The "Help me get a job, pass a DT and still have fun on the weekends" thread

[DankSpank]

Ok, so I am applying for a job at a retail store (like costco, except no bulk items and everything is shit) and there's is a HIGH HIGH probability I'll get it, and it's almost guaranteed I'll get a UA before I'm hired. I haven't smoked since friday, but well, I've become a huge stoner, you know summer will do that to you. Now If you were to test my urine, I'd fail miserably, I've been gaining weigth , just from smoking and getting mad munchies, plus my bank account is going low because of food, I mean that's why I'm getting a job, so I can buy fucking food when I'm high. I'm not complaining at all, I love getting high and eating, but it's not very practical when you are broke as shit.

So that was the "foreword" to this thread, now I need some help staying off the green goddess, passing a DT (I've read almost every thread on this, I am convinced I'd still fail if I followed those directions) and still not being bored as shit on the weekends.

So the fun first, I love the sauce, but damn, it's hard to get in comparason for weed, and I usually don't pay for weed so it would be weird paying for alcohol, plus I tend to get violent and shit. What other alternatives is there when all your friends are going to be fucked up on something?

And any of you guys have any tips on controlling those awesome cravings of weed? It's not like "oh shit if I don't get weed my day will be shit" type of feeling, more of a "HOly shit, I wanna go smoke a bowl then go see [Insert Disney Movie]". I was drunk and me and some friends bought 20 grams of some super good fruty dank shit on saturday, ANd I'm getting like 2.5-3 grams of it tomorrow, and I usually don't ever have that much in my stash because I usually get smoked out by my awesome friends, but aside from that, I'm going to be suceptible(sp?) to relapse. So my real question is, HOW LONG SHOULD i GO WITHOUT WEED, AND HOW CAN I COPE WITH IT!?

ANy help would be appreciated, I'm sorry for the long post, I am working on a school paper and I had the most caffeine tonight I've ever had, and I am experiencing some weird feelings and thus this post came about.

So let's make this a journal? ahhaha I should shut the fuck up already hlep1!

[Wykid]

you can last a lifetime without weed, if you put your mind to it. but read the "OFFICAIL HOT TO PASS A DT" thread and do all of that. and dont smoke until they DT u.

and try doing the things u usually do, just with no weed. good luck.

[DankSpank]

Originally Posted by Wykid

you can last a lifetime without weed, if you put your mind to it. but read the "OFFICAIL HOT TO PASS A DT" thread and do all of that. and dont smoke until they DT u.

and try doing the things u usually do, just with no weed. good luck.

Yeah, but I don't think I would've been able to sit through Madagascar sober hehe, tight movie btw, go see it high. I won't smoke until I'm DT'd, and I'll drink water like crazy until then too. But is there any alternatives that you enjoy, easy to get, and won't show up in a DT?

[JoshRyche]

what i do to pass drug tests is down a glass of Viniger + Golden Seal (12 Tablets) 8oz glass

you can acually smoke the day before wake up have to take the drug test in 2 hours down it then and you'll pass it works in a matter of an hour and it cleans you up good

Sounds to good to be true? be prepared your gona have the wind knocked out of you and it'll feel like you just died lol it sucks probally one of the most horrid things to experience and the taste is gona stay with you for a good while 5-7 hours

PS. This cleans the hell out of your system smoking is gona be sweet for ya its like being a newb again no tollerance thats why i drink 1 glass a month keep my tollerance down

O and hey dont sip the shit just down it or you wont be able to do it its harsh, and dont puke it up lol not for the weak stomached


Hope this helps if your darring enough to try it lol

[DankSpank]

does that seriously work? I think doing something like that would irritate your stomach to no belief, and your vocal chords too. Did you have bathroom troubles after that? haha

[JoshRyche]

Originally Posted by DankSpank

does that seriously work? I think doing something like that would irritate your stomach to no belief, and your vocal chords too. Did you have bathroom troubles after that? haha

its acually good for you, Viniger is at least, yah it works i passed 4 drug tests doing it this way, my dad recomended it to me acually lol.

and yah lol you'll be pooping alot afterwerds

[udyrfrykte]

um, you could do shrooms instead. if you dont want to trip, dont take too much. though i dont know why you wouldnt want to trip.