Really Wierd...(Involves my Horoscope)....(Long Read, but worth it)

[dbpwattack]

Well I've been thinking about asking out this girl and haven't really gone out with a girl in ages because I went to military school . Well like 5 minutes ago im on Yahoo and I went to click for my email but I accidently clicked Horoscopes and I'm like, "Wow I havent seen one of these in forever". So I click Leo to read mine and here is the response:

"Get ready for the dawning of a new age, especially when it comes to your personal relationships. Enough with those stale routines and habits! You're craving something fresh, innovative and exciting."

and even crazier thing... i read tomorows horoscope and it states:

"Someone makes your head spin when they propose something you never expected. The funniest thing is that now it seems like a fantastic idea. And why shouldn't you take a chance? The stars say you should go for it."


And yet another wierd thing...

I read my horoscope for the last week...... and this is what it read:

"Old things are appealing to you on Monday: pictures with distressed frames, scuffed furniture, fading photos. Anything with a story captivates you. Then, Tuesday and Wednesday, your interest moves from inanimate objects to people. The ignition is thrown on your romantic life -- suddenly you and you-know-who are speeding down the highway of love. Travel is a topic of breathless conversation. Thursday and Friday, you revert to a more cool-headed, buttoned-down version of yourself, which is calculated: You want something; you're trying to give a certain impression. This weekend, be patient."

Ok heres my synopsis on my last week's horoscope:

-"Old things are appealing to me on monday and tuesday"... i.e. smoking weed, fading photos and scuffed furniture- being stoned on the couch watching tv
-"Then my interest goes from objects to people".... i started thinking that I should not wait for a girl to come to me but rather go to the girl
-"You want something".... yea no shit, I want her!
-"Your trying to give a certain impression".... I bought new clothes to give a better impression

And now my horoscope for December(next month):

"Surround yourself with inspiring possibilities during the very beginning of the first week. You may feel ready to begin a new project or to incorporate changes into your life, and this is an excellent time of clarity. Continuing with the things that have been successful on the past is your best option until after December 11, and then you're in a good position to make some adjustments, bring something important to a close, and prepare for the a new year. You will be feeling some high energy on December 18, a good time to initiate significant alterations in your life. If you're feeling resistance it could be that you're a little ahead of the game. It's good to lay the groundwork, but you're likely to be eager to get moving. If you can't take major steps, do something that underscores the fact that you're on your way."

-"You'll fell the time to incorporate changes in your life"....Girlfriend
-"If im feeling resistance im ahead of the game".... Wanting to fuck but she says not yet
-"It's good to lay the groundwork but youre eager to get moving".... I want to progress a relationship fast
-"If you can't take major steps, do something that underscores it".... No sex, than fine give me head





This is pretty incredible, what do you guys think?

[br3ad_]

Wow..That is pretty incredible dude..I'd say, ask her out haha.

[Azimuthal]

I guess the stars had a discussion, and the votes are in. Ask that girl out!

[Digit]

i'd guess some patterns in your brain, or patterns in the universe, are pointing a few things out to you...

... you woulndn't want to disappoint the universe would ya?


...

or the girls?

or yourself?


.... or the couple you could become...


now i'll go take my own advice too.