I decided to make a new thread with my first hits because…well…I don’t know…
So I’m use to using my little bong (yeah…uh…tiny little thing)
and smoking joints…
<-that’s important so remember it when you judge…
That first ROOR hit damn near put an eye out. I mean it outta nowhere…whap…my head was laid back on the couch. Right about ¾ of my left lung is on the floor right here beside me. I apologize for being such a fucking pussy, but the thought that I would need to
‘take er easy’ my first go never crossed my mind.
So after Squash ate my lung and I realized it was still Friday, I proceeded to take my second rip. (I think I lost about 30 minutes in between there.) That’s right folks, only my second rip because yours truly couldn’t even clear the first bowl.
But my second initial reaction was that this bitch is amazing. It pulls like nothing I’ve ever held. You can feel the diffuser working and it’s like a kitten purring-so soft and whimsical. Needless to say, I am F R I E D. I am high from the top of my head to the tips of my toes. After that first rip I was giggling. I feel like I haven’t had a giggly high like this in years. It totally rocks! I honestly can’t say it’s the ROOR that is making me soooo fucked up over the fact that I don’t smoke out of 18in bongs every day. I do, however, think the combination of the ROOR and those 18 inches did plant my head on the back of my couch about an hour and 15 minutes ago.
I wish I could have more/better pictures but my neighbor’s Salad Fingers husband’s birthday was yesterday and they are celebrating tonight.
Whatev…I get a ROOR and all my heads disappear!
P.S. That’s mah daaaawwG… lol