Stoners Manifesto

Vortak · #1 (**permalink**) 05-10-2005, 10:44 AM

I wrote this after a couple hits of some good mids. Its not that good, but I think it gets the point across

Stoners Manifesto
We are everywhere. We smoke in your neighbors backyard. We smoke in your forests. We travel along your roads, and pass by you in the mall. We are kind hearted, we give help whenever we can. We are stoners, and you can never take our culture from us. No matter how many sting operations you make, no matter how many people you catch, we will always be out there. We have a choice, and our choice is to combine with the beautiful plant that lays before us. You may not agree with our actions, but thats fine, we dont agree with yours. All that we want is a happy and peaceful coexistance, instead of this illogical drug war. You cannot end drug use with war. You can end drug use with information, and not propaganda. You can tell people that when you snort a line of cocaine, you will probably want to do more. And once you give in to the craving, it may never stop, and you will find yourself addicted to a substance that could kill you. This is true. It is not true that stoners are dirty, unintelligent, and barely worth calling human. We are victimized because we enjoy the effects, both recreational and theraputic, that cannabis gives us. We learn to respect this plant. It can show you a world of complete euphoria. Or it can show you the depths of hell. If you want to use it, go ahead. Nothing should stop you from doing what you want to do, as long as it doesnt hurt others. It may be dangerous, but do we stop the other potentially greater dangerous activities like skydiving, football, hunting, bungee jumping, cave diving, skiing, fenceing, hang gliding, hockey, horse riding, jet skiing, lacrosse, mountain biking, paintballing, rock climbing, sailing, or anything that you could get hurt in. There are so many thigns worse than marijuana. If you want to end the use of dangerous substances, focus on what hurts people the most, and give the 100% factual information and hope for the best. Its all that you can do. Everyone has their own opinion.

kindbudhero · #2 (**permalink**) 05-10-2005, 09:36 PM

brillant dude brillant ur one of the good ones man a true tribute to what a stoner should and hope to be keep smoking you got a great future. you spoke words almost exactly as i would. plus rep for u my man plus rep

bumtildeath · #3 (**permalink**) 05-10-2005, 09:40 PM

awesome dude, im gonna steal that and print it out if you dont mind

rev0ltage · #4 (**permalink**) 05-10-2005, 09:46 PM

+rep

notelliot · #5 (**permalink**) 05-11-2005, 02:10 AM

good idea, but that's more of a decree.

dirtybongwater · #6 (**permalink**) 05-11-2005, 02:49 AM

You had me at:

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Originally Posted by Vortak

Stoners Manifesto

very nicely stated.

Vortak · #7 (**permalink**) 05-11-2005, 06:23 AM

go ahead man, anyone can use it for whatever they want. fuck copyrights

Spectre927 · #8 (**permalink**) 10-23-2005, 08:45 PM

Thats awesome man. You wrote that while high? Even more impressive...+rep

WarezHaxor · #9 (**permalink**) 10-24-2005, 12:28 AM

Vortak, did you get this idea from the old movie 'Hackers' and the Hackers Manifesto? Just wonder, Good job though

Lebowski · #10 (**permalink**) 10-24-2005, 09:27 AM

+rep

Oregonian_Hippy · #11 (**permalink**) 10-24-2005, 01:26 PM

Bravo, i love it, now i shall steal it.... sorry

Wykid · #12 (**permalink**) 10-24-2005, 02:56 PM

good shit mang. rep+.

smokyey3z · #13 (**permalink**) 10-24-2005, 05:06 PM

you the man haha =] nice

debauch · #14 (**permalink**) 10-24-2005, 05:33 PM

ever smoked, then gone mountain biking? best thing ever. the trees, the other trees, the adrenaline... good times.

anyway, +rep for that fantastic statement.

it needs to be realized that people who smoke weed shouldnt be in jails with criminals that have raped, killed, etc. so someone wanted to feel good, fine. the government needs to stop crowding jails with people becase of marijuana. this would save the government tons of cash because there would be less people in the jails, and would make us stoners happy because we wouldnt have to be in fear of doing something thats fun and in a lot of cases, theraputic.

D3vO · #15 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 04:42 AM

*Applause*

+rep

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#1 (permalink) 05-10-2005, 10:44 AM
Vortak Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the boro Posts: 179	Stoners Manifesto I wrote this after a couple hits of some good mids. Its not that good, but I think it gets the point across Stoners Manifesto We are everywhere. We smoke in your neighbors backyard. We smoke in your forests. We travel along your roads, and pass by you in the mall. We are kind hearted, we give help whenever we can. We are stoners, and you can never take our culture from us. No matter how many sting operations you make, no matter how many people you catch, we will always be out there. We have a choice, and our choice is to combine with the beautiful plant that lays before us. You may not agree with our actions, but thats fine, we dont agree with yours. All that we want is a happy and peaceful coexistance, instead of this illogical drug war. You cannot end drug use with war. You can end drug use with information, and not propaganda. You can tell people that when you snort a line of cocaine, you will probably want to do more. And once you give in to the craving, it may never stop, and you will find yourself addicted to a substance that could kill you. This is true. It is not true that stoners are dirty, unintelligent, and barely worth calling human. We are victimized because we enjoy the effects, both recreational and theraputic, that cannabis gives us. We learn to respect this plant. It can show you a world of complete euphoria. Or it can show you the depths of hell. If you want to use it, go ahead. Nothing should stop you from doing what you want to do, as long as it doesnt hurt others. It may be dangerous, but do we stop the other potentially greater dangerous activities like skydiving, football, hunting, bungee jumping, cave diving, skiing, fenceing, hang gliding, hockey, horse riding, jet skiing, lacrosse, mountain biking, paintballing, rock climbing, sailing, or anything that you could get hurt in. There are so many thigns worse than marijuana. If you want to end the use of dangerous substances, focus on what hurts people the most, and give the 100% factual information and hope for the best. Its all that you can do. Everyone has their own opinion. __________________ dude..... soo baked

#2 (permalink) 05-10-2005, 09:36 PM
kindbudhero Toker Smoker Joker Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: dude if i even knew i would say Posts: 324	brillant dude brillant ur one of the good ones man a true tribute to what a stoner should and hope to be keep smoking you got a great future. you spoke words almost exactly as i would. plus rep for u my man plus rep __________________ Smoking weed is alot like masterbation you grab your pipe and empty your sack. Pack it , Roll it, Stick it in a bong, Smoke it toke it all night long I realized i got high so much that.......what was i going to say? "good mesculin comes on slow the first hour is all waiting then the second hour you curse the freak who burned you casue nothing is happening then WAMOO" jonny depp fear and loathing

#3 (permalink) 05-10-2005, 09:40 PM
bumtildeath FreshTaDeath Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NC Posts: 3,146	awesome dude, im gonna steal that and print it out if you dont mind __________________

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#5 (permalink) 05-11-2005, 02:10 AM
notelliot the village elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: the forest Posts: 314	good idea, but that's more of a decree.

#7 (permalink) 05-11-2005, 06:23 AM
Vortak Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the boro Posts: 179	go ahead man, anyone can use it for whatever they want. fuck copyrights __________________ dude..... soo baked

#8 (permalink) 10-23-2005, 08:45 PM
Spectre927 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 319	Thats awesome man. You wrote that while high? Even more impressive...+rep

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WarezHaxor 56k Fury Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New York(Canadian Border) Posts: 379	Vortak, did you get this idea from the old movie 'Hackers' and the Hackers Manifesto? Just wonder, Good job though

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#12 (permalink) 10-24-2005, 02:56 PM
Wykid aka Lucipher Cy Young Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: CITY OF GODS Posts: 3,860	good shit mang. rep+. __________________

#14 (permalink) 10-24-2005, 05:33 PM
debauch Stay High Guy Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere between stoned and asleep Posts: 2,626	ever smoked, then gone mountain biking? best thing ever. the trees, the other trees, the adrenaline... good times. anyway, +rep for that fantastic statement. it needs to be realized that people who smoke weed shouldnt be in jails with criminals that have raped, killed, etc. so someone wanted to feel good, fine. the government needs to stop crowding jails with people becase of marijuana. this would save the government tons of cash because there would be less people in the jails, and would make us stoners happy because we wouldnt have to be in fear of doing something thats fun and in a lot of cases, theraputic. __________________