-4, What's your 20? Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 1,052	God Vs. Santa so i was thinking about this on the way out to my moms house for thanksgiving. which is better god or santa? think about this, when you were a kid you go up to Santa at the mall and you tell him what you want for christmas, then chances are you get it for christmas if its small enough to fit down the chimney and then you keep on believing in santa until that one year when you wake up in the middle of the night cuz you hear a noise and plus you are all wired from being excited for getting what you want and all that shit but come to find your parents putting together your new basketball hoop. so needless to say you are disappointed but you go with it for a few years so you can milk the gifts and shit. but basically he isnt real now god is one interesting character. he gives you life and yet at the most inoportune times he will take it right back in a second. thats kinda fucked up. god is basically an indian giver. and when you are a kid and go to church they teach you to pray for things and they shall come to you when you are ready to accept it. not just go and ask for it and you shall receive in a few weeks like with santa. just wait and it will come when you DESERVE it. what the fuck is that all about when i ASK for something its better than just up and taking it away like god does so often. he is the real murderer. i just think its funny how we havent seen the preachers building our deserved wants and needs. my vote is for santa for the win __________________ If Liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. My knowledge doth derive from some of the stitchings and from having observ'd many such deceptions in mine time.

#2 (permalink) 11-28-2007, 04:17 AM
ThaChronic6 Unregistered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: The Asshole of Maryland Posts: 708	replace coal in your stocking for and eternity of burning in hell and you would still believe in Santa. Would you not?

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