smoking and usage

smokinokie · #1 (**permalink**) 04-15-2005, 07:20 PM

Once, a while back, this was my home away from home.......well....I guess my home while I was at home since I generally don't take my computer with me when I leave, but that's beside the point. Life and circumstances took me away from here and still keep me from coming back as often as I would like. I was shocked to see how the membership had skyrocketed so quickly. For me, back then, this place was much more than a weed forum. Weed was the thing that brought the clan that was here then together, but sharing our triumphs, tradgedies, faux pas', and partying thru our typing made this place home. Saddens me to see such a negative vibe running thru the place. But I have'nt been around to see what all has transpired, so I'll refrain from further comment.

So in an attempt to lighten things up a bit, it's time for a not really directly related about pot story, as this was my usual habit when I lived here.

For those of you who were'nt here, I coached girls softball for 5 years. My daughter was into the game and so was I. It's reached the point that it's about politics now so I've bowed out. Daughter bowed out this year. So I'm thinking, "Hey! I got my whole spring free to do what I want!" I have'nt touched a fishing pole in those 5 years! And fish fear me!

Then,
One day at work, my only fellow stoner (that I know of) co worker came and asked me to help coach his coach pitch little league team. I told him I'd have to ponder on it. That night after a nice bowl, I started realizing how much I missed hanging around ballparks and kids. So, your talking to a twice retired yet active again coach of 13 boys ages 6-8.

How coach pitch works, (for those of you who don't know) it's just like regular baseball except a coach pitches to his team. Guess who seems to be the only person who can pitch to these midgets? Yep. You're looking at him. *waves*

We've had e'nuff practices that I'm reasonably confident in my ability to give them something to hit. But I still get a little case of the butterflies in the gut before games. We had opening day last Saturday with 2 mini-games. The first one went pretty well. I think we lost by 1 run, but who's keepin score? We had an 2 hours before the next game so I came home to eat. An ol' hippee friend stopped by with some of his extremely narcotic weed. I had 2 hits and headed back to the ballfield. During the drive I started realizing that 2 hits may have been 2 too many.

I get to the field almost late and have to pitch right away. So I put on my knee pad, (yeah, when I pitch to midgets I have to get down on one knee) and took the mound.

It's been a long time since I sooooo publicly humiliated myself. I could'nt throe to save my ass. We're talking hitting my batters, over their heads, behind them, in the dirt and everywhere in between. After the 1st inning, I pulled myself outta the game. My only comfort was that the dad that took over did'nt do much better.

I went by my co workers house after the game and had him give me a couple of balls to practice, apologized for letting the whole team down, and the next day I spent about 3 hours practicing.

It paid off. We played the same team that had witnessed my complete melt down the weekend before and stomped them 14-4! It was most grand. Everyone on our team got a hit. Some went 4 for 4! It's fun again!

I smoke after the games now.

It hurts to have a 6 year old tell you, "YOU SUCK!"

Splifster · #2 (**permalink**) 04-15-2005, 07:59 PM

Hehe funny story man, smokinokie is one of the original blades, respect him bitches

Anyways, funny how when you might have lost "I think we lost by 1 run, but who's keepin score?" Yet when you won "We played the same team that had witnessed my complete melt down the weekend before and stomped them 14-4! It was most grand." Hehe, a little irony there

Anyways sounds like that weed was good, very good.. 2 hits and you were rendered incapable of tossing a ball 40 feet hehe

Anyways we need more amusing stories, presented in a mature manner, amusing tales like this is what I used to love about the city... smoke on smokinokie

DecoRasta27 · #3 (**permalink**) 04-15-2005, 08:23 PM

i have to agree with splifster....this is what we need more of on the forum, stories like this because they entertain me a bit more than all this other shit like **IMPORTANT*** please read,passed out from smoking pot....etc etc...thanks for the read smokinokie hope to see you around more from now on and by the way, nice to meet you

blaze on fellow blades

Natural Mystic · #4 (**permalink**) 04-15-2005, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smokinokie

I smoke after the games now.

Hehe, good idea

That's cool that your coaching kids man! Its not so cool that you hit them with your wild pitching

LoL, welcome back man.

You must have been here before my time 'cause I don't know ya

Bud Head · #5 (**permalink**) 04-16-2005, 02:31 AM

Coach Smokie...

How are you, the wife and the girls???

I do so miss your soft ball adventures...

That should be the name of your book.. The softball adventures of Smokin in the okie. LOL

ReformMaryJaneLaws · #6 (**permalink**) 04-16-2005, 02:35 AM

Okie...I luv ya, man! Glad to see you around.

unoit · #7 (**permalink**) 04-16-2005, 03:43 PM

HIGH All, aahhhhh smokin..it is good to hear from you!!!!! I read your post and brought me back to a few years ago..when times were great and there was much love here in The City..Thanks for bringing me back to those days my Friend..it was much needed.

