A list of problems caused by a fucking cat.

GrandpalovesGB · #1 (**permalink**) 01-26-2009, 02:21 AM

My sister seems the need to let the cat in my room to wreak havok on my plants, even after I tell her not to, and I kick the cat a few feet.

This last time the plants recovered, but today I came home to find this:

Plants eaten almost 100%, leaves are in shards, and stems gnawed down.

Skunk pot knocked over and plant continued to grow, so the stem is bent at a 90 degree angle with all the leaves drooping due to heat stress from a light that was knocked over.

baby indica gnawed up, but still has most of the leaf mass.

Can I save these?
What should I do?
How long until they start growing fast again?

somekind · #2 (**permalink**) 01-26-2009, 02:48 AM

Is this a list? I was going to add to it:

1: Really deep scratches on your back.

somekind · #3 (**permalink**) 01-26-2009, 02:52 AM

Is this a list? I was going to add to it:

1: Really deep scratches on your back.

ganjaganja · #4 (**permalink**) 01-26-2009, 07:39 AM

you need to kill that fucking cat.

just set them back up the way they were, treat as normal, and hope the grow back.

no special nutrient to fix your plant from cat fuckin them up, lol

Miss Does · #5 (**permalink**) 01-26-2009, 07:41 AM

im high and when i read thread title i thought it said "list of problems caused by fucking a cat... .... thats all sorry had to laugh at the one...

ganjaganja · #6 (**permalink**) 01-26-2009, 07:43 AM

hahahaha i thought that too

yesicancancan · #7 (**permalink**) 01-26-2009, 08:36 AM

Kill the cat and use it for fertilizer.

GL!

Smokeitdown · #8 (**permalink**) 01-26-2009, 08:47 AM

steps:

-go to home depot
-buy a new doorknob that comes with a key
-go home and install
-lock the door whenever you leave. (dont forget to hide a spare key, we all know how forgetful us stoners are

)

Windlizard · #9 (**permalink**) 01-26-2009, 03:43 PM

Leave the cat alone, it 's only doin what comes natural. Your sister on the other hand, you can start kickin' and turning her into ferts!! And, oh yeah, LOCK UR FN DOOR and everything else Smokeitdown said. I can loan u my cat, it's big enough to kill ur sister.

ganjaganja · #10 (**permalink**) 01-26-2009, 05:03 PM

still kill the cat, and buy a dog

GrandpalovesGB · #11 (**permalink**) 01-27-2009, 06:13 PM

I moved the plants off of the ground, with a door on the new grow box. And I am working on a lock. I'm poor, haha.

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#1 (permalink) 01-26-2009, 02:21 AM
GrandpalovesGB Registered User Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: My Basement Posts: 48	A list of problems caused by a fucking cat. My sister seems the need to let the cat in my room to wreak havok on my plants, even after I tell her not to, and I kick the cat a few feet. This last time the plants recovered, but today I came home to find this: Plants eaten almost 100%, leaves are in shards, and stems gnawed down. Skunk pot knocked over and plant continued to grow, so the stem is bent at a 90 degree angle with all the leaves drooping due to heat stress from a light that was knocked over. baby indica gnawed up, but still has most of the leaf mass. Can I save these? What should I do? How long until they start growing fast again?

#2 (permalink) 01-26-2009, 02:48 AM
somekind Banned Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: el Sol Posts: 2,815	Re: A list of problems caused by a fucking cat. Is this a list? I was going to add to it: 1: Really deep scratches on your back.

#3 (permalink) 01-26-2009, 02:52 AM
somekind Banned Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: el Sol Posts: 2,815	Re: A list of problems caused by a fucking cat. Is this a list? I was going to add to it: 1: Really deep scratches on your back.

#4 (permalink) 01-26-2009, 07:39 AM
ganjaganja Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 1,027 Blog Entries: 1	Re: A list of problems caused by a fucking cat. you need to kill that fucking cat. just set them back up the way they were, treat as normal, and hope the grow back. no special nutrient to fix your plant from cat fuckin them up, lol __________________ "Welcome, ganjaganja. You last visited: Today at 04:20 AM" USE THIS LINK BEFORE POSTING ABOUT SICK PLANTS: http://forum.grasscity.com/absolute-...e-posting.html Indoor Ebb&Gro Lucas Formula Grow!::http://forum.grasscity.com/grow-jour...ml#post3795114 everything I write online is a lie to make me appear cool to other uncool people.

#5 (permalink) 01-26-2009, 07:41 AM
Miss Does Miss Cunty Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,285	Re: A list of problems caused by a fucking cat. im high and when i read thread title i thought it said "list of problems caused by fucking a cat... .... thats all sorry had to laugh at the one... __________________

#6 (permalink) 01-26-2009, 07:43 AM
ganjaganja Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 1,027 Blog Entries: 1	Re: A list of problems caused by a fucking cat. hahahaha i thought that too __________________ "Welcome, ganjaganja. You last visited: Today at 04:20 AM" USE THIS LINK BEFORE POSTING ABOUT SICK PLANTS: http://forum.grasscity.com/absolute-...e-posting.html Indoor Ebb&Gro Lucas Formula Grow!::http://forum.grasscity.com/grow-jour...ml#post3795114 everything I write online is a lie to make me appear cool to other uncool people.

#7 (permalink) 01-26-2009, 08:36 AM
yesicancancan I am the evil maharajah! Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Nieuwezijds Voorburgwal Posts: 478	Re: A list of problems caused by a fucking cat. Kill the cat and use it for fertilizer. GL!

#8 (permalink) 01-26-2009, 08:47 AM
Smokeitdown NYG : 5-1 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Where everything I post is fictional. Posts: 3,557 Blog Entries: 5	Re: A list of problems caused by a fucking cat. steps: -go to home depot -buy a new doorknob that comes with a key -go home and install -lock the door whenever you leave. (dont forget to hide a spare key, we all know how forgetful us stoners are ) __________________

#9 (permalink) 01-26-2009, 03:43 PM
Windlizard Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: USA Posts: 130	Re: A list of problems caused by a fucking cat. Leave the cat alone, it 's only doin what comes natural. Your sister on the other hand, you can start kickin' and turning her into ferts!! And, oh yeah, LOCK UR FN DOOR and everything else Smokeitdown said. I can loan u my cat, it's big enough to kill ur sister. __________________ Still Below the Radar

#10 (permalink) 01-26-2009, 05:03 PM
ganjaganja Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 1,027 Blog Entries: 1	Re: A list of problems caused by a fucking cat. still kill the cat, and buy a dog __________________ "Welcome, ganjaganja. You last visited: Today at 04:20 AM" USE THIS LINK BEFORE POSTING ABOUT SICK PLANTS: http://forum.grasscity.com/absolute-...e-posting.html Indoor Ebb&Gro Lucas Formula Grow!::http://forum.grasscity.com/grow-jour...ml#post3795114 everything I write online is a lie to make me appear cool to other uncool people.

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#11 (permalink) 01-27-2009, 06:13 PM
GrandpalovesGB Registered User Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: My Basement Posts: 48	Re: A list of problems caused by a fucking cat. I moved the plants off of the ground, with a door on the new grow box. And I am working on a lock. I'm poor, haha.