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Old 06-25-2002, 11:09 PM
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Another bad OFFF joke
One day a OFFF (who's name is being withheld) walked into a bar an ordered a triple scotch on the rocks. The bartender asked him if he was having any problems.

"Yeah, I caught my wife in bed with my best friend today!" the OFFFer replied.

"Damn I'm sorry buddy" said the bartender. "What did you do?"

"I looked in her the eyes and called her every name in the book. And then I told that bitch I was going to get a drink and when I come back to be packed up and out of the house and never come back!" answered the OFFFer.

"What did you say to your best friens?"

The OFFFer took a drink, sighed, and replied "I told him 'Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!' "
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Old 06-26-2002, 12:53 AM
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ha that was funny
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Old 06-26-2002, 01:06 AM
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Re: full moon again :D
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clear sky and a full moon,BPP is going strange again "D lol .
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Old 06-26-2002, 01:50 AM
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LOL that was a cute one BPP, and yes, watch out, full moon, BPP's thinking again!
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Old 06-26-2002, 02:15 AM
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Damnit BPP will you quit telling on me!!!!!!!!!!LMAO
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Old 06-26-2002, 03:00 AM
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whats OFFF stand for...?
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Thanks for the laugh!!!!
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Old 06-26-2002, 04:23 AM
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whats OFFF stand for...?

Old Fried Females and Fellas!
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Old 06-26-2002, 04:26 AM
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thanks
just curious
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i stepped in a pile of dirtydingus while taking a big poppa puff of sensimil, got mad and went to reform mary jane laws, that didnt work so now igotthecottons, last night my neighbor caught me smokinokie so i chased that critter off, went inside, and rubbed my nubbin
 
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Partly cloudy skies and a full moon that shines in the bedroom at about 3:30 am.
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Re: lol
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Old Fried Fuckers Farting, lol ...................p.s. please note non sexist aproach.lol ha ha ha .
HIGH All, *LOL* oh how true critters
 
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Talking lol
still funny
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That joke tickled my fancy.
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Thumbs up Funny one Papa
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LMFAO! I remember this shit
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