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Old 08-24-2002, 06:41 AM
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Re: Those Fucking Cops!!

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Eventuely they booked me for smokin'weed in public places and it cost 85 euro.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THOSE FUCKING COPS!!
Where in Europe was this?
 
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Old 08-24-2002, 08:23 AM
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dunno what country that is that you cant be searched for probable cause.

in most countrys if the cop says he saw or could smell cannabis that is enough for a search to take place.

'reasonable grounds', if they lie and say they can smell it when there is no way they can, contest it in court.

its just luck i guess, some cops have no probs with weed and others are real cunts about it.
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Old 08-25-2002, 10:36 AM
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if its the US than they cant search for probable cause. Maybe you think they can just because they freaking try to get you to consent to a search and seizure as hard as they can. They play mind games and shit. Just remember a few key phrases whenever dealing with the cops: " Can I talk to my lawyer?"
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"I choose to retain my fifth amendment rights"
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A silly thing happened with them and me the other day.

I was sitting on a grassy hill preparing to smoke with some friends when the cops drove into the park and came to a halt. Unbeknowst to us a stupid girl had lit a trash can on fire at the nearby bus station and these piggies were angry. They demanded that we let them search us. Well despite my complaints my friends all had nothing to hide so they bent over for Johny Law. But when the sweaty POS got to me I said, "You can not search me, I know my 5th amendment right and you need a warrant" the officer asked to search me again and I refused saying that he had to at least give me a reason and that I retained my 5th amendment right. He got angry at my knowledge of our rights and liberties and said "Let me search you know or Im going to put your fucking face in the dirt and hand cuff you". At this point I got frightened by this gang of bullies (the cops) and stood up offering my palms as a sign of paltry. "You cannot search me", i repeated. The pig took this chance when my hands were out stretched to grab me by then and twist me around to the ground pinning my arms all the way up my back and twisting them painfully while patting me hard with the other hand. All the while saying things like "you listen to whatever I tell you and you have to listen or you're going to get your ass kicked and be in hand cuffs". When he unhanded me I said, "you're whats wrong with cops in our country, you violate me and my rights, threaten me with violence and show me no respect. you're a disgrace". then he threatened me with civil disobedience ( i guess thats what they call free speech nowadays). and took his leave.
5th ammedment its your fourth and ya i hate the pigs they took away my best friend and loked him upp becouse he was different and machine needed to sdddimilate him
DAMN THAT PIG SUCKS
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Old 04-28-2005, 06:09 AM
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5th ammedment its your fourth and ya i hate the pigs they took away my best friend and loked him upp becouse he was different and machine needed to sdddimilate him
DAMN THAT PIG SUCKS

Yeah the 4th amendment is for illegal search and seizure. The 5th is the right to not testify against yourself and not being able to be convicted of the same crime twice.
 
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Old 04-28-2005, 06:12 AM
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with a pig you need your fourth fifth and sometimes first (if your pissed off) mmendment
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Goddamn!

An hour ago I was walkng to the supermarkt to gets some grocery's. Off course I was smoking a fat joint when suddenly
two ugly looking cops stood beside me. They looked me straight in the eye.

One of the asked: " What the hell are you holding there?

I replied: What does it look like?

They got mad and wanted to book me. I took my last tough and started running. I was really tired and stoned at the same time so it didn't take long for those freakin' cops to catch. Those asshole's even handcuffed me.

Eventuely they booked me for smokin'weed in public places and it cost 85 euro.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THOSE FUCKING COPS!!
I am on the cops' side here. You were walking down the street blantantly breaking the law. You knew what you were doing was illegal. The cops were only doing their job, but you decided to be a smartass instead of talking to them with respect. Then, on top of it, you ran. OF COURSE THEY FUCKING CUFFED YOU. You just proved that they couldn't trust you to stay put; they had every reason to restrain you.
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You had a couple options.

A) Get arrested for posession of marijuana.

B) Tell the cops it's a cigarette.

C) Eat the joint to dispose the evidence.

D) Run like hell and get arrested.

Now which one do you think is the smartest decision? Next time you should think about the consequences before you do something.

Never physically resist arrest. That includes running away from the cops.
 
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Old 04-29-2005, 03:28 AM
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well no shit they were going to bust you, you were walking down the street in broad daylight smoking a jay...unless you live in amsterdam you just can't do that man
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:24 PM
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Well Feanor, I kinda disagree. Easily he's in Western Europe and they aren't normally such dicks about that kind of thing. I've talked to a lot of people about how the cops normally will make you throw the joint away and let you go about your business. I only have experience in France. We were walking down the street and a guy was smoking on a corner. I bummed a hit...

CB, That totally sucks that it happened. I was shocked when I read your story. Just be glad you weren't in the US... It would be much worse as you can see in the other stories. That is why I normally only smoke at home.
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This threads pretty old hehe.
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cops cant ask you to talk off your socks that sexually haressment
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MY dad was a cop for about 20 years and guess what.....he's a stoner. He doesn't care if I do it.
 
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Thank your lucky stars youre in Europe, in America, your ass would be in jail.
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Old 05-01-2005, 08:45 PM
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lol, if u were in California, u wouldve got beaten down by the cops, lol............

but shit, if youre a smartass to em an' then u run away.......thats askin to be booked homie...........over here you wouldve got jail time for refusing arrest, possession of marijuana, an' a couple more lil things the cops would put on u...........
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