420420420 · #8 (**permalink**) 04-16-2005, 04:19 PM

i missed those days

but i still like it here

sCaKmY · #9 (**permalink**) 04-16-2005, 05:43 PM

this non negative attitude you speak of, would be nice to peek up on the forums again

Stylez1877 · #10 (**permalink**) 04-16-2005, 05:48 PM

lol, hey man nice to hear from you, not good that you're hitting kids with baseballs but nice to hear from you

hope shit is going good for you man..I like to see a friendly face here in much needed times.

RavenousDespair · #11 (**permalink**) 04-16-2005, 07:29 PM

great story

very very nice

when i joined....EVEN I NOTICED A RAPID amount of new users.....

yeah i got sad when some of the favorable posters were getting banned..

its life..

enfiladeDTS · #12 (**permalink**) 04-16-2005, 07:35 PM

haha great story. i never smoke before i have to do anything, it just takes the fun out of getting high. when i'm high i just wanna chill, listen to music or watch movies and eat. i would hate going to work high, or school high, or even coach pitching a game.

dirtybongwater · #13 (**permalink**) 04-16-2005, 10:24 PM

Hi okie. heh. I can't do anything that requires serious thought or motor skills when I've had 2 too many.

Nice to meet you. Please tell me this isn't the end of pubic humiliation stories! Doesn't everything come in 3s?

Massive.Matt · #14 (**permalink**) 04-16-2005, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splifster

Hehe funny story man, smokinokie is one of the original blades, respect him bitches

Anyways, funny how when you might have lost "I think we lost by 1 run, but who's keepin score?" Yet when you won "We played the same team that had witnessed my complete melt down the weekend before and stomped them 14-4! It was most grand." Hehe, a little irony there

Anyways sounds like that weed was good, very good.. 2 hits and you were rendered incapable of tossing a ball 40 feet hehe

Anyways we need more amusing stories, presented in a mature manner, amusing tales like this is what I used to love about the city... smoke on smokinokie

I was thinking the exact same thing. LOL. Congrats, and welcome back.

j.t._just_token · #15 (**permalink**) 04-17-2005, 02:34 AM

+ rep ...good story ....i always used to light up before a game made it so much more enjoyable

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#1 (permalink) 04-15-2005, 07:20 PM
smokinokie BaldHippeeRedneck Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Bewilderment near the State of Confusion Posts: 1,425	Well, ain't this sumthin? Once, a while back, this was my home away from home.......well....I guess my home while I was at home since I generally don't take my computer with me when I leave, but that's beside the point. Life and circumstances took me away from here and still keep me from coming back as often as I would like. I was shocked to see how the membership had skyrocketed so quickly. For me, back then, this place was much more than a weed forum. Weed was the thing that brought the clan that was here then together, but sharing our triumphs, tradgedies, faux pas', and partying thru our typing made this place home. Saddens me to see such a negative vibe running thru the place. But I have'nt been around to see what all has transpired, so I'll refrain from further comment. So in an attempt to lighten things up a bit, it's time for a not really directly related about pot story, as this was my usual habit when I lived here. For those of you who were'nt here, I coached girls softball for 5 years. My daughter was into the game and so was I. It's reached the point that it's about politics now so I've bowed out. Daughter bowed out this year. So I'm thinking, "Hey! I got my whole spring free to do what I want!" I have'nt touched a fishing pole in those 5 years! And fish fear me! Then, One day at work, my only fellow stoner (that I know of) co worker came and asked me to help coach his coach pitch little league team. I told him I'd have to ponder on it. That night after a nice bowl, I started realizing how much I missed hanging around ballparks and kids. So, your talking to a twice retired yet active again coach of 13 boys ages 6-8. How coach pitch works, (for those of you who don't know) it's just like regular baseball except a coach pitches to his team. Guess who seems to be the only person who can pitch to these midgets? Yep. You're looking at him. waves We've had e'nuff practices that I'm reasonably confident in my ability to give them something to hit. But I still get a little case of the butterflies in the gut before games. We had opening day last Saturday with 2 mini-games. The first one went pretty well. I think we lost by 1 run, but who's keepin score? We had an 2 hours before the next game so I came home to eat. An ol' hippee friend stopped by with some of his extremely narcotic weed. I had 2 hits and headed back to the ballfield. During the drive I started realizing that 2 hits may have been 2 too many. I get to the field almost late and have to pitch right away. So I put on my knee pad, (yeah, when I pitch to midgets I have to get down on one knee) and took the mound. It's been a long time since I sooooo publicly humiliated myself. I could'nt throe to save my ass. We're talking hitting my batters, over their heads, behind them, in the dirt and everywhere in between. After the 1st inning, I pulled myself outta the game. My only comfort was that the dad that took over did'nt do much better. I went by my co workers house after the game and had him give me a couple of balls to practice, apologized for letting the whole team down, and the next day I spent about 3 hours practicing. It paid off. We played the same team that had witnessed my complete melt down the weekend before and stomped them 14-4! It was most grand. Everyone on our team got a hit. Some went 4 for 4! It's fun again! I smoke after the games now. It hurts to have a 6 year old tell you, "YOU SUCK!" __________________ There is no darkness, only an absence of light.

#2 (permalink) 04-15-2005, 07:59 PM
Splifster Pot Infatuee Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Stonerville Posts: 1,289	Hehe funny story man, smokinokie is one of the original blades, respect him bitches Anyways, funny how when you might have lost "I think we lost by 1 run, but who's keepin score?" Yet when you won "We played the same team that had witnessed my complete melt down the weekend before and stomped them 14-4! It was most grand." Hehe, a little irony there Anyways sounds like that weed was good, very good.. 2 hits and you were rendered incapable of tossing a ball 40 feet hehe Anyways we need more amusing stories, presented in a mature manner, amusing tales like this is what I used to love about the city... smoke on smokinokie __________________ Sometimes the lights all shinin on me other times I can barely see. ~Twist up and let your mind be free~

#3 (permalink) 04-15-2005, 08:23 PM
DecoRasta27 bingers..... Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: raleigh, nc Posts: 185	i have to agree with splifster....this is what we need more of on the forum, stories like this because they entertain me a bit more than all this other shit like IMPORTANT* please read,passed out from smoking pot....etc etc...thanks for the read smokinokie hope to see you around more from now on and by the way, nice to meet you blaze on fellow blades __________________

#5 (permalink) 04-16-2005, 02:31 AM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,829	Coach Smokie... How are you, the wife and the girls??? I do so miss your soft ball adventures... That should be the name of your book.. The softball adventures of Smokin in the okie. LOL __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..

#6 (permalink) 04-16-2005, 02:35 AM
ReformMaryJaneLaws RMJL-Forum Administrator Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,900	Okie...I luv ya, man! Glad to see you around. __________________ RMJL GC Rules

#7 (permalink) 04-16-2005, 03:43 PM
unoit Fresh Air Inspector Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The WET Coast CANADA Posts: 5,201	HIGH All, aahhhhh smokin..it is good to hear from you!!!!! I read your post and brought me back to a few years ago..when times were great and there was much love here in The City..Thanks for bringing me back to those days my Friend..it was much needed. __________________ Need some good reading..check out the links. Links, Guides, and Troubleshooting Great Info Marijuana Grower'sHandbook One of the best guides Marijuana Bible Old Farmer's Almanac

#8 (permalink) 04-16-2005, 04:19 PM
420420420 Freedumb Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Local Group Posts: 2,010	i missed those days but i still like it here __________________ The ongoing WOW is happening right NOW. www.downsizeDC.org/

#9 (permalink) 04-16-2005, 05:43 PM
sCaKmY I Poke Smot Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: FTC Colorado Posts: 669	this non negative attitude you speak of, would be nice to peek up on the forums again __________________ MAH SPOON ES TOO BIG!!!!

#10 (permalink) 04-16-2005, 05:48 PM
Stylez1877 Stoner-Pornstar-Mod Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 4,151	lol, hey man nice to hear from you, not good that you're hitting kids with baseballs but nice to hear from you hope shit is going good for you man..I like to see a friendly face here in much needed times. __________________ Nutrients/Bugs/Various Problems Guide Germination step by step Growing Vocabulary

#11 (permalink) 04-16-2005, 07:29 PM
RavenousDespair Hypnotize Minds Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: GA Posts: 859	great story very very nice when i joined....EVEN I NOTICED A RAPID amount of new users..... yeah i got sad when some of the favorable posters were getting banned.. its life.. __________________ One more semester......and then I'll be free SLAB Catch me today, with a cannon or a Kodak Cause by tomorrow, yesterday gon be a throwback - Bun B <marquee> <!--</font--></marquee>

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#12 (permalink) 04-16-2005, 07:35 PM
enfiladeDTS Rolodex Propaganda Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,307	haha great story. i never smoke before i have to do anything, it just takes the fun out of getting high. when i'm high i just wanna chill, listen to music or watch movies and eat. i would hate going to work high, or school high, or even coach pitching a game. __________________ <br><br><br>

#13 (permalink) 04-16-2005, 10:24 PM
dirtybongwater Pot Ninja Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: ^j^ Posts: 5,467	Hi okie. heh. I can't do anything that requires serious thought or motor skills when I've had 2 too many. Nice to meet you. Please tell me this isn't the end of pubic humiliation stories! Doesn't everything come in 3s? __________________ 1. Signature Limits: All signatures should not exceed the following size limits, and you can't have both text and images. Text Signatures: 4 lines normal size OR 8 lines small size and up to 90 chars per line. Font sizes above 2 are not allowed. For images in signatures: 1 image up to 300 pixels wide, 125 pixels tall and 20k in size.

#15 (permalink) 04-17-2005, 02:34 AM
j.t._just_token Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 33	+ rep ...good story ....i always used to light up before a game made it so much more enjoyable