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Met a fwb on craigslist

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I'm a college kid. Just broke up with my girl of a year last month so I've been staying at my place alot...occaisonally at hers. We're still friends and all but we realize that it just didnt work out and we always get on eachothers nerves at points.

Anyways, just for the fuck of it, studying for exams and blazing up, i posted an ad on craigslit. Almost immediately, I had an email that followed my anti-spam instructions. We exchanged numbers and addresses and agreed to meet later that day.

I texted after I was done helping my ex with some quizzes. My friend seemed a little shy and it was kinda delayed until the evening. Anyways, I get to her house and a roomate opens the door...its the tall black dude with a mohawk. Awkwardest moment ever cus he didn't know i was coming...so I step in and he doesnt know who the fuck I am lol, so he's like who are you here to see and I was like "ummmmm" because I forgot her name too. :P Anyways, she saw me an told me to come.

Me, her, and her 3 roomates then smoked, chatted, ordered a pizza for...wow, at least 6 hours. Just doing fuck nothing relaxing. People start to burn out and fall asleep when she texts me "Do you want to go to my room?" What do you think I said.

Let me just say, the picture she sent me was gorgeous. In person and stoned, she looked a little different, but still extremely cute. Small, dark brown/black hair and blue eyes. Not too much of a model's body, but still very sexy.

We immediately hit it off. We liked alot of the same shows and started watching them on netflix. Smoked another bowl. And eventually fell into about 30-45 minutes of pure love making on her comfy ass bed. We lay there in the same spot and turned on Donnie Darko...she eventually fell asleep in my arms and started snoring.

Woke up at around 6 that morning and had qucik afterglow morning sex. Then fell asleep again, woke up, smoked, talked. We headed to my place so I could edit an essay and study for a final I had today. We smoked, laid and talked, and I drove her back home.

All in all, I never thought I would have this much luck. She's not a whore...or at least I'm fooled. A little southern drawl comes out occaisonally on random words. Nice, sense of humor, and a little naive. Even though she is exactly 9 months older then me (lol i was conceived when she was born).

Buuuut, yeah pretty happy. Were gonna see a cabin in the woods tomorrow. Thanks craigslist!
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Nice man good for you. Im suprised CL worked out for you. I figured most of the ads on there were spammers/trolls

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Good stuff OP
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curious.. whatd you post on CL?
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I'll never understand fucking a stranger you just met, but I'm happy you found someone OP. Sounds like you had a blast. Good luck in your new relationship bro. I wish you all the best. Peace.
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If Craig's List wasn't filled with predators and people tryna catch them it would be a great place. Good job though for dodging all of that and meeting someone cool.
*high five*

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The way you're talking about her, it sounds like you're feeling her more than a friend.

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Strive.

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curious.. whatd you post on CL?


Also want to know... For scientific purposes...........................................











Good for you op :yay:
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Wow. I'm floored. Either you won the lottery, or there's some terrible secret you've yet to find out. Hmmm...I like those odds...
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Also want to know... For scientific purposes...........................................

Good for you op :yay:


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Damn Hyp, sounds like it worked out great. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. :smoke:

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If she's spreadin her legs for a guy she just met on craigslist I'd beware.. No tellin whatsup

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Good for you OP but as beef supreme said I'd be a little wary.
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when are we spose to be wearing gloves again??? is the idea not to leave prints in the grow environment, when not liiving in with the crop?

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have fun with the herpes op!

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have fun with the herpes op!


what an awful thing to say. please tell me you used protection OP
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If she's spreadin her legs for a guy she just met on craigslist I'd beware.. No tellin whatsup


We call those girls Denny's, cuz their legs are open 24/7/365, including christmas! :D

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This is interesting. I've heard more success stories about getting poon on craigslist than I've heard about people getting murdered, raped, or some other shit. Honestly, I haven't really heard any horror stories about it other than that "craigslist murderer" story from a year or so ago. I don't get why people are so scared to give it a try :confused_2:

I remember a month or so back, I heard this guy call into the Howard Stern show and talk about this. He said he was pulling major ass through it. I can't find a youtube video of it, but here's his website: He wasn't special. But his results were.
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Lol, I seriously think I just got really lucky.

Yes I used protection.

She's kinda shy...the roomates were all out there cus she called them out...basically just to see if Im a creep, lol.

Anyways, on craigslist, I had tried in the past unsuccessfully. This time I said "Boyfriend experience" and said i was a "certified nice guy" lol, because I really am...I respect bitches like crazy and treat em right. I said I was looking for someone who was "horny, bored, and ready to get affection in forms other than a smack on the ass."

But yeah, we've been texting and stuff. I asked her why she was on craigslist, and she said basically she's been feeling lonely and wanted to try something new.

Also, she REALLY doesnt seem like the "Denny" type. Shes pretty quiet...well actually she can talk pretty loud when she wants lol. But still, I'm moving in a few months so if there's other guys, shit there's always condoms for sale. I'm not gonna get hung up. I'm just happy I found someone I can smoke with, talk to, bang, trip with...and coming out of a relationship...no complications.

She's never done shrooms before...but she wants to. :D

I could see dating her, but I'm quite hesitant.

Edited by Hyp, 01 May 2012 - 03:04 AM.

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Lol, I seriously think I just got really lucky.

Yes I used protection.

She's kinda shy...the roomates were all out there cus she called them out...basically just to see if Im a creep, lol.

Anyways, on craigslist, I had tried in the past unsuccessfully. This time I said "Boyfriend experience" and said i was a "certified nice guy" lol, because I really am...I respect bitches like crazy and treat em right. I said I was looking for someone who was "horny, bored, and ready to get affection in forms other than a smack on the ass."

But yeah, we've been texting and stuff. I asked her why she was on craigslist, and she said basically she's been feeling lonely and wanted to try something new.


lucky SOB :smoke:
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OP's girl has the HIV

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