I'm back bitches. Bring on the questions.

barfdog17 · #1 (**permalink**) 10-27-2009, 01:01 PM

Bring on the questions.

Kanye · #2 (**permalink**) 10-27-2009, 01:39 PM

...where u been?

sambutlergreend · #3 (**permalink**) 10-27-2009, 01:50 PM

Hey! I remember you! How come you left and how come your back? anything awesome happen?

Clueless · #4 (**permalink**) 10-27-2009, 05:21 PM

why is the sky blue?

mat369 · #5 (**permalink**) 10-27-2009, 05:21 PM

Did you leave?

TheHighChild · #6 (**permalink**) 10-27-2009, 11:10 PM

Who are you?

barfdog17 · #7 (**permalink**) 10-27-2009, 11:20 PM

Been gone for silly reasons out of my control. The sky is blue due to the coriolis effect. And I'm younger sexier more well rounded version of doctor drew. Here to attempt to guide y'all on your quests to get laid and/or develop/sustain healthy relationships.

GolgiApparatus · #8 (**permalink**) 10-27-2009, 11:25 PM

hey barfdog:

i'd rate myself an 8 on the attractiveness scale...
I listen to good music, play drums, and im always smiling and people love me.

why am i still single?

okil · #9 (**permalink**) 10-27-2009, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GolgiApparatus

hey barfdog:

i'd rate myself an 8 on the attractiveness scale...
I listen to good music, play drums, and im always smiling and people love me.

why am i still single?

small wang? lol

GolgiApparatus · #10 (**permalink**) 10-27-2009, 11:40 PM

naw dude i have a huge cocksize

i actually just woke up from a nap where I had a dream

I met a girl and she was pretty and we hit it off and we talked and shit
I had a party at my house and i invited her and halfway thru the party i noticed that her and like 4 of her friends are just sitting in one of the rooms not doing anything

So when I go in and try to find out whats the matter all of her friends suddenly look so offended and they leave, with the girl included

right before she walked out the door i said "wait" and she turned and looked and i said "i didnt want things to end like this im a really nice guy" and she just locks the door.

immediately after i start screaming and yelling in anger and smashing shit then i wake up.

fuck my life. ive had so much luck in other things but life is just SHITTING on me when it comes to the opposite sex.

its like: everyone else is crazy or im just the only one going nuts. ever since i was in like 5th grade i would cry to myself about why i dont have a lady to hold hands with walking down the street

like srsly all a bitch needs to do is show shes interested and ill giv her the world. and all the bud she can smoke

Smash420 · #11 (**permalink**) 10-27-2009, 11:59 PM

Why the fuck is this in Sex, Love and Relationships?

BuffaloGanja · #12 (**permalink**) 10-28-2009, 01:38 AM

what is the meaning of life?

barfdog17 · #13 (**permalink**) 10-28-2009, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GolgiApparatus

fuck my life. ive had so much luck in other things but life is just SHITTING on me when it comes to the opposite sex.

its like: everyone else is crazy or im just the only one going nuts. ever since i was in like 5th grade i would cry to myself about why i dont have a lady to hold hands with walking down the street

like srsly all a bitch needs to do is show shes interested and ill giv her the world. and all the bud she can smoke

That's the problem, you're not fulfilled by yourself, you're looking for someone to give you validation, the so called black hole syndrome. There's something else at play in your life that makes you feel needy like this and girls can sense it. Take charge and dominate your life and women will cling to you like flies on shit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smash420

Why the fuck is this in Sex, Love and Relationships?

'Cause I run this bitch.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuffaloGanja

what is the meaning of life?

That you gotta find out for yourself. I say it's to experience true bliss.

TravisH997 · #14 (**permalink**) 10-28-2009, 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barfdog17

That's the problem, you're not fulfilled by yourself, you're looking for someone to give you validation, the so called black hole syndrome. There's something else at play in your life that makes you feel needy like this and girls can sense it. Take charge and dominate your life and women will cling to you like flies on shit.

'Cause I run this bitch.

That you gotta find out for yourself. I say it's to experience true bliss.

EPIC REPLY +rep

Liina · #15 (**permalink**) 10-28-2009, 04:26 AM

How come being nice ruins my relationships?

Im nice...really nice. But not cause im ugly, or cause I have some other weird hidden secret that would be a downgrade. Im just a nice person. Im super chill, easy to talk to, cool to kick it with. Im easy on the eyes. I smoke. From what I hear I have decent skills in the sack ;] AND I give awesome birthday gifts. For my ex last year I gave him a box. The box had 15 blunts, a bottle of liquor, sexy lingerie (for me to wear of course), a pair of sneakers and 3 shirts that matched the shoes. Im super nice and caring. But I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS GET SHITTED ON!!!!! Excuses usually have something to do with either your too nice/ too good to be true, something's gotta be wrong/ Idk, why, but I feel like I can't trust you. I've never cheated in my life...EVER.

I don't wanna be like a lot of other girls, bitter and evil. I wanna keep being nice but I think THAT's what my problem is. What should I do?

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GolgiApparatus The Duke of Dank Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,507 Blog Entries: 2	Re: I'm back bitches. naw dude i have a huge cocksize i actually just woke up from a nap where I had a dream I met a girl and she was pretty and we hit it off and we talked and shit I had a party at my house and i invited her and halfway thru the party i noticed that her and like 4 of her friends are just sitting in one of the rooms not doing anything So when I go in and try to find out whats the matter all of her friends suddenly look so offended and they leave, with the girl included right before she walked out the door i said "wait" and she turned and looked and i said "i didnt want things to end like this im a really nice guy" and she just locks the door. immediately after i start screaming and yelling in anger and smashing shit then i wake up. fuck my life. ive had so much luck in other things but life is just SHITTING on me when it comes to the opposite sex. its like: everyone else is crazy or im just the only one going nuts. ever since i was in like 5th grade i would cry to myself about why i dont have a lady to hold hands with walking down the street like srsly all a bitch needs to do is show shes interested and ill giv her the world. and all the bud she can smoke __________________ Last edited by GolgiApparatus; 10-27-2009 at 11:45 PM.

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Liina Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin TX/Helsinki Finland Posts: 10	Re: I'm back bitches. How come being nice ruins my relationships? Im nice...really nice. But not cause im ugly, or cause I have some other weird hidden secret that would be a downgrade. Im just a nice person. Im super chill, easy to talk to, cool to kick it with. Im easy on the eyes. I smoke. From what I hear I have decent skills in the sack ;] AND I give awesome birthday gifts. For my ex last year I gave him a box. The box had 15 blunts, a bottle of liquor, sexy lingerie (for me to wear of course), a pair of sneakers and 3 shirts that matched the shoes. Im super nice and caring. But I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS GET SHITTED ON!!!!! Excuses usually have something to do with either your too nice/ too good to be true, something's gotta be wrong/ Idk, why, but I feel like I can't trust you. I've never cheated in my life...EVER. I don't wanna be like a lot of other girls, bitter and evil. I wanna keep being nice but I think THAT's what my problem is. What should I do? __________________ "Weeds weeds weeds, is what we all needs needs..." -Quasimoto

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