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10-05-2002, 05:14 AM
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FUCK ME IN THE MOTHER FUCKING GOAT ASS1!!!(rant placeholder)
SEND THIS MOTHER FUCKER TO THE MOTHER FUCKING PANDORAHS BOX, CUZ IM A MOTHER FUCKING IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKING FUCK ER, BECAUSE I MADE A FUCKING GREAT AS HELL BEST EVER FUCKING GOD DAMNED RANT AND THEN MOSONF FOA BICHTING MOTHER DFUCING FUCKER IF I DINT FUCING HIT THE WRONG FUCKING ASS SHITTY BUTTON, AND FUCKING BLWO IT ALL TO HELL LIKE DUST IN THE WIND of a mfother fucking..ok..ok..the fucking rant was about a beatle..a beatle named jenkins, but he was human...or some shit...lemme smoke some more and get back to ya...........rant numero dos coming up
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i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter off, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin 
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10-05-2002, 06:09 AM
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pink floyd
goodbye cruel world, im leavin you today, goodbye....goodbye....goodbye......
goodbye all you people, theres nothin you can say to make me chaange myy mind..goodbye aaaaaaaaaaaaand their off he smokin a doob in lane one!! and the slug is slidin past......pause for coughing again...ahh..the feelin is coming back, pulsing through me...MY NAME IS JENKINS GOD DAMNIT..and im a mother fucking beatle..just because im a human doesnt eman that im a mother fucking human....I AM A BEATLE...just cuz i crawl around and shit..and roll neat little balls of shit, with my back legs, you think that IM FUCKING INSANE.......but iM NOT..im a fucking beatle..HELL YEAH THATS INSANE FOR A HUMAN!! but im NOT!...I AM A GOD DAMNED BEATLE..MY NAME IS JENKINS ISA BEATLE...............o tjomlFUK HOMEROW KEY.......i think i kin...thers a fork n my wall.......IN my Wall.......thats thwere the fork is....i now ahve the hurge to get a beatle...and name him jenkins...or a guy and tell him to roll balls of shit wth his back legs......i dont have control over what i think, or say, right now im thinking my leg tinges. thats the onl thought..well..esxept for the ice crea adandelions.......FLAP JACKs!! boom shaka laka laka boom ahshahka lakskakalalakalakaakakal booooooooom ahskaskakaskaskfdsk dance to that and it will rain like no god has ever pissed before after a long hard night of ridin choir boys what the fuck is up with that shit??! child molesting fuckers....and why the fuck is there always that mysterious black hair on the soap in the shower...AND IT WONT FUCKING MOVE!!!!! you spalsh water on it, it stays....you spit water on it, it sstays.....SO FINALLY you get up the nerve to get the whole bar of soap, and hold it under the faucet.....then the fucking whale comes out of the drain asking for his fucking blubber back, cuz the eskimos life in ice, where its cold and whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo meow tako taco tacko i want ataco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco i want a taco that makes waves when you look at it just rigth!!!!! ooo watch this  ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ----------****** ----------****** ----------****** FUUUUUUUUUCK GEORGE DUBYA!..im goin to eat brownies in tha dome WHO WANTS SOME/?!?! beatles mcleroy hallejuha that is my name i got shoes on my feet, hair on my head, clothes on my back, and sweet ganja in my lungs i can go anywhere do anybody all while sitting here, smoking more..why is roach weed good.. whale farming saves the seagulls....holy shit!!! i want a pet seagull name gertrudious ask me toprounounce it and i wont.....ill just say come ere chicken head bia bia squakcedy squack sqwack talkin that bird man black chieneemooo...fuck actions speak louder than quiet actions!
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i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter off, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin
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10-05-2002, 06:19 AM
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minor technicallity? be loose.. big titties looking at me in the big city.....pick it pack it. method? whatcha got norm? you? skiller? how bout you skittles? just smell the green.....we'll listen to the good shit all night long....can i....take that finger off the ............whaaaaaaaaaa? hhaha...be pure. legalize yuorself. bring it on. not like the movie, come on like hits from the bong. then we see the conclusion to another side of thee. unfocused? unmentionalbe? yeah i made, followed and wallowed in those dark clouds...but I know it was just the dank? smoke...ha! till the day i die.
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10-05-2002, 06:25 AM
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can I get a brownie? and go for the record of posts to her/himself back to back?
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10-05-2002, 06:34 AM
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fuuuuuuuck.........do you know the muffin man?
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i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter off, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin
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10-05-2002, 06:44 AM
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chocolate ice cream is some good shit
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i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter off, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin
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10-05-2002, 07:20 AM
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yeah yeah...chocoalte...props. BUT im tellin gyeah!!! Breyers Special Ed (for us special kinda kiddies) ition, Peanut butter, fudge swril. oh damn.. the ONLY thing better would be, if the ice cream was choc-A-lot instead of that vanilla...mmmmmmm...oh fuck...light bulb just goddamn broke above my head. gotta get both. mix n match. yes. yes.. yes. ill take care of that glasses outta my retinas later..got ice cream to eat now. PRIORITIES PEOPLE. you know lol how it is
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10-05-2002, 08:35 AM
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me..fucked up...slide show of eyes...
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i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter off, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin
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10-05-2002, 08:38 AM
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i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter off, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin
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10-05-2002, 09:15 AM
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well shit if th epick didnt get up there.
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i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter off, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin
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10-05-2002, 10:08 AM
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wait...im in...jaajajajahhahahah but canr even bind they keyd ttpyr thi right...so...ill brb..i loive pix (ah, budhead?c ahahaha hah aha ha ah, hhaaaa)
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10-05-2002, 11:10 AM
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Wow....total nonsense... I love it.
*tokes* Yup... I LOVE IT!
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