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03-05-2005, 05:28 AM
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~It DoEs WhAt Is~
Join Date: May 2004
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Stoner Quotes
Weed can make you say some hilarious shit. Post some funny quots you or your frinds have said while high
 "Furniture is so awkard..." - Dan "Butt-sex is better the second time..." - James "I got an idea for a stoner HBO that plays cool movies to watch while your high. I'll call it High By Oh My..." - Mike B.
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_______________________  ~MARIJUANA AFFECTS THE MEMORY~ "Prohibition cannot be enforced for the simple reason the the majority of the American people do not want it enforced and are resisting its enforcment. That being so the orderly thing to do, under our form of government, is to abolish a law which cannot be enforced, a law that the people of the country do not want enforced..." - Fiorello LaGuardia
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03-05-2005, 05:51 AM
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ballin' in the mix
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: chi-town
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it was a boring ass snowy day, and me and my boy had just enough money for n 8th...so we bought a blunt and rolled that 8th up...10 mins later.... (stoned and dead broke).....we have a quick conversation on how we are gonna get more money for bud
2 minutes pass and the only sound thats made is bone thugs music in the background, playin on my computer he looks over at me and says in all seriousness " u wanna go buy some bud " ....twas funny
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03-05-2005, 04:46 PM
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from school
"constantnipplethritis" (supposed to say constonople, the capital of ancient rome) "circumsize these aphrodites" "oh that says liped, i thought it said hippo" "if i had nipples, id rub them" other places "im a looser"(mispelled on purpose, pronounced loose -er) "smoking pot in general, theres a visine for that" we went to blockbuster and when i left the store, the guy was trying to tell me something, and when i left the store, i said, really loud "why was he trying to confuse me?!?!" everyone looked at me. i was in kroger, and this woman was in front of me in line, and i was making a beat of drums, with my feet and my dollar bills, and i was swaying back and forth, and she kept staring at me and so i decided to stop, so i stopped and i was like, wait no, i shuoldnt stop b/c shes a bitch, so i started up again, and she started staring at me again, so i just busted out laughing in front of everyone
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03-05-2005, 10:53 PM
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theres so much shit that i forgot but, remember this one time i was at some club watching some bands play, and i left and went down the street to go burn, ended up seeing thios other dude i knew so we matched and got alll baked, so i started walking back to the club, and whgen i got there the dude said id be 5 more dollars, i was all pissed beacause i thought it was free re admit, so i paid 5 dollars cause my freinds band was going on next, anyway so i get into the club, and it turns out that i went back to the wrong fucken one, took me like 10 minutes to notice too, it was pretty funny.
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03-06-2005, 12:02 AM
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For $40, my mind is free
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: New England
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Whenever I smoke with my close friends, one of them will always describe the symptoms of being high lol like he'll get blazed and go off on these theories and general high ideas and shit and ill just turn to him and say "i know exactly what you mean". He always think Im mocking him though.
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03-06-2005, 12:09 AM
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Smells like reefer
Join Date: Dec 2004
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So much funny shit, forgot most of it... The most recent funny thing..
Well we were getting stoned, Steven , James, Ruso (nickname), and Me.. Ruso is James's girlfriend.. she puts in a porno, and we all walk in James says "DAMN IT SMELLS LIKE WEED" in a fuckin funny voice, and falls over.. i couldnt stop laughing for 15 minutes 20 minutes later, we're all sitting there, everything is fuckin quiet, exept for the porno we were watching... nothing was going through my mind, it was completely blank.. then steven says "dude, this is funny, we're all sitting here watching porn" in a serious voice, and we all start laughing for the next half hour.. Well if i come up with anything els id post it, but i forgot.. But thanks for the idea, Imperialgodfly. Im gonna start keeping one too.. |
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03-06-2005, 12:13 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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"omg my hands on fire! FUCK oh wait... its just the roach *hits blunt"
-my friend
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03-06-2005, 12:19 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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"Look at my fucking eyes, You can tell im fucking high, But you know damn well i aient high enough homie" - Marc
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You got some shit you wanna say to me then feel free, Yall nigg's is pussy's yall fuckin with a real G. I laugh at yall haters yall sucka nigg's kill me, Im the realest nigg from the D and always will be. You'll never see a rapper in this game like me again, Shit when i spit it transforms lil boys into men. |
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03-06-2005, 01:32 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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By me the first time I ever smoked (it was opium) - "We have to jack our doots (Meaning dicks) and sell the cemen to spermbanks across America and use the money to fund the painting of nazi officer uniforms on the German teachers in our school, like Mrs. Zinsmeister."
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03-06-2005, 01:49 AM
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~It DoEs WhAt Is~
Join Date: May 2004
Location: WinterPark, Fl
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"Wait don't pass it, I see a car coming... Wait nevermind it's just the sprinklers..." - Karl
"Did you just say your high? Im sorry I didn't notice... because I was..." - Karl "There should be a phone number you can call, and when you call they send someone to your house to give you a pat on the back. He'd be like; "Good Job man... that's a good sandwich" - Dan Couple more for ya
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_______________________ ~MARIJUANA AFFECTS THE MEMORY~ "Prohibition cannot be enforced for the simple reason the the majority of the American people do not want it enforced and are resisting its enforcment. That being so the orderly thing to do, under our form of government, is to abolish a law which cannot be enforced, a law that the people of the country do not want enforced..." - Fiorello LaGuardia
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03-07-2005, 05:08 AM
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Im the Chicken Champ
Join Date: Jun 2004
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this was probably the freakiest thing ever said to me. i was sitting around in my basement with 3 other people. this kid mark stoned as fuck just looks up and says "i have an asshair fetish, i like the long curlies"
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03-07-2005, 05:15 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: BC Bud Country
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"god loves you man!!!!!" - Funny to yell at people late at night while your stoned and driving arround. Best when the passenger says it.
"got match?" "got weed?" "got papers?" "lets smoke up"
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03-07-2005, 07:26 PM
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03-07-2005, 09:05 PM
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03-07-2005, 10:18 PM
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I Poke Smot
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: FTC Colorado
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lol, me and my buddies set a tape recorder out to record all the shit we say,
i dont have the tape recorder, and my memory is shot, so i cant think back to what i said while being high, just being high all the time.... im too high to remember.... that could work as a quote |
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