I'm back bitches. Bring on the questions.

[rayvenelayne]

why did i just get fired for no reason

[barfdog17]

you probably already know why but you're unconsciously rationalizing to protect your ego

[SuperSaturday]

Barfdog has comebacks in bunches man hahaha, dude after I wake up later. Imma ask you a question or two because you know your shit (wow I'm way too tired)

[juicemaineMAN]

you know yur shit

[barfdog17]

duh dum bump

[JefeGrande]

ok i gots a Q for ya.

I talk to this girl just about every day we have class and I really enjoy hanging out. But I have yet to get her # to continue the flirtage. I dont want to sound retarded and just ask for her number, and pickup lines are fookin stoopid.
Whats the best way to get a girls number casually?

[a7Xtasy 769]

so i was talking to these two friends of mine who are girls, and they said this girl ive talked to (that they are friends with) really likes me and wants to date me

i go and talk to the girl, and make casual convo. at first, and then when we are talking i ask her what she did this weekend, and she brings up a story of sleeping with some guy this weekend...

now im pissed, but i could still see myself going out with her, but idk now becuase she brought it up so casualy...

[barfdog17]

Originally Posted by JefeGrande

ok i gots a Q for ya.

I talk to this girl just about every day we have class and I really enjoy hanging out. But I have yet to get her # to continue the flirtage. I dont want to sound retarded and just ask for her number, and pickup lines are fookin stoopid.
Whats the best way to get a girls number casually?

if you're talking to her you should bring up the fact that you should hang out sometime, just hand her your phone, if she asks what she's supposed to do with it, tell her to be creative.

Originally Posted by a7Xtasy 769

so i was talking to these two friends of mine who are girls, and they said this girl ive talked to (that they are friends with) really likes me and wants to date me

i go and talk to the girl, and make casual convo. at first, and then when we are talking i ask her what she did this weekend, and she brings up a story of sleeping with some guy this weekend...

now im pissed, but i could still see myself going out with her, but idk now becuase she brought it up so casualy...

yeah this is what would classically be called a "shit test"

To find out if you're attractive a girl will unconsciously try to see how centered you are, how reactive you are. Reactivity is the trait of beta males and females, alpha males remain unreactive to shit like this. Why? Because there are loads of other girls they can have sex with. Also it's a maturity thing, people have sex and don't always attach a super special value to it, sometimes it's just a way to blow off steam. If you react to this she'll see that you're not as "attractive" and won't want to fuck you.

Don't get attached to the girl, she's just a girl, there are billions of others like her and they all want dick, keep this in mind when you're talking to her. This will allow you to want to push things forward in a sexual way, but not be attached to the outcome thinking she's "special"

[Talon]

yea dont get attached. it significantly weakens your pimp game. i used to make that mistake.

yo barfdog, sometimes i be chillin in da mall, and these high school hos be breakin necks, staring at me like a stoplight. is it worth goin to jail for?

[Ravaged]

I always come off as the awesome friend guy. No matter what. If I ever get to asking a girl out, the lines follow the "your such a good friend... blah blah bullshit waaaaaaa" or "im not ready... blah blah morebullshitlies". Now I've gotten the first response from people I wouldn't even consider a really close friend, and I really don't see how I always earn the good friend thing. I have the brains, I don't have a P90X body but I'm a lot more agile than I look, and I'm pretty extroverted. How do I improve my chances?

[JefeGrande]

Originally Posted by barfdog17

if you're talking to her you should bring up the fact that you should hang out sometime, just hand her your phone, if she asks what she's supposed to do with it, tell her to be creative.

thanks, will try this tommorrow. if it fails your dead
Jk Thanks a bunch, will report back on results.

[GTea]

Originally Posted by Ravaged

I always come off as the awesome friend guy. No matter what. If I ever get to asking a girl out, the lines follow the "your such a good friend... blah blah bullshit waaaaaaa" or "im not ready... blah blah morebullshitlies". Now I've gotten the first response from people I wouldn't even consider a really close friend, and I really don't see how I always earn the good friend thing. I have the brains, I don't have a P90X body but I'm a lot more agile than I look, and I'm pretty extroverted. How do I improve my chances?

YOu talk too much to the girls. They can only consider you a good friend if they get to know you. When you meet a chick quickly gauge if u want her and if the answers yes then keep the convos short. And if ur confident enough make shit clear the first time you speak with her.

Dont give um time to consider you a friend until youve fucked them.


Now for my question:

Should I give a fuck if a chick has a boyfriend, and I mean from a principal perspective not from a violence aspect?

[Ravaged]

Originally Posted by GTea

YOu talk too much to the girls. They can only consider you a good friend if they get to know you.

That would make sense. Even though most of the time I'm really baked and just nodding my head and whatnot.

[bobbypin]

will eating a lot of ramen make my boobs bigger? O_o

[Craiggers]

Originally Posted by bobbypin

will eating a lot of ramen make my boobs bigger? O_o

yes. along with the rest of you